I'm laughing when I read that I thought you were calling statue Diana RossView attachment 1396494
Went to see Diana Ross last week at Lytham. Morning after went for a stroll and bumped into Grandad Gurner
Charlotte Dawson #10 Start puttin Noah 1st U utter disgrace, instead of dragging him to pubs off ur face
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I'm crying so much that I nearly wet myself!!
bleeping hell.. he's dead int he.I'm crying so much that I nearly wet myself!!
Poor nowhere he'll be kissing another cardboard cutout at the other side of the fire.
"Nowhere go give Grandad and Daddy kisses
"Hiya chazza.. have a chuffing fabulous Wednesday my darling
The look on your face when the tit is finally going to hit the fan!
She's not ill.....it's called burning the candle at both ends.
And as for Spawnylicious, she's the colour of boiled shite without all that clart
And as for Spawnylicious, she's the colour of boiled shite without all that clart
Matt's view this morning 
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That's brilliantI'm crying so much that I nearly wet myself!!
Lego hair
[/QUOTE]I reckon this is why they fall out so often on hols, he finds ladies of the night and disappears for a couple of days and she goes into a strop
I wonder if she’s pregnant again - if she did have a miscarriage then you’re extremely fertile afterwards, so if they are actively trying then it’s possible
God forbid, she needs to grow up and be a better mum to Noah first..
Been quiet today ain’t she
Yes very quietBeen quiet today ain’t she
- the tit has hit the fan in Dawsylicious land . Ken has been Belleh blasted all round the kitchen , there’s chips and graveh splatted all up the walls . Any how’s
Anyone fancy a FREE trip to Majorca ? Or a £10 sweat shop old rag of a dress ? Anyone ???
Poor cardboard Les witnessing all this 🥲Yes very quiet
Ken has been Belleh blasted all round the kitchen , there’s chips and graveh splatted all up the walls . Any how’s
Anyone fancy a FREE trip to Majorca ? Or a £10 sweat shop old rag of a dress ? Anyone ???
Cardboard les gurning in the corner , whilst Chazza is launching bottles of light to medium tan at melted Ken, whilst Noweehh is tied to the high chair in the kitchen , watching baby tv and munching on chips with a plastic bib around his neck to catch any that he drops.
While trace is blotto doing wheelies in her wheelchair round the garden.
If our Chazza catches up on here, Noah will be stacking up on popcorn!!
Asking "Where am I?"
Imagine if pobs belted it off the wallI hope he's not been damaged!
Why didn’t you knock him over?View attachment 1396494
Went to see Diana Ross last week at Lytham. Morning after went for a stroll and bumped into Grandad Gurner
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