and with children in advertising in traditional channels the child gets the money!
Chessie King #2 Cheap Ring, I’ve got a baby don’t you know darling?
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I've just been thinking how ridiculous her poll is asking if you'd stop posting when they are 'old enough to be recognisable' ... I've seen more pictures of her child than I've seen of the other babies in our NCT group (same age, mine was born two days after Rae) and I could absolutely name them all in a line up. Babies are recognisable pretty quickly, they're not like puppies 
I saw the child (18mo) of another 'influencer' in real life recently and recognised her instantly before even seeing the parents. Honestly they should be frightened how easy it is to identify their children, poor things.
I saw the child (18mo) of another 'influencer' in real life recently and recognised her instantly before even seeing the parents. Honestly they should be frightened how easy it is to identify their children, poor things.
She won’t stop posting photos of Rae as one of her income streams will dry up. She’s shameless. I think a lot of influencers share way too much of their everyday lives and locations and children. There’s some oddballs out there and they have a responsibility to their child above everything else.
You just need to read some of the Motherofdaughters and Fatherofdaughters threads to see how recognisable the kids are! The internet et al knows where the kids go to school, how old they are, where they go to the shops etc. I'll try and find it, but there's also a TikTok creator who was one of the early children used in a mummy blog. She's now estranged from her family as her mum was super controlling and put their whole lives online to a huge detriment to the kids.I've just been thinking how ridiculous her poll is asking if you'd stop posting when they are 'old enough to be recognisable' ... I've seen more pictures of her child than I've seen of the other babies in our NCT group (same age, mine was born two days after Rae) and I could absolutely name them all in a line up. Babies are recognisable pretty quickly, they're not like puppies
I saw the child (18mo) of another 'influencer' in real life recently and recognised her instantly before even seeing the parents. Honestly they should be frightened how easy it is to identify their children, poor things.
Does she ever take a day off from gurning like a prick? 
I literally just said the same thing. Just bog off with your leaking boobs and stupid unfunny faces.
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Whyyy these faces?! I sometimes do send photos like this to my friends on Snapchat but never post them online
she looks like a right dixkheadAnd today’s revelation was that a large shirt is useful for breast feeding. It’s like she is the FIRST woman ever to have a baby and breast feed. Thanks Chessie, I would never have thought of a garment that I can open up the front easily would work for breast feeding. You’re a true genius. Oh and how many times do we need to see you feeding??
Never understood why people would pay copious amounts of money on baby nikes etc. it just screams her baby is an accessory.
Also, this poor child. Not quite the meaning of sensory play I think…
Also, this poor child. Not quite the meaning of sensory play I think…
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I know!!! Surely firm looking trainers like that on such tiny feet aren’t the best idea? No need! And with her surname on them. Ugh. She’s not off to bleeping Park Run in the morning is she? I’ve always thought really soft bootee type things or super soft snuggly type “shoes” at that age were all that is needed to keep toes and feet warm? And that strawberry sensory thingThe shoes on a newborn
Plus the black cables actually send my tidy mind into some kind of frenzy. 
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Not good for theiThe shoes on a newborn
Yup no shoes till walking, not good for the feet, always bothers me when people buy shoes for babies…what is the pointThey say not to put shoes on until they’re walking and even then it’s meant to be minimal. I’ve been given shoes for my kids and most have been on for a photo and then straight off cos they don’t need them. They’re just an accessory at that age rather than being practical
So guys, it happened! Baby Pie arrived early, but that just means I get to practise the top-notch parenting hacks that I've learnt from Chessie sooner.
Just now I was feeding my ScrummaBaba (from my boobs, if that wasn't clear!!) And the other leaky leaky milky milk-maker started to let down. So I grabbed the nearest muslin and stuffed it in my bra.
Then, when ScrummaBaba had finished feeding, I whipped off my clothes and fashioned a top from the muslin before gurning in to my camera... I mean I put on new ones and stuck a breast pad in because I'm not a dick.
Just now I was feeding my ScrummaBaba (from my boobs, if that wasn't clear!!) And the other leaky leaky milky milk-maker started to let down. So I grabbed the nearest muslin and stuffed it in my bra.
Then, when ScrummaBaba had finished feeding, I whipped off my clothes and fashioned a top from the muslin before gurning in to my camera... I mean I put on new ones and stuck a breast pad in because I'm not a dick.
Congratulations on baby Pie
Sounds as if those tips from ultimate mummy Chessie came in useful
Congrats on the bubba
hope you managed to get your naked pregnancy photoshoot done in your backyard and that you’re only posting photos on your socials for #ad purposes. Remember you need at least 4 carriers and probably the same amount of prams too
Thank you.Congrats on the bubba
hope you managed to get your naked pregnancy photoshoot done in your backyard and that you’re only posting photos on your socials for #ad purposes. Remember you need at least 4 carriers and probably the same amount of prams too
My husband is in the process of reaching out to companies for #gifted carriers in return for a grid post & 3 stories of us both wearing the carrier in hil-ARRR-ious poses. Unfortunately we were unable to sort this before ScrummaBaba arrived.
Naked photos taken in a local lavender farm because #quirky! Can't wait for my in laws to catch a glimpse of my pubey roobs
(Do you think Chessie is actually normal and makes this shizz up for likes and comments, or is she actually a
?!!)Chessie is a end for sure
congratulations on the arrival of your ScrummaBubba!!! Make sure you’re filming yourself naked several times a day and sharing this. A few pics of your husband’s arse might be wise too. Ideally filmed in glorious Technicolor in a public place.
end for sure congratulations on the arrival of your ScrummaBubba!!! Make sure you’re filming yourself naked several times a day and sharing this. A few pics of your husband’s arse might be wise too. Ideally filmed in glorious Technicolor in a public place.
Just saw that can’t unsee itA video of her (out of shot) breast milk spraying on mats stories
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