This woman has verbal diarrhoea and just talks utter shite 24/7
Most normal adults would have said “extension is coming along well, looking forward to when it’s all finished”
That’s it. That’s all. But no, she has to turn it into some toe curling monologue that sounds like something a 14 year old would write in English lit. Can you imagine to guff that goes through her head as her internal dialogue?!
“I’ve just been to use the toilet, because it’s always nice to take a dump,isn’t it? I don’t know why but sitting on the bog gives me time to think, as I study the back of the bathroom door I can’t help but recall all the fun times we have had in this room and it just makes me smile. I can’t help it, that’s a bit sad, isn’t it? But it’s true. I love my bathroom and one day I can’t wait to tell me kids all about how much I love it, I hope that makes sense?”