Planning on going to Asda to buy cake to eat away my sorrows. I would save you a slice but my greedy arse won't let me do that.
enjoy! I might just do the same 
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enjoy! I might just do the same 
The asda red velvet cake is *chefs kiss*
I honestly doubt they'd kick you out for trying to buy snacks and I've not tried one either. I've always been scared I'll get brain freeze!!
Right Iβm not having this. Tango ice blasts are amazing
Go make a tango ice blast rave thread
I'm sorry to ask (and I fully expect hate!) but what's a tango ice blast? 
Treat yourself! You deserve it!
I've always wanted to try red velvet cake so I'll buy it for the weekend. I'll report back then. x
Looks a bit tangy for me (you'd think with it being called tango)
so it's a slushy?
I went on a cinema date a few years ago with a lad who was struggling to drink his Tango Ice Blast. I thought to myself you're sucking the straw like it's a
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Please elaborateI went on a cinema date a few years ago with a lad who was struggling to drink his Tango Ice Blast. I thought to myself you're sucking the straw like it's a
was the straw enjoying it?It's not just a slushy, it's an experience
Basically
Think the lad was enjoying it more than the poor, innocent straw.Please elaborate
He offered me the drink and I had to politely decline after seeing his saliva all over it.
I don't understand why he was struggling to drink it because it didn't look hard (no pun intended).
Is this gonna turn into a dirty tango ice blast fan fiction like the jack grealish thread??Please elaborate
I mean I'm here for it if it is
Im waiting for hollyoaks to finish then Iβm off to buy one. Catch me on the rave thread laterGo make a tango ice blast rave thread
Jack seductively put the straw in his mouth whilst combing his fingers through his soft hair
Right Iβm out. Iβm sickening myself
Maxine looks like a lemon in today's ep.Im waiting for hollyoaks to finish then Iβm off to buy one. Catch me on the rave thread later
I won't be engaging in this filth.
Omg her dress is hideous!!
Girl are you sure you're not going out with a life-size tango ice blast instead of a lad tonightI mean I'm here for it if it is
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