Chateau Diaries #56 Trotter's hole in the wall or Chateau cashpoint?

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I agree. It needs to be in a room with the proper height of ceiling and her boudoir needs work anyway, so it makes it a good fit.
And the cousin will have 3 weeks to work in the Princess’ boudoir without interrupting her slumber or her poodles 🐩 rest either!
 
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There was a lot of talk here about how satisfying rug-cleaning videos are… Steph now has made one for us.

Also talk here about the dearth of eye candy @ château… enter Amaury…

What’s next on our wish list? A DITL? A WIEIAD? A makeup tutorial?
Kitchen clean up ????
 
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I do think Phyllis is bisexual and may veer more toward men....BUT!!! at the moment, SJ is not only his "free ride" but she makes him feel NEEDED (makes him feel accepted and important)....and in turn, he makes Fanny feel like she is the best thing he has ever had since sliced bread....and she NEEDS that.
So I don't care that he is younger or bisexual....I just don't care for his aura of self importance and his "acting" above every one else....when really he is just a paid escort. He needs to come down off his high horse. AND quit acting ( again) like he is an expert on anything!!

@Arfarf you cracked me up with Armoire!😂 maybe that will be his code name!
I hope he didnt arrive with peacock poo on himself!!!

I thought maybe one looked like a heart....the kind my 9 year old granddaughter and her little friends put on their faces and arms.
 
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Kitchen clean up ????
In our dreams :mI was awake last night - dog unwell barf barf, poor luv - anyway not much sleep, so I watched the prem and live chat. Someone threw a bone of cash towards the China Pantry. Forgot about that project - maybe they have too?
 
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Well, Christie's has partnered with many companies, like bridal couturiers with their jewellery auctions etc. That is nothing new. But SJ spending her money for a partnership?! If this is true, she's crazier than I though.
If those tastemaker jobs are actually for sale, Christie's would suffer more than a blow to its reputation. As their business is founded on ascribing value to objects whose provenance they pretend to be experts on, their reputation as appraisers would take a big blow. Even the middle class millennials they're courting with SJ to buy $500 low market items don't want to know their tastemaker has bribed her way into an appraiser-adjacent job. An exceedingly dangerous move, if true, on the part of a very conservative institution.
Here's their list of tastemakers, all of whom strike me as fairly conservative, and not on-the-make choices, except the reality tv star Mark Francis Vandelli. Even I who love the bottom of the barrel reality tv shows have never heard of him.
 
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And the cousin will have 3 weeks to work in the Princess’ boudoir without interrupting her slumber or her poodles 🐩 rest either!
Maybe that's why Ian's progress has been so slow. He's been fixing everything ready for Amaury in the boudoir?
 
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I thought maybe one looked like a heart....the kind my 9 year old granddaughter and her little friends put on their faces and arms.
Yes! I genuinely think its a reference (if not intentional, then very ironic) to the mouches of 18th century - she is trying to appeal to SJ and her love of Marie Antoinette! Remember, everything at Lalande is strategic to move forward in the court of SJ, as it was with Marie Antoinette!

*Based on some of the paintings, it looks like they did paint stars, moons (maybe hearts) on their faces too! Hanni is strange but definitely not stupid, this is a strategic move to make her look "unique" and creative, and SJ 100% would get this reference to MA.
 
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I've said this before, but - Why would she want to finish projects when she can keep them going on as long as possible, to keep the funds coming in!
Why one gardener's cottage comes into mind immediately :unsure:

If those tastemaker jobs are actually for sale, Christie's would suffer more than a blow to its reputation. As their business is founded on ascribing value to objects whose provenance they pretend to be experts on, their reputation as appraisers would take a big blow. Even the middle class millennials they're courting with SJ to buy $500 low market items don't want to know their tastemaker has bribed her way into an appraiser-adjacent job. An exceedingly dangerous move, if true, on the part of a very conservative institution.
Here's their list of tastemakers, all of whom strike me as fairly conservative, and not on-the-make choices, except the reality tv star Mark Francis Vandelli. Even I who love the bottom of the barrel reality tv shows have never heard of him.
She's not there in that capacity, she works for the PR department. She puts beautiful things next to each other for press photographs, vlogs about it and gives interviews. It's a job. Is she really paying for the 'honour'?
 
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I watched it and I still don't believe they're a couple. Phyllis is much gayer than I am and if he's not, then I'll buy a house, marry a woman and have 2.4 kids.
If Squirrelnutkins swished any harder, there would be white caps.
 
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In our dreams :mI was awake last night - dog unwell barf barf, poor luv - anyway not much sleep, so I watched the prem and live chat. Someone threw a bone of cash towards the China Pantry. Forgot about that project - maybe they have too?
So this sounds stupid....but what are these "Premiers"??? When are they? Are they just for Patreons?

Maybe that's why Ian's progress has been so slow. He's been fixing everything ready for Amaury in the boudoir?
No the idiots haven't brought in the pane!ing yet to acclimate for one month yet.
The lovers will be back before then.

Why don't they just announce that they have fallen in love to their cult???? They can put some lying spin on it to take the sting out for some of their conservative grannies and come out smelling like a rose.
 
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well if he is staying for christmas...or he must be into Nutty..or snort must be giving him a good blowjob from time to time..otherwise it will be a full balls time for him..working on the panneling alone..maybe Dana will help him out...i always get the feeling she takes all she can gets...
Yes Dana is the only human being in history known to survive deep fat frying felafel in a strapless cocktail dress.
I am waiting to see her try to fry Amaury's felafels. I think Amaury has a grip on things. Question, will he dip his pen in the company inkwell? I think not, especially if he speaks French as SJ does and can make time with the mademoiselles.
 
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I am telling you that he admires and loves her. The idea that she would spend so much time with him, go on holiday with him, lean on him when she is ill, and clasp his hand in hers if there was no relationship is nonsense. Why is it so impossible for you to believe they are in a relationship? I absolutely believe he fancies men and women and he has more or less said that - and certainly gives every indication of that in his behaviour in the vlogs and on the live chat


Why do you believe that when all evidence points to the fact they are in a relationship? He is clearly attracted to both sexes.
Both sexes for Squirrelnutkins = boipussy and mangina.
 
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Both sexes for Squirrelnutkins = boipussy and mangina.
I don't disagree, but there's a granny thing going down, and the sizzle when they do shopping porn I'd wager is the most intense hotness those two feel.
Did you see the way he capered when the lady desk she bought him was delivered, and how he stroked the chair? That's his sexual preference.
 

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So this sounds stupid....but what are these "Premiers"??? When are they? Are they just for Patreons?
It was the first time I have watched one. Anyone can watch it, they take place when I am usually fast asleep - probably the best way to view them... anyway it is when the vlog goes live and they have people on chat as the vlog plays. So there is this dizzy conversation going on as the vlog rolls of people saying hello and clapping like fools - you know like when they see a woman running at a car with a camera - when they all know she is actually thousands of miles away and this vlog is old news. There is a thing called superchat where people donate money and get a big clap - seriously it is quite foul but like I said I was awake and curious. LOL
 
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Oh don't make me see him right before I go to sleep!!!! The nightmares!

It was the first time I have watched one. Anyone can watch it, they take place when I am usually fast asleep - probably the best way to view them... anyway it is when the vlog goes live and they have people on chat as the vlog plays. So there is this dizzy conversation going on as the vlog rolls of people saying hello and clapping like fools - you know like when they see a woman running at a car with a camera - when they all know she is actually thousands of miles away and this vlog is old news. There is a thing called superchat where people donate money and get a big clap - seriously it is quite foul but like I said I was awake and curious. LOL
Well thanks for the info. How do you know when one will be on though? I have not subscribed to her you tube videos nor will I, but do you have to be a subscriber to the get a notification that the vlog will be aired? Sounds like the old time T.V. telethons ( usually to raise money for a good cause....not SJ!)
 
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Hey, I am just wondering what was on her face. Like asking if somebody's red hair is natural or colored?
Are those beauty marks? I don't think she had them at her last visit...so I think not.
And I am beyond pale! Can't tan for tit!
Sweet Arfarf, I adore ya! I think it's a mole 😉
 
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Oh don't make me see him right before I go to sleep!!!! The nightmares!


Well thanks for the info. How do you know when one will be on though? I have not subscribed to her you tube videos nor will I, but do you have to be a subscriber to the get a notification that the vlog will be aired? Sounds like the old time T.V. telethons ( usually to raise money for a good cause....not SJ!)
I think subscribers get notified - I am not subscribed any more but it came up in my YT recommendations - so basically YT never forgets. YES! It is like a telethon... and why oh why anyone watching that rot would get their C/cards out can only be to get a shout out of thanks and response from Fanny. The chat moves too fast for my bleary eyes at the hour but it was clearly being moderated by a few. Lots of fawning and yawning from my end!
 
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