Charlotte Louise Taylor #30 Get a bloody grip, you utter massive drip

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If my child was invited to someone's birthday party and I was told they were going back to said person's house to play with their rats I would be horrified also surely all the other parents at school must be laughing at her turning up every day dressed like it's the height of summer!
 
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I reckon she’s been on the 4pm (and 5pm and 6pm) midweek prosecco. Probably to psych herself up to post the ridiculous chatty update video. Not that I’ve actually watched it of course. Crazy, self-absorbed, lazy, rattie-loving twat that she is. GET AN ACTUAL JOB, CHARL.
 

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this. What we need is a local tattler who sees her on the school run to tell us what a twat she comes across as is RL and how all the school mums are giggling at her (not with you, Charl!) at the school gates

 
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Charl’s video highlights…

- shark didn’t want the pets; said no and stepford wife said of course your decision you man of the house (although you do feck all)
- Daisy nagged until she got the pets she wanted
- rat lady is Charl’s new BFF and they will keep in touch (more than she does with Mark’s family)
- they deserve the rats and the rats deserve them, they really do
- Charl still worried that with children growing up she might have to get a job and leave the house for reasons not food shop related
- still beside herself that Suzanne asked her to spa stay to make up the numbers and save the others some money
- Charl can’t wait to do yoga on the hen weekend, she deserves it she really does
- transformation to Rebecca Adlington continues
 
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I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall to see Nana Charlotte on a hen do in Majorca! I didn’t think it was possible but she was an even bigger tw*t in tonight’s video!
 
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this. What we need is a local tattler who sees her on the school run to tell us what a twat she comes across as is RL and how all the school mums are giggling at her (not with you, Charl!) at the school gates
I used to see her every pick up time and some mornings as my kids went to the same school but my youngest has gone to high school now and I moved a few months back so I don’t see her heavy footed plodding anymore back n forth.
 
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"And we were all cutting up pizza for each others kids and passing water and stuff. It was amazing"
what. In . The . Actual. Fuck
The fake incredulous laughing about going to Majorca get a fucking life you absolute sad sack This is everyone else's everyday life you total sap I'm creased
 
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Can’t believe she’s made another ‘bestie’ with the woman off Facebook marketplace
 
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You really are so so funny You’d be amazing as a Parody Account for Size 13
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I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall to see Nana Charlotte on a hen do in Majorca! I didn’t think it was possible but she was an even bigger tw*t in tonight’s video!
I still love that they put her face on the back end of a Tram
 
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“Forgot what I was going to say”

Charlotte you’re fooling literally nobody I’d have more respect if you just came out with it and said “honestly guys I just like my tits and felt the need to squeeeeeze them into this tiny dress and then squeeeeeze them together so that they look ginormous and a couple of seedy old men might say they fancy me”
 
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So the rats were not a rushed thought but it seems to have all be done within a week or so? From Daisy mentioning it to getting them. Christ she’s annoying. Talks absolute bollocks.
 
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Do we know when the hen do in Majorca is? I’m going in a few weeks and I will literally ditch the fam to go hunt her down and get a pic in the wild
 
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Do we know when the hen do in Majorca is? I’m going in a few weeks and I will literally ditch the fam to go hunt her down and get a pic in the wild
Make sure you take a harpoon and a ton of sausage rolls as bait..
 
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Do we know when the hen do in Majorca is? I’m going in a few weeks and I will literally ditch the fam to go hunt her down and get a pic in the wild
I would assume it’s one of the bank holiday weekends in May because she said for 3 nights in a few weeks.

She will be easy to spot - she will be the one in a milkmaid dress (2 sizes too small) on the beach
 
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