He’s looked shattered the whole holidayAnd he looks shattered
NopeLook at the state of the fake tan on her neck, what a dirty scrubber
Has she actually shown applying any sunscreen on that child all holiday??
They will give him calpol which they done on the way outThey've been in hotels where the food on offer will be lovely and fresh. Lots of fruit and vegetables available. What has Noah had? Chips and Nutella pancakes. No plate in front of him either, just bare tables. No different when he's at home. The boy is fed shit. Matt likes to say he eats healthy, well if he does he isn't passing that onto his son.
ETA: Yeah this evening he got a bit of cod and squid. I hope Noah is a nightmare for them on the flight home!