Chessie King #3 Coz she’s an attention seeking …

[Marmite.Crumpets]

Just listening to the Should I Delete That episode with Chessie on it. Blaming the near divorce entirely on Mat

I listened to this today! One thing that struck me was when she was talking about her wedding. How much it cost her. How annoyed she was that Mat didn't enjoy it.

And the end - the discussion about showing her kids face online. Em and Alex don't at all - Chessie does?! She shows side profiles, her eyes or parts of her daughters face. I feel she's trying to make out that she's protecting her daughter, but when she covers her face with an emoji, it's never full covered - maybe I'm being pedantic, but I don't think she can claim that she doesn't show her daughter online?!

 

[Starry_eyed_pie]

I know the interior design was #prgifted, but what kind of moron plans a slide going into a wall??

On top of that, why has someone who has spent 2+ years solidly complaining that her child doesn't sleep (despite literally peddling a sleeping course to new mums, and selling gifted sleep devices) put a swing and slide in the kids' room. That's not going to be conducive to good sleep!

 

[sasbeep]

How many baby free holidays, night outs and activities have they been on together and separately in the last several months?? And they have the nerve to moan that they’ve only become parents and life isn’t fun and spontaneous anymore. Oh boo fucking hoo!

 

[Flowers60]

The reno looks awful. They have no cupboard space, no work surface. Barely any space around the table, but it’s fine, she has her wall full of wonky holes to display tat in.

 

[ShhItsASecret]

She’s done a really awful job of selling that holiday to me… she’s just posted photos of herself or her sister.
ok, a cookery class, but what else can we do there. Show us around etc.
Proof these influencers are fucking pointless money grabbing cunts.

 

[br0wser]

I find it so weird she’s spoken about this so publicly. I understand she wants to ‘raise awareness’ or be ‘relatable’ but surely this crosses a line? It’s way too personal

 

[sasbeep]

Funny how she has decided Spanx are an unnecessary pressure from society now she’s at her thinnest

 

[Aardvark]

I’m calling it now, I think she’ll separate from Matt in 2024.

 

[HM92]

“Only girl in the timber aisle” pick me pick me, I’m not like other girls…

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

I particularly enjoyed this one

 

[Happyholly]

What the fuck?! Why would you have a tiny child holding a dogs lead by themselves. Her 'parenting' leaves a lot to be desired specially as Rae fell into a pool last week. I'd be too mortified I allowed this to happen to share it online!

 

[Londoncailín]

Oh she’ll find something else to be reeelaaaaataaable about - saggy milkshake making booberoos, c section battle woundy doody, fatty fupa wupa. She may be skinny again but she’s just like us all!

She's not just skinny. She's skinny winny finny doo dah.

Twatty watty doo dah.

 

[pennypinchpam]

She’s that annoying blend of thinking she’s hotter than she is but cosplaying as the kooky quirky girl that’s not like the other girls with the gapey mouth stupidity. Does she have real friends being so loathsome?

 

[Marmite.Crumpets]

Cousins wedding but make it all about me

Such a weird set of stories this AM. She is one of those people that if you have been to Tenerife, she's been to Elevenerife! It must be so exhausting to be her & constantly needing to be the centre of attention.

 

[Smurf72]

She’s an absolute bellend. Filming herself crying WTAF. Bore off Chessie. We all have these days. I don’t feel any sympathy for her…as the thread title says…she’s an attention seeking…..
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She’s an absolute bellend. Filming herself crying WTAF. Bore off Chessie. We all have these days. I don’t feel any sympathy for her…as the thread title says…she’s an attention seeking…..

And also while I’m on one…she’ll have therapy then suddenly realise that will be her next career move as she’ll want to help everyone, then she’ll do it once like all the other failed careers she has in her bio!

 

[InsufferableGiant]

Chess and Mat are making such a big deal of this sleep regression. If only chess had an overpriced parenting course she was flogging that was specifically meant to prepare you for things like this…. Oh wait…

 

[InsufferableGiant]

Love how she made a big deal of it being their first holiday ‘the three of them’ since their daughter was born 3 years ago… Ignores all the holidays they’ve been on alone, with mates, summers in Croatia with her family.

 

[HM92]

91% of people “shut up Chessie”

 

[Aardvark]

Is that parenting app she created still going?? I can’t remember the name and I’m too lazy to scroll back through previous threads.

Do you mean the baby hood thing? The Instagram page hasn’t been touched for over six months so I’m sure it’ll fall by the way side, just like being a doula, her poster design business, being the only person to ever not wear make up to an event, being a representative of body positivity despite clearly exercising to get rid of baby weight, and many other examples of things she does once or twice and then gives up on.

 

[rosieposie94]

Should say he only girl FILMING herself in the timber aisle, the rest of us are too busy DIYing around real jobs 🫠