Claire Chanelle Chouquette #2 Hermės bags and dripping gold, has no taste and dresses old

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What is it with influencers spending 1000s on items but they can’t spend a 100 to secure a mirror to the walls 😭 and then letting your toddler lean against an unsecured mirror whilst showing the whole world!!
How can a little boy love a mirror?

Claire, toddlers love to see themselves in the mirror, not because Honore knows you've begged for that unsecured mirror of yours! How bad are you, as a parent, to double/triple check everything to make sure your son doesn't get hurt!

She only cares about herself, me, me and me. Julien and Honore are just side people in her fantasy land!
 
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God, she looks rough. Whatever she wears. It shouldn't be possible to make a $1500+ cashmere cardigan look cheap, but she manages it. Effortlessly. Especially when its worn underneath an awful brown blazer. And holding up clothes on plastic hangers in front of cheap-looking shelves full of Chanel handbags, making out like she's an arbiter of style and taste? Vulgar and delusional. Plus there's nothing high end about her pronunciation: dropping the 'g's on the end of 'leggins' and most other words that end in 'g', and saying 'underneef', 'lenf', 'somefink', etc. And the 't's that ought to be on the end of 'coat'. Nothing wrong at all with speaking in that casual manner, but don't try and present yourself as luxe or elegant or elevated. No amount of money spent on genuine or fake designer labels can make you anything other than what you are. Someone ion a different thread called her a 'pitbull on a council estate'. That's a bit snobby, but amusingly accurate.
 
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May we all have a collective “Sod off” when Claire yammers on about if something is worth the price? Kaite is overpriced cashmere. You can get the same, or better, quality from Jenni Kayne for 1/4 of the price. But, of course, Claire had to “buy” three of these overhyped Kaite cardigans because she wants to flex when we all know if she had to fork over 1200£ for each of these cardigans she’d gave ZERO. Also, HOW does a hoarder ever get cost per wear down?

God, she looks rough. Whatever she wears. It shouldn't be possible to make a $1500+ cashmere cardigan look cheap, but she manages it. Effortlessly. Especially when its worn underneath an awful brown blazer. And holding up clothes on plastic hangers in front of cheap-looking shelves full of Chanel handbags, making out like she's an arbiter of style and taste? Vulgar and delusional. Plus there's nothing high end about her pronunciation: dropping the 'g's on the end of 'leggins' and most other words that end in 'g', and saying 'underneef', 'lenf', 'somefink', etc. And the 't's that ought to be on the end of 'coat'. Nothing wrong at all with speaking in that casual manner, but don't try and present yourself as luxe or elegant or elevated. No amount of money spent on genuine or fake designer labels can make you anything other than what you are. Someone ion a different thread called her a 'pitbull on a council estate'. That's a bit snobby, but amusingly accurate.
And the cardigan doesn’t even fit.

These cardigans, like most clothes sadly, are made from thin, boobless women OR women who like to blow their gifted vouchers on expensive items to flex.
 
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God, she looks rough. Whatever she wears. It shouldn't be possible to make a $1500+ cashmere cardigan look cheap, but she manages it. Effortlessly. Especially when its worn underneath an awful brown blazer. And holding up clothes on plastic hangers in front of cheap-looking shelves full of Chanel handbags, making out like she's an arbiter of style and taste? Vulgar and delusional. Plus there's nothing high end about her pronunciation: dropping the 'g's on the end of 'leggins' and most other words that end in 'g', and saying 'underneef', 'lenf', 'somefink', etc. And the 't's that ought to be on the end of 'coat'. Nothing wrong at all with speaking in that casual manner, but don't try and present yourself as luxe or elegant or elevated. No amount of money spent on genuine or fake designer labels can make you anything other than what you are. Someone ion a different thread called her a 'pitbull on a council estate'. That's a bit snobby, but amusingly accurate.
You forgot to mention my favorite: jew-ry, instead of jew-el-ry. I do think this is part of Claire’s allure. So many people who come from nothing lust after a life like hers and these people are most likely the ones who click those links and keep her in business. She knows her market.

Is there anything more ridiculous than a YT’er saying they work for their free items. I’m dying. These vouchers are the equivalent of a gifted giftcard. Sure, I too weigh my options of how I’ll spend my GIFTED voucher but it is in no way how I weigh my purchases when I’m using actual money I work for. My eyes rolled into the back of my head when she started in on how she “works” for those vouchers. If Net-A-Porter would like to give me a 5,000£ voucher for yammering on in a 20 min video about products they gifted me, I’ll happily put in the “work”.
 
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Please don’t forget sales another word she can’t say ! I actually don’t think she can say Chanel properly either. If my prononciation had been that bad I would have seen a specialist. When my daughter was at school any child who couldn’t get the basic words out correctly was sent to speech therapist! Couldn’t she still do that an improve her English??
 
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Anyone else find her using of her son as a prop in a huge amount of her content unsettling? It’s a bit much and he deserves more privacy IMO.
 
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C (somehow)manages to make all her vastly overpriced clothing hauls look like she has just come back from Primark - having balanced it all on her buggy for the journey home! 😂

She desperately tries it sound ‘posh’ sometimes it all gets too much for her little mouth - and it sounds like she has a bunch of coal in there too!
 
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Finally watching the make up video.... I'm not sure she should be the one to advertise make up 😳
 
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Just putting her very own bullying on here for record. She or IG deleted the posts.

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Claire is the ultimate troll, even if in just looks alone. I always get a giggle how EVERY blogger will say that a negative comment about them is a reflection on the other person and then they always go in on how pathetic and sad and insecure and jealous and whatever the commenter is. Is it possible that these people actually see through the IG BS and it is actually the blogger and their response that shows how empty THEIR life is? I think people would be kinder to Claire if she just tried to refine herself. She is just such a chav who truly believes she’s posh. It’s okay, girl. Your IG/YT is the rabbit hole of chaviness and yes, we all jump down for a laugh. You’re welcome. You make $ from sponsors who think they’ll get clicks and we all get a laugh seeing how much $ can never buy you class, or teeth, or the model body you want, or really anything BUT material things. Bisous
 
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She is absolutely horrific. Comes from nothing but believes she is God’s gift to everyone. How her husband puts up with her is beyond me.
Her English is painful to listen to. Have you ever counted how many times in her videos she pronounce all Words ending with ‘ing as ‘in. Drives me crazy. She insists it’s a dialect, which it is not, just bad language that tells you everything there is to know about her background.
And she treats her followers like tit. What’s wrong with her!
Her videos would be a lot better if she was more organized, she gets distracted all the time. Her whole house is as unorganized as she is.
 
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Another chavvy vlog. Very funny how she must think her backdrop shelves of handbags looks like the last word in curated elegance and good taste when really it looks like the back room of a third world store selling cheap knock-offs.
 
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The way that Claire pronounces Givenchy really annoys me 😂
 
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Another chavvy vlog. Very funny how she must think her backdrop shelves of handbags looks like the last word in curated elegance and good taste when really it looks like the back room of a third world store selling cheap knock-offs.
That's probably the stock in Luxury Promise!
 
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Whatever that first brand was today? Apparently it
went from “ scremff to scremff” 😂

Or something like that!
 
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Out of curiosity what does her husband do for a living?
Think he was trader in financial services but appears to be involved in their businesses going on his directorships at Companies House. Wouldn’t be surprised if he has a buy to let property portfolio though not in and SPV but maybe his personal name.
 
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