Love it.honestly what a load of bleeping drivel.
Let's be honest. On another unnecessary trip to Waitrose to buy more calorific and nutrionless beige food along with ingredients to make Mark the man she FANCIES a pre-sex feast Charlotte came across the vaccination queue full of old people and had a weep. then she posted a you got this picture to inspire her subs. she's really lost it. staying in her warm house with her cupboards full of snacks she can truffle & watching Netflix while drinking a bottle and more of Bacardi a week (but still burning fantasy amounts of calories cause she's a super mum) - it's all too much of a hardship isn't it? instead she's chosen to be she's roving reporter, doing a public service and hoping to get her pandemic book deal about lockdown mums. . Lucky us
OH duck OFF CHARL.that's me btw reaching out my hand....
So many thread title options too!