I was FUMING mr whiskey wouldn’t sleep with me and wanted to wait until our 3rd date ![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
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What about wonky knobs?I’m too much of a slut to wait for marriage or the 3rd date. I need to see the D before I marry it. I always say now if I end up single I’m gonna need dick pics before I agree to a date. Im not wasting my time for small willys![]()
Omg congrats chatty member twin!Oooh @fudgebox ive just noticed we’ve been upgraded to chatty members, waheeeey
Go on lassI’m too much of a slut to wait for marriage or the 3rd date. I need to see the D before I marry it. I always say now if I end up single I’m gonna need dick pics before I agree to a date. Im not wasting my time for small willys![]()
If it’s big with a sort of curve I can cope. If it’s just small and wonky no thank youWhat about wonky knobs?
If I remember from @strawb its 1000 postsOmg congrats chatty member twin!how long til VIP!
we didn’t choose the slut life the slut life chose usI’m too much of a slut to wait for marriage or the 3rd date. I need to see the D before I marry it. I always say now if I end up single I’m gonna need dick pics before I agree to a date. Im not wasting my time for small willys![]()
Might get that as a tattoowe didn’t choose the slut life the slut life chose us
I guess desperate measures are called for if your toilet's blocked.View attachment 1006051She made me a daiquiri to calm me down
I can’t stand uncircumcised. Again… why I need dick pics!What about foreskin?anyone been with a man thats been circumcised? I have and it looks much better.
I wouldn’t even know what a circumcised penis looks like and I’m not sure I want to Google itWhat about foreskin?anyone been with a man thats been circumcised? I have and it looks much better.
Just the right time for that questionWhat about foreskin?anyone been with a man thats been circumcised? I have and it looks much better.
So much prettierI wouldn’t even know what a circumcised penis looks like and I’m not sure I want to Google it![]()
Yeah but you dont get many men with circumcised penises do you?I can’t stand uncircumcised. Again… why I need dick pics!