What a load of balls
A gigantic hairy scrotumWhat a load of balls
Know your audience screams to mind!It's funny how a woman who gets up every day, puts a full face of makeup on, curls her hair, scrolls through insta all day, drinks endless cups of coffee, takes herself off for a read mid day, orders all sorts from asos and enjoys copious amounts of costa trips thinks that she is neglected. You really need to take a long hard look at yourself hun.
Since when has kids colouring in been “personal development” or “mindfulness”? It’s bleeping colouring in. The most basic kid thing out there.‘The kids ball has been up in the air all day and I didn’t miss a single catch’
*Ahem*
What about the fact that Stan was incapable of joining in with colouring for 5 mins without demanding a tablet
This! I get up at 5.00/5.30 have a shower or have a wash then I've got time to get myself together before they wake up and I work! I love that time of the day. I can't understand her. Ok, I'm pretty much fucked by the time evening rolls around but I go to bed Charl. I don't fanny around bleeping pining to the hubby to make it'special'. I know you've got to have a life and I get that but jesus girl. Actually go to bed and have a rest. Every night she's doing something for her and Mark. Go to bed and sleep. No books, no bleeping face bleeping masks, no jiggy jiggy. Omg, why is everything such a special occasion for this woman? Can she not live like the majority of people are living right now? It much be really hard doing all this for insta. It's wearing me out just thinking about itShe's almost like a parody account at this point. How can she possibly keep on complaining about how hard she's got it, seriously.
Here's a tip, stop posting every bleeping moment your kids are doing! No one cares and every school has their own schedule. Stop posting stupid waffle posts, as they're pointless. How about actually paying real attention to your children, like brushing their hair, ordering them some new clothes that fit, making them wear their glasses and maybe stop feeding and buying them so much sweet crap!
The woe is me crap is ridiculous. Get up early, shower, eat your breakfast and crack on with the day like the rest of us.
YOU BOTH WORK FROM HOME FFS!
she’s far from butter wouldn’t melt! If you question her she’s so passive aggressive!My issue with her is the butter wouldn't melt act, it does my head in. Whinging one minute and then boasting the next with her ridiculous lunchboxes and all the cut out food. And the patronising tone to her posts, congratulating people for getting through the week, etc. Just duck off. Basically everything she does annoys me.
Oh I know, it's all an act. She's a snide smug bastard that one.she’s far from butter wouldn’t melt! If you question her she’s so passive aggressive!