Charlotte Dawson #40 Nobody cares about your pezza. 🤢 A family like yours belongs on Jezza!

[CrazyBaldhead]

A huge congratulations to @jazzy22 for our new thread title! The Belters are so pleased that we have made you a meal from the Belleh Blaster Plan!

Chazza finally started the Beginner Blaster Plan weighing in at 11:11.6. None of the Belters believed this weight whatsoever. Apparently Pob, Our Trace and Sammy Shitstains started on it too!

Pob went in for his brain transplant kidney op and Squidward got engaged! Bets are being placed that she gets married before Chazza does! Nowhere has been getting more and more jealous of Jude. He has been pulling him around, nearly whacking him around the head with a plastic toy, screaming in his earhole and putting his hands in everybody's mouth.

We had a Q&A where Pob said his kidney problems were because of 'dehydration' booze and within a few days he was necking back pints of Guinness again. Idiot. Chazza also got very angry about being called out for their lazy parenting.

Chazza managed to lose 4lbs in 6 days - how, we don't know as she's been stuffing chocolate and went out for Pob's dad's birthday. Chazza did an eventful live where Noah said "Mummy duck off" and then kept on repeating 'duck off' in the background! Pob got hacked and Chazza is on a bad pezza. Chazza also posted a video of Nowhere on the potty and Jude is now being weaned!

Mo from The Roly Poly's sadly passed away RIP. The funeral took place yesterday and Our Trace, Chazza and Sammy Shitstains made it all about them. We even had Sammy and Tony posing smiling for a 'funeral ready' photo and an undeclared ad from Chazza for the funeral flowers. Utterly disgusting bastards.

A full recap can be found in Wiki 16/17.

Carry on Belters!

Previous thread:

Charlotte Dawson #39 A slut drop...? More a gut flop! 🐷

Thank you all for your votes for my thread title which was inspired by this picture! 😂 We had plenty of disgusting udder juggling whilst Chazza has been busy with panto and stuffing her face with food and drink. 🐷 Chazza announced the sad passing of Mo Moreland of The Roly Polys (RIP) a...

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[Ashfox]

Thank you for the new thread!

And what in the name of health, nutrition & scam diets is that cherry toms beans & toastie pic. Literally making tit up x

 

[Ubu1uk]

I generally lurk here but just wanted to ask who was looking after the baby (or maybe I should say Babeh) while they were making a spectacle of themselves at the funeral?

 

[sunflow3r_]

Good thread title love them being referred too as the clampits as well describes them perfectly

 

[hayezmysteries]

Who the hell takes a selfie before a funeral?!?!! And even worse uploads it to social media

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Hold on a minute, people are paying HER money for this utter scam yet SHE is being given and taking advice about swapping to the thin crumpets as they are less calories and "are a game changer". Make it make sense!!!

They really do walk amongst us!

 

[Krm2011]

Brunch of dreams duck OFFFFFFFF

She's so bleeping proud that she can poach an egg n whack it on a crumpet with a bit of spinach on side, it's her signature dish that she's immensely proud of!


Dumb witch!

 

[VC10]

Nothing in the Will............

 

[our trace]

Sponging duck wits,how can they sleep at night knowing they scam their way through life.
Mo’s funeral was an absolute sham,mo paid for her own funeral,chazzas flowers were free

 

[gilly31]

in all seriousness surely there is somewhere to report her diet scam and misleading information and photos. As someone who has worked my bleeping ass off in the gym for the last couple of years to loose 5 stone the healthy and responsible way i really feel for the people who will fall her shite in the hope of loosing weight. it's not healthy and as she has proven a short term solution which leads to gaining more weight than you originally lost on the shite plan!

 

[VC10]

Sponging duck wits,how can they sleep at night knowing they scam their way through life.
Mo’s funeral was an absolute sham,mo paid for her own funeral,chazzas flowers were free

They even scrounged / begged some funeral flowers . What cunts.

 

[JazzFan]

in all seriousness surely there is somewhere to report her diet scam and misleading information and photos. As someone who has worked my bleeping ass off in the gym for the last couple of years to loose 5 stone the healthy and responsible way i really feel for the people who will fall her shite in the hope of loosing weight. it's not healthy and as she has proven a short term solution which leads to gaining more weight than you originally lost on the shite plan!

Why do these things not get picked up be the media more? Whose D is she sucking?

 

[Noodles28]

That new reel. Howling at how uncomfortable Matt looks

 

[ilovepizza21]

Face off I rather be up and alley with a cheap slapper

 

[smellyfootballboots]

She's as sexy as vomit

 

[Brooke Davis]

Sponging duck wits,how can they sleep at night knowing they scam their way through life.
Mo’s funeral was an absolute sham,mo paid for her own funeral,chazzas flowers were free

I can’t get over them doing the eulogy and smirking the whole way through.
Also was there not a smart dress code?

 

[tikimelon]

She's as sexy as vomit

trying to lure him in for baby no 3

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

bleeping hell. She's as sexy as an overflowing rubbish bin. Pob bleeping hates her!!

 

[theaceofstace]

Dying at the underwear ad. She looks chuffin’ awful in it, what are Peacocks doing?!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

It won't improve your sex life luv or get a baby no. 3. Pob's probably out tonight in the alleyways of Lytham with a tart!

Christ that lingeries looks like it would give you thrush!