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What a sad 
Do you reckon she’s top or bottom? Or god bleeping forbid doggyThey are both as equally minging as eachother. That’s some ugly sex right there. Imagine her in her size 14 cheese grater thongs, there a whole lot of Charlotte that will be spilling out the sides there!!!!
I reckon they’re a lights out under the cover spoon situation. No way is she riding that lil twig of a man, she’d break his wee skinny penis in two
She’s on top. Mark 100% just lays there on his back and let’s her have at it! Christ - imagine it…….. the gurn face…… her grunting away like a pig hunting truffles….. “oheeerr Maaaarrrrrk, I think im gunna come… and that’s ok, I think, coz I proper fancy you, ohhhhhhh MAAAAAARRRRKKKKKK”Do you reckon she’s top or bottom? Or god bleeping forbid doggy
I reckon they’re a lights out under the cover spoon situation. No way is she riding that lil twig of a man, she’d break his wee skinny penis in two
Bottom definitely. Too lazy to go on top. She’d have her Apple Watch on all the time and make sure she shared how many calories she’d burnt and how “her rings are now full”Do you reckon she’s top or bottom? Or god bleeping forbid doggy
I reckon they’re a lights out under the cover spoon situation. No way is she riding that lil twig of a man, she’d break his wee skinny penis in two
(or closed, whatever it is)
Nah. I definitely think she gives it some, she thinks shes unreal. Getting her pout on and grinding her size 13 bodyBottom definitely. Too lazy to go on top. She’d have her Apple Watch on all the time and make sure she shared how many calories she’d burnt and how “her rings are now full”
I'm crying at all your comments
All I can hear in my mind is Charlotte's sickly, squeaky voice saying 'higher' as she begs for Mark to go 'higher' whilst taking her from behind. I bet he grabs onto those spaniel ears as they sway to and fro in the air.
That bed must be robust. Size of her and his beer gut.
Maybe they'll create an Only Fans....
All I can hear in my mind is Charlotte's sickly, squeaky voice saying 'higher' as she begs for Mark to go 'higher' whilst taking her from behind. I bet he grabs onto those spaniel ears as they sway to and fro in the air.
That bed must be robust. Size of her and his beer gut.
Maybe they'll create an Only Fans....
I'm sat laughing out bleeping loud hereShe’d have her Apple Watch on all the time and make sure she shared how many calories she’d burnt and how “her rings are now full”
I think you’ve just managed to insult mashed potato
Why is she filming her hand?! Silently (apart from her heaving breathing) WTAF?!
Came here to say this
She's such a creative, inventive, hard-working women. She's influenced me to put my hand on my brolley when I use it today. Love her
What is she on about??? I swear she’s not all there.
really passionate about musicals but this is the first time she’s been to one since Covid???? We’ve been able to get out and about for over a year now. I went and saw 3 London Broadway shows over summer ffs
‘Super busy day’ ????? Going to the tip and post office is not super busy. Glad she managed to ‘work’ around it though, god forbid she wasn’t able to upload her insta pics and captions
really passionate about musicals but this is the first time she’s been to one since Covid???? We’ve been able to get out and about for over a year now. I went and saw 3 London Broadway shows over summer ffs
‘Super busy day’ ????? Going to the tip and post office is not super busy. Glad she managed to ‘work’ around it though, god forbid she wasn’t able to upload her insta pics and captions
Nope it's doggy, he's got her faced away so he can pretend it's one of them men in the pornhub videos he watches when Charlottes passed out on the sofa after too much wine.
So grim though I can imagine his face don't change, serial killer vibes all the time start to finish.
So grim though I can imagine his face don't change, serial killer vibes all the time start to finish.
Why does she think the aftermath of having a new sofa delivered is classed as being busy and they’ll be knackered? Are they that lazy and unfit that she’ll get a sweat on building an ikea flat pack tv unit?!
She’s left her old, grotty sofa out in the elements for over a week and expects the company to be grateful to take it from her?
Disgusting behaviour.
Disgusting behaviour.
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Cos she’s thick as tit
I was just thinking this. I could slightly understand assembling the furniture so she can get the room sorted quickly tomorrow (you know, because of her busy job), but she seems to be filling the cupboards with crap already, that surely doesn’t make sense!
Who tf would build furniture and lay it there all done up the day before the carpet is being laid ! What a dumb witch !
Why the duck is everything out on display when you've got to shift it all for the carpet laying in the morning???? bleeping idiot.
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ikea furniture doesn’t really do very well with being moved all over the place. Would have been much better to build once the carpet was in. Todays job should have been giving everywhere in that room a very good clean pre new caroet being laid. Doesn’t seem to have been any sort of priority
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