Charlotte Louise Taylor #26 Children are for life, not just for content

[Lolly666]

Anyone else detest the sign ‘snuggle season’

Ha ha, it's so twee but also so charlotte!

 

[Mrslollypop]

Randomly jumping on this thread as haven’t really kept up with her much since the wedding to say… why does she not exercise anymore? I thought she was loving running and her HIIT workouts?

 

[Melodyy21]

I honestly don’t get how her kids let her do this kind of thing when they’re off school. I have three kids 7 and under and absolutely not a chance they’d entertain themselves for hours at a time whilst I fanny around doing god knows what.

Not that I’d want them to, I actually enjoy spending time with my children and taking them all out. Housework, especially rearranging my kitchen cupboards can wait.

My house is pretty much a bomb site. I usually try and keep one room tidy and calm during school holidays so there’s somewhere to retreat to but all other rooms are very ‘lived in’ and it’s because we’re all busy living. There’s clay masterpieces drying on the kitchen side, a sink full of pots, washing drying, washing washing, Barbies going on a journey in their jeep in the hall, a bayala unicorn meeting in the dining room, halloween colouring and a sea of pens on the island, Moana playing in the living room and my new cushions and throws made into dens. Complete chaos but I’m going to let it be and join in instead instead of running off to see what jobs can be done. I can see what needs doing and what needs cleaning but I would rather wait until they’re back at school. We have days out to be had, halloween parties and other exciting events to attend.

There’s a limit on what memories can be made whilst tidying out the cutlery drawer isn’t there.

Also…

If anyone remembers Salad Fingers…

Is that his voice on the new reel or Charlottes?

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Randomly jumping on this thread as haven’t really kept up with her much since the wedding to say… why does she not exercise anymore? I thought she was loving running and her HIIT workouts?

Hahaha noooooooo

She farted around doing some daft jogging and exercise DVDs in the run up to her wedding - achieving absolutely naff all in terms of weight loss or health benefits. She dropped it completely literally the second she got married and hasn’t bothered with any exercise since.

 

[countryisbroken]

who called the last minute “work” as being hallowe’en inspired? Nail on the head! Yesterday she said she really changed up the editing? Complete bollocks ! It’s the usual shite , cheap, involves the kids and lots of sugar ! 88 likes in three hours …. Another roaring success Charl

 

[Scotblock]

When did these Sky TV inspired creepy crafts take place because I never saw any. I did however see you tidied out your kitchen which I’m assuming was because Mark had to cook last night and probably moaned about the disorganisation of it

 

[skylark13]

No, Charl. You’re off to raid Gramps’ drinks cabinet and then walk your kids home in their pjs like urchins while you try to walk in a straight line #boozedmama

 

[Thisisthestoryofa]

No, Charl. You’re off to raid Gramps’ drinks cabinet and then walk your kids home in their pjs like urchins while you try to walk in a straight line #boozedmama

Did she post this picture so we also knew Mark was going because she's not the one driving, or did she park up and run around to the passenger seat to take this

 

[pickaname]

“If you are a parent like me”
I proudly am not, thank god!
“need some ideas for this half term”
Erm…it’s over?

 

[GhostHoward]

Just ‘aey boo.

Can’t even make the story work so there isn’t a break over the main part. Disgusting.

Not to mention she’s attempting to give people this “crazy” idea on the afternoon on the last weekday of the half term. She’s not being paid for this tit is she?

How much does she pay a month for sky? Or more realistically how much does she expect her followers to pay a month for sky?

 

[Moop136]

My house is pretty much a bomb site. I usually try and keep one room tidy and calm during school holidays so there’s somewhere to retreat to but all other rooms are very ‘lived in’ and it’s because we’re all busy living. There’s clay masterpieces drying on the kitchen side, a sink full of pots, washing drying, washing washing, Barbies going on a journey in their jeep in the hall, a bayala unicorn meeting in the dining room, halloween colouring and a sea of pens on the island, Moana playing in the living room and my new cushions and throws made into dens. Complete chaos but I’m going to let it be and join in instead instead of running off to see what jobs can be done. I can see what needs doing and what needs cleaning but I would rather wait until they’re back at school. We have days out to be had, halloween parties and other exciting events to attend.

There’s a limit on what memories can be made whilst tidying out the cutlery drawer isn’t there.

Also…

If anyone remembers Salad Fingers…

Is that his voice on the new reel or Charlottes?

I love everything about this! My house is exactly the same! Boxes, toys,baking stuff etc everywhere! But once half term is over I will get crackin on the housework! I must admit that Instagram always make me feel shite about the state of my house!
And yes, Salad Fingers, the memory of those videos will live on in the dark recesses of my brain!

 

[pickaname]

Here is a treat for you all

 

[Jade33]

“If you are a parent like me”
I proudly am not, thank god!
“need some ideas for this half term”
Erm…it’s over?

She's way off, some of us have been back at school for a week already

 

[Gossngiggles]

What was she on about when she said she had tried doing things differently with this ad? It’s exactly the same? It’s like when she said she was going to post some different YouTube videos and was nervous and then the videos were the same old stuff.

 

[pickaname]

Why does she cross her fingers so weird?
Also…that face.
And also…I love Katie Hull.

 

[Booklover]

From @Gossngiggles Charl's adverts this year:
5th Jan Frubes ad (stories, grid post and YouTube video)
7th Jan Bissell ad (stories and grid post/reel)
12th Jan Readly ad (stories and YouTube)
18th Jan Skinny bars ad (stories and grid post) dressed up like the Wonka that she is
26th Jan Gifted dog bandana things
29th Jan Skinny bars ad part 2 (stories and another grid post)
1st Feb United Utilities(pipe lagging ) (grid post and stories)
2nd Feb Waterdrop (stories)
10th Feb Morrisons ad (grid post/reel)
15th Feb Furbo dog camera (stories)
17th Feb YoSushi (grid post&stories)
22nd Feb Waterdrop (grid post)
1st March Pick Plates gifted food picks
1st March Dinky Artist ad (stories)
4th March Dentastix dog sticks (grid post and stories)
7th March Purina Dentastix again (grid post and stories)
11th March Yankee Candles (grid post and stories)
17th March Onlinehomeshop- the day Charl changed the bedding (stories)
18th March Eleanor Bowmer mug (stories)
22nd March Iconic London (stories)
30th March Wilko Gardening (stories and reel)
13th April YSL Beauty gifted products (stories)
20th April Wilko decorating stuff (stories and reel)
25th April Cherryz (YouTube video)
28th April Waterdrop kids bottles (Stories)
4th May Petit Filous (reel and stories)
9th May Wilko garden ad (grid post and stories
11th May Petit Filous (grid post)
18th May Waterdrop (stories)
18th May Toots and me gifted dress up clothes (stories)
21st May Vitabiotics dog vitamins (stories and grid post)
24th May Vitabiotics dog vitamins again (stories and grid post)
27th May Dolce Gusto freebie coffee machine that’s she’s giving away as she has one already (stories)
29th May The Cheese Lover ad (reel and stories)
31st May Emma sleep duvet and pillows (YouTube)
31st May Matalan jubilee dress (Instagram stories)
25th June Wilko (stories and reel)
11th July Nature Valley (reel)
15th July Nature Valley (grid post)
19th July Waterdrop carafe (reel)
22nd July Bibi and Tina ad (Youtube)
28th July Morrison’s ad (stories )
29th July Chester Zoo (reel)
1st August Morrison’s ad (reel)
1st August Green Chef (YouTube)
Add ons from @Booklover:
5th August Bibi and Tina (YouTube)
6th August Haribo (Insta post and reel) Charl running in her prairie dress and sandals
7th August Skin and Me (YouTube and stories) every Instabeggar flogging this, while the company are offering a cheaper intro rate on their website!
12th August Primark (Insta post and reel) free clothes for tight-arse Taylor and got 1-1.5 year pyjamas for her daughter!
13th August Dinky Artist 'surprise' gifted pendant crap made from 'Days' words to her mum when she cried over her broken camera!!!!!!!
13th August SkyKids (Insta post and reel) cringe acting off the scale with this one...
15th August Morrisons garden finds (stories). Have no idea what the last sentence means!!!
19th August BenQ (YouTube) a free computer screen for her dicking about on the internet.
31st August Morrisons (Reel, Insta post and stories) she's picked up biscuit mix, bubbles, crafts and popcorn. She uses everything she's 'bought' with her kids all in the ONE day!
24th September George (Asda) (Reel, insta post and stories). We were treated to full on pouty Charl in her Frank Bruno dressing gown. Gifted bedding, pyjamas for the three kids and a tit tonne of toys as payment for an incredibly badly acted reel.
26th September Nationwide Building Society, (Instapost and stories) Ad has totally tanked 'cos ol' Charl ain't no Martin Lewis and will literally flog anything. Hello cowshit batteries and pipe lagging.
27th September Birds eye, (Reel) Another 'picky platter' with more frozen crap from birds eye. The amount of time she must've spent fart arseing about arranging potato shapes and bleeping nuggets she could've made a proper dinner. AND WHO THE duck PUTS CHOCOLATE BISCUITS ON TOP OF CHICKEN NUGGETS???
30th September, Cupshe, (YouTube, Stories and Instapost) full on contortionist Charl in swimwear, with her flappy tit crack front and centre.
October:
So this month Charl has been dicking about with butter boards, bought a tit tonne of crap sweets to fill up a jar (and filmed it), gone on a 'twit on tour' weekend away and pulled out the duck me hoops to flirt with the leccy man.
13th October, Skin and Me shoehorned into a pack with me vlog (YouTube).
13th October, Nationwide (grid post and stories), that consisted of THREE questions!
15th October, gifted Halloween landfill tat from Cheshire Home Fragrance
19th October, Skin and Me (stories) still trying to flog skin care like all the other Instalosers.
20th October, Morrisons (reel) Making Halloween cupcakes. You just know she'll have nicked the ideas from someone else. She's one of the least creative Instafloggers out there.
22nd October, Vitabiotics Superdog (stories and grid post). Vitamins for the dog, oh the irony!! It needs bleeping antidepressants more like. THAT DOG NEEDS WALKING AND FRESH AIR YOU MORON NOT MADE TO PERFORM IN YOUR BACK GARDEN.
28th October, Sky, (stories, reel, YouTube) I said those kids would be pimped out for another advert yesterday. AND IS THIS WHAT SHE'S PROUD OF??? I mean it says something when you have to be paid to do crafts with your kids, when you'd rather prioritise clearing out kitchen cupboards instead. But then the Taylor's do duck all with their kids unless it's free of if there's a payment involved. And Carol Creamer's left FOUR comments on the YT video already!

 

[Neerg26]

I don’t normally watch the vlog but she’s put her camera outside to film herself opening the door and looking confused about a parcel bring there

 

[And_that's_okay!]

Sixty five ads.

If they are approximately £500 each (some will undoubtedly be more, some obviously less) her annual earnings are around £32,500. That's separate from all the gifted items too.

 

[skylark13]

Seriously wtf is wrong with the world when brands will pay £500 or upwards for such absolute shite that gets crap engagement? 5 hours after she posted it and it’s got 120 likes and one comment. SHE IS SO SO FAKE AND SO tit. Honestly if I had a Sky subscription her ‘ad’ would make me cancel it. Not kidding. Why brands pay her is absolutely beyond me.

Sixty five ads.

If they are approximately £500 each (some will undoubtedly be more, some obviously less) her annual earnings are around £32,500. That's separate from all the gifted items too.

 

[Olli1510]

Why are all the instamum scum showing all the crappy Halloween food?? Do they think no one else goes into the same British supermarkets every week and already sees it for themself? And why? Why would you want to part money with that load of crap? Makes my brain hurt