Excerpts from a year's comments on here. Many different tattlers, but we all see and say the same things.....
She sounds and acts like someone who sells fruit and veg from the back of a cart in East End London
Typically like a dealer from the East End
Pitbull on a council estate
Chanelle is like the market stall, knock off version of Chanel… how appropriate
She's such a dumb aggressive chav
If a trout like Claire starts promoting you, I will stop buying you…
She pronounces Chanel with a ‘w’ at the end
It will always be obvious from the way she looks, speaks, acts, etc. that she is that little girl from subsidized housing in Essex.
Women that naturally have style must piss themselves laughing when they see her.
She is like a pit bull in a dress
Tacky, tacky, tacky. She looks like a walking billboard. Coco Chanel and Karl are rolling in the or graves over these fashion abusers
Tackiest mirror I’ve ever seen… it needs a ‘live, laugh, love’ wall sticker above it to really finish it off.
An unattractive woman totally contradicting the image she wishes to portray. She must be completely delusional.
I have no idea how the hell can she manage to be a hot mess all the time. That's dedication.
Why can’t she pronounce jewellery properly?? ‘Dury’ WTF
"Haw" always puzzled me. It's chav speak for haul, apparently.
She’s a walking advertisement for the saying “money can’t buy taste”…. Or class.
We call it ‘feral’. She has that look and way about her. No amount of lipstick (expensive accessories) dress up a pig. Someone ages ago summed her up perfectly: she’s like a pit bull on a council estate. Never a truer word spoken about our dear Claire.
Rat face chav
How does the fish markets wife afford all this luxury?
Claire is the ultimate troll, even if in just looks alone. Your IG/YT is the rabbit hole of chaviness and yes, we all jump down for a laugh. You’re welcome.
Claire is kind of trashy so I could see her buying high-end fakes to pass off as real.
I totally agree with you about her house as well it looks.....Cheap.
She must think her backdrop shelves of handbags looks like the last word in curated elegance and good taste when really it looks like the back room of a third world store selling cheap knock-offs
Does anyone else cringe when she calls Honoré “Oni-boy”? She’s slaughtering a beautiful name
She is the proverbial "you can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter"
God, she looks rough. Whatever she wears. It shouldn't be possible to make a $1500+ cashmere cardigan look cheap, but she manages it. Effortlessly.
Sad dumb chavy Claire, is married to a Frenchman and can't speak a word of French.
She’s just so uncouth. She has no grace.
The entire LP team looks so budget. I just can't.
I find her dressing head to toe in obvious designer gear with the Channel logo dripping off her tacky. Her sense of style is atrocious
It looks like she came from a football match in the 1980's and threw a coat on. Just because everything is designer doesn't mean it looks good Claire.
She’s such a chav its unreal. No amount of money can buy tastes. She will always be a desperate chav. No amount of Hermes can remove that.
Claire is that kid who’s mother always pointed to the wealthy women saying “Dat can be yooz, Claire.”. It was always all about money. True story! Claire actually told it a while back. Claire hung out at bougie bars in London notorious for their banker clientele looking like an Essex lady of the night waiting to bag a dumb, trashy trustfunder. Give it up for her. She found him!
No matter how good the curriculum is, as long as it's fancy is the standard for this chav.
