Tonight I was out at the Christmas markets with a friend who has a four year old. I went to the bar and when I came back she was listening to something on her phone. I put down the drinks and she thrust the phone at me saying, 'Omg! Husband has just sent me a video of Child singing jingle bells in the bath, here have a listen! It's so cute!'
Readers, it was not cute.
FFS
Readers, it was not cute.
FFS