My fella told me he was helping his mate clear out his other mates bedroom once cos his mate was moving. So they were going through all his stuff and found this device that you put on your cock to stretch it to make it bigger
I said what did you do and he said he screamed and threw it
I fell out with this said mate a few months ago and I was ranting and I said ‘if he says anything to me I’ll say go stretch your cock you tiny dicked little nobhead’ and my fella was like don’t you dare