Chateau Diaries #56 Trotter's hole in the wall or Chateau cashpoint?

[NotAChatelaine]

Holiday destination - my 50p is on Bermuda: direct flight from Heathrow (thank you, Tiny Tartan Terror, for sharing the Intel that you collected SJ and her bag carrier from Stansted and took them to HRW). No direct flights to Mexico from HRW. Flights to the West Indies tend to be mid to late morning, so time frame doesn't work for getting from Stansted, flights to Bermuda are late afternoon. And only a hop, skip and a jump from there to New York. Makes sense to me, but "sense" and "Stephanie" are never uttered in the same sentence.

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

Why did I watch? He irritates me. Steaming a rug in the yard, smoke fumes from burning weeds...he has no idea and neither does Stephanie. Nothing ever seems to be cleaned properly.
As for Hannoy Hanni...does she know the cousin? She nearly had orgasms in his presence. Why film that and show it?

okay okay okay I was wrong about Hanni-she was just tired-is she some sort of fan girl of every Lalandist?

yes yes you all were right her bizarre sexual energy is just annoying-does she still read TigerBeat?

 

[KyBourbon]

Early one tonight - see ya all later - have a good evening, day, wherever you may be - till next time x

Oh Toilingwiththetoile! You’ll have so much to catch-up on when you rejoin us!

 

[MojoDublin]

okay no offense to Pennsylvania (well maybe some offense -I’m from Ohio) but why in the f*ck would Marie Antoinette want to go there? even now it’s mostly wilderness-has anyone driven the PA Turnpike-omg it’s horrible-imagine being lost in the woods for days upon days-now @MojoDublin has been me turning to research this information

Sending a helicopter

you have gone beyond the call of duty

M

 

[QuebecQueen]

Here 'tis, can't make it out. But who has their laptop open at the dinner table while others are eating?

im sure we can get it clearer??

 

[QuebecQueen]

Does anyone who speaks Italian know what that random man was saying to Vivian in Curtis’s video, Florence at night, that @QuebecQueen shared.

hmmmm its different to my French

 

[Tea42]

My money is on Mustique. Private, secure, internet is probably ok because the rich and well heeled must be in contact with money brokers at all times.

 

[Jikki2]

I just gave it a thought, so Danny is running the family bums ähh bang I mean business on his own? Or will he find a new partner?

maybe I should ask Jikki. He coincidentally knows everything they do… he hasn’t posted that much in the last few days, maybe Jikki is looking for some new job opportunities with a certain someone.

Isn‘t it so? JIKKIIIIIIIII?

Danny is prepping to get back to Colombia where his hairdressing business awaits him and Andrew stays in Europe with a student visa for now. Or so I've heard. Escorting is a side hustle for them and not a hustle for me. Although, I'm sure you'd hire me @HalcyonOrganic

pictures (and hips) don’t lie but Petherick does-unless Andrew was actually working? would he like to admit Andrew was working on the boat (with no shirt and drinks in hand (and who knows what else-wash yer hands Andrew))

Andrew wasn't working on the boat because Danny knows the DJ.
Besides, as someone already noted, in that meat market Teabag looked more like the help.

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

…
Besides, as someone already noted, in that meat market Teabag looked more like the help.

yeah that was me

 

[Jeeves]

Danny is prepping to get back to Colombia where his hairdressing business awaits him and Andrew stays in Europe with a student visa for now. Or so I've heard

I wonder where (and what) he is studying. If he was studying in Madrid, how can he just move to France?

 

[QuebecQueen]

Danny is prepping to get back to Colombia where his hairdressing business awaits him and Andrew stays in Europe with a student visa for now. Or so I've heard. Escorting is a side hustle for them and not a hustle for me. Although, I'm sure you'd hire me @HalcyonOrganic



Andrew wasn't working on the boat because Danny knows the DJ.
Besides, as someone already noted, in that meat market Teabag looked more like the help.

but Pether wasn't actually shirtless on the boat right?

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

there is the proof, Jikki is Ma Petherick! He knows to much, I mean she.
no, he is actually Andrew‘s long lost brother Roberto, no he is a spy, no he he

I have no idea what’s real anymore

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

 

[Jeeves]

there is the proof, Jikki is Ma Petherick! He knows to much, I mean she

I don't think Ma knows half of what he gets up to. She probably gets most of her information here! I'm sure she is just frantically playing catch up and trying damage limitation most of the time.
Let him get himself out of his own mess this time. You won't always be there to clean up after him, Sherrie.

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

Maybe the two families are shareholders of both. Also if you register a business to your home address, and you go bankrupt, you could lose your house. Maybe this way covers Gerry in case his taxi company flops? Its not uncommon and not illegal. My husband had a business but didn't register it to our home address,(which was my house, I bought it before we met,)but to his business address and made it a limited company .

I shall borrow @purejuice faux internet law degree just for a moment-the address where the business is registered is it not always the place they do business-the registration address will be used for many reasons not the least of which is it is the address of the business agent who files the business’s governmental paperwork-as to the personal residence issue that would probably be more related to whether the property had been used to secure a business loan or as collateral for something business related

but hey I’m not a lawyer nor do I play one on the internet so it’s just a layperson blathering on and on

 

[Jikki2]

I wonder where (and what) he is studying. If he was studying in Madrid, how can he just move to France?

He's a business student. I don't know more of the specifics but his undergrad is from CEIPA Business School. With the Schengen student visa issued by Spain, he can stay in the Schengen area, including France.

 

[Jeeves]

He's a business student. I don't know more of the specifics but his undergrad is from CEIPA Business School. With the Schengen student visa issued by Spain, he can stay in the Schengen area, including France.

Thanks @Jikki2. Maybe he is able to access distance learning?

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

Well..look at this! Maria’s comment was deleted, but we now have another one!

does he not get it? the internet is FOREVER-just like his and Andrew’s love-let’s all be happy for them as they go off to live in bliss in a house they don’t own-with no jobs-no money (except what they grift) in the middle of nowhere-bless their hearts

edited: good for Andrew on continuing his education-he seems a decent guy maybe-hope he finds out sooner rather than later that Michael Peter Pan Petherick is a jerk

 

[Jikki2]

Thanks @Jikki2. Maybe he is able to access distance learning?

I think that's likely. Spanish universities have moved to online coursework anyway due to lockdowns.

 

[purejuice]

but she’s sooooooo important and muuuuuuuuuusssstttt get her vlog edited for her fannnnnnnssssss! she works soooooooooooo hard

Lunch in the buddleia bush is the immortal, final, end-of counter-argument to that. Now that she has money and a pit bull/poodle nobody can tell her to STFU.

 

[Gibson]

okay okay okay I was wrong about Hanni-she was just tired-is she some sort of fan girl of every Lalandist?

yes yes you all were right her bizarre sexual energy is just annoying-does she still read TigerBeat?

I was thinking more like Tiger feet by Mud.