Chit chat #10

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Wednesday: the sims
Thursday: clothes airers
Friday: wanks and what people shove up themselves

im not ready for the subject of conversation tomorrow
 
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This is the best thread tbf it's the one thread that can cheer me up when I'm crying like a little baby!
 
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Halcyon days of sims are gone, now it's the time of unlikely dildos and fruitless wanks.
 
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There was also a rumour at school about a girl who was using a carrot to masturbate and it got stuck and her friend had to use a fork to get it out
 
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I know someone who snapped their banjo string whilst getting down to it once
 
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There was also a rumour at school about a girl who was using a carrot to masturbate and it got stuck and her friend had to use a fork to get it out
Heard something similar but with a cucumber it's not a pickling jar ffs, stop putting veggies up yourselves people
 
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Never mind rumours I’ve seen photographic evidence of a girl with a cornetto (cone end) up her. It was horrific

also a pic went round of a girl in our school and she shoved dairy milk buttons up her and on one of the pics she had the buttons over her nipples

and my friend said he ate a Mars delight out a girl once. Dunno what it is about Mars bars they must be the most popular chocolate bar for sex
 
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I've needed this thread this morning.
Crapping myself about going for my booster and flu jabs later.
 
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If I was ever gonna stick some sort of confectionary up me for someone to eat out of me, I wouldn't pick something that can melt like chocolate!!
 
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