Charlotte Louise Taylor #26 Children are for life, not just for content

[Celeste]

New thread time. We deserve it, we really do.

Thread title from @InstaMadeMeJoin, nominated by moi. I'm so proud of us both. Our reward is a picky platter featuring half a dried out hot dog and some Pringles.

Anyone fancy doing a recap?

 

[Rainbowcolours]

Waiting to see what she dresses up as for halloween

 

[Eskimogem]

Waiting to see what she dresses up as for halloween

Nothing can be as cringe or tragic as the Willy Wonka costume can it?!

 

[gummy-bear]

The food haul that’s enough to send anyone into a sugar coma for a few days

 

[GhostHoward]

In that “halloween queen” outfit picture (as an aside unless it was a princess party I wouldn’t put my kid in a “Queen” outfit for another child’s party) Daisy has food in her teeth and a snotty nose.
Charlotte put all the effort into putting make up on her child but ignored general cleanliness.

The food haul that’s enough to send anyone into a sugar coma for a few days

Chicken shaped into spiders can only be reconstituted mush.

 

[pickaname]

Waiting to see what she dresses up as for halloween

Herself.

Also…no one asked you Charlotte. Liar.

 

[skylark13]

Oh the comedic irony.

Charl, love, it’s YOU who’s the petrifying pork pumpkin

 

[SponsoredGiftedAd]

Waiting to see what she dresses up as for halloween

A size 12.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Waiting to see what she dresses up as for halloween

The woman who ate Charlotte

 

[Scotblock]

I’ve stolen this from the PTWM thread because the bot about the pout is Charlotte to a T. In fact it’s all her

 

[Blondie]

Russell will make a great tattler

 

[Givemethetea]

All the tit she buys is all for the gram wich is the sad reality! Not cos the kids will like it but because it’ll make great photos for online

 

[MyRightTit]

Charl & Frank won’t need Halloween costumes. Frank can be a serial axe murderer & she can just wear no makeup. Scarier than “Saw”

 

[37BBL]

Pause pout

 

[daydreaming22]

Do people actually still eat those sausages??? Made out of absolutely crap!! I just couldn’t do it now knowing what goes into them! No way would I let my kids eat them either!!!!! That family they eat so bad!!! Absolutely junk!!!

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Why is she buying so much stuff for bloody Halloween?! It’s literally 1 evening - not even a full evening - it’s like a few hours and that’s it done. I’ve never known anything like it. My kids dress up and we pop around to a couple of our neighbours and that’s it - the kids get a few sweeties and have fun dressing up and that’s the end of it.

 

[GhostHoward]

Why is she buying so much stuff for bloody Halloween?! It’s literally 1 evening - not even a full evening - it’s like a few hours and that’s it done. I’ve never known anything like it. My kids dress up and we pop around to a couple of our neighbours and that’s it - the kids get a few sweeties and have fun dressing up and that’s the end of it.

And NO fruit/vegetables

 

[skylark13]

She’s trolling us, Tattlers

HELLO CHARL

We’re SO proud of you too. You’ve worked SO hard today. You’ve earned yourself at least a bottle of prosecco and three packets of pork scratchings before a steak dinner with and then cuddles on the sofa with the man you fancy, followed by a cheeky midweek fumble

 

[Theyeahyeahs]

Honestly I’ve never known anyone to use the word ‘proud’ so much, especially about themselves! Her story about opening the curtains, feeding the pets etc. in the morning; I don’t get it. Those are totally normal every day things done on autopilot, to type that out when it’s not even worth mentioning… does she want a pat on the back for it? Mind you this is a woman who writes ‘open my eyes’ and ‘get out of bed’ on her to do list!

Is all the Halloween food for a party??

 

[Booklover]

If she gets her 'work' from a Channel Mum type agency, surely they don't expect you to turn the brief into content in less than 24 hours! I mean, it is Charl so she'll have pimped the kids out and it'll be tit. But even saying that, what message does that send about deadlines and ignoring your family responsibilities to get it turned around so quickly. I mean it's a great excuse she can use to avoid interacting with her kids, but then she still went shopping to buy yet more tit, processed crap for Halloween!