Carrie Hope Fletcher #99 Eurgh

[kev1974]

Surely the rehearsals for WEL will be really loud, extra so when Mabel’s Mumma has her go. Hopefully, Joel has permission to take boobshark, unsupervised, somewhere, while she’s rehearsing. Her poor little ears. (Unless they get baby ear defenders)
Unless he’s meeting up with Bob to go swimming (any opportunity to bring this up, I’m there!)
I wonder who she’ll actually get to babysit on the day? She’s not on until later, John will be “working” so maybe debs?
The DW role, the character is American, and we all know how shocking her generic American accent is! She really should get joel to help with that, after all, he’s got the dreadfully written accent reel on his instagram
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I can’t believe he’s actually put “reposting for wording purposes) like he’s submitting a piece of GCSE course work

She's on on Sunday, so John will be able to babysit, as Hamilton doesn't play on Sunday and Hamilton's West End Live segment is Saturday.

Unless he's got something better to do, like endless reposts of piss poor Beggars' Call "adverts".

 

[madamtoffee]

I’m still pissing myself imagining her as Dr Who’s assistant

“Come Carrie, the Daleks are chasing us, let’s hide whilst I think of a plan.”

“Have you considered passive aggressively telling them to be kind xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo”

It wasn't the Dr's assistant, she went for Tesla's assistant which was only 1 episode, sorry got an autistic son and I get brain washed with Dr Who. So not really a huge part

 

[leabytottle]

I bet Tom and Gi feel nauseous everytime Joel tags them in something. Interesting that Scott isn’t included, considering he’s been to Disney with The Fletchers, but Joel only got to super impose himself there (I still can’t believe that happened!) Does anyone have the photo? I can’t believe his different he looks here… (if you ignore the gurn)

 

[RudeDog]

I bet Tom and Gi feel nauseous everytime Joel tags them in something. Interesting that Scott isn’t included, considering he’s been to Disney with The Fletchers, but Joel only got to super impose himself there (I still can’t believe that happened!) Does anyone have the photo? I can’t believe his different he looks here… (if you ignore the gurn)

He's such a try-hard why not just put something like that on the WhatsApp group I'm sure they have?

He'd literally swoon if Tom or Gi tagged him back publicly, and then who would babysit Moonscale while Mummy is rehearsing for WEL??

 

[itsasecretssh]

Oh look, she’s also wearing a Disney top.

 

[madamtoffee]

Hope the dumb ass has got ear defenders for her daughter as the rehearsal is going to be too loud for her.

Just leave her at home, it is too hot to drag a baby around London today unless necessary and it isn't necessary

 

[PiefaceG]

what's #worklofebalance

and duck right off with the #workingparents tit. Barely.

edit: oh feck me, that post is getting deleted any second. almost unanimous battering in the comments. Thank you John for proving some morning entertainment just when things were a bit slow

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Hope every one of these commenters knows they're getting blocked soon

I mean we all knew he was a mysoginistic twit way before Carrie got up the duff (on purpose). This is what you get when you ignore red flags because you don't give a duck about other women, Caz. Enjoy your piece of tit husband xx

 

[Mark81]

Nah, it was in the Jodie Whittaker era and it was a featured part in one episode. She would have been acted off the screen

By a dalek

 

[PiefaceG]

Thread title by @MagpieTree with 77 votes.

Previous thread here

In no particular order:

• She's started having rehearsals for her tour.
• She hasn't managed to sell many tickets for Carrielamity Jane.
• She's got a 10 minute Sunday Evening graveyard slot at West End Live, in her own name. Might be to push Calam, her tour, Beggars' Call, or something else, we don't know yet.
• She continues to make preachy finger-wagging videos, her platform of choice these days seems to be tiktok for some unknown reason, as these finger-wagging videos are the least tiktok-like content ever.
• She's still banging on about "nobody told me xyz ...", despite having had the world's best ever midwife, a direct line to one of the most famous mummy podcasters, and a phone surgically attached to her hand that she could have used google on.
• She thinks Daniel Radcliffe knows who she is, because he once mentioned the word Cinderella to someone.
• She didn't win any panto awards.
• She's had the occasional aggressive melt down when someone in the comments dared to mention a mildly opposing view to hers.
• She hasn't shown off any new scrounged freebies lately, seems like even the baby pr company has got bored of her.
• She barely acknowledged her husband on his first Father's Day.
• She's barely acknowledged by bestie Scott these days.
• She's still got her shambolic Beggars' Call side gig going.
• She probably has a book about All I Know Now About Being A Mumma on the horizon.
• She's basically still a bleeding nightmare, just a pretty dull one day to day.

She posted a list of auditions that she didn't get, I'm bringing that over from the last thread.

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Worth adding that we also have confirmation from Awkwardjellyfish that Carrie also auditioned for and didn't get the role Miss Honey, twice!

 

[Freakishlyme]

Worth adding that we also have confirmation from Awkwardjellyfish that Carrie also auditioned for and didn't get the role Miss Honey, twice!

At least twice...who knows if it's more!

 

[jolly_parsley]

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I need a live rant from him soon and then passive aggressive stories from Carrie. It’s been a while since they’ve treated us to that level of insane content and I miss it.

 

[PiefaceG]

I need a live rant from him soon and then passive aggressive stories from Carrie. It’s been a while since they’ve treated us to that level of insane content and I miss it.

The insanity will defo ramp up soon with the stress of the tours and shite ticket sales. I'm also loving the fact that mums are not pandering to Carrie and have been calling her out. Her little minions and #bekind rants are nothing compared to mum rage. They will not #standdown

 

[jolly_parsley]

The insanity will defo ramp up soon with the stress of the tours and shite ticket sales. I'm also loving the fact that mums are not pandering to Carrie and have been calling her out. Her little minions and #bekind rants are nothing compared to mum rage. They will not #standdown

I’m counting on it. Can’t wait for the shitshow to start when tickets for her tour start appearing on seat filler sites again. Don’t think she’ll be casually selling out anywhere this time around.

 

[MickeyMouseClubhouse]

Why are they bringing Mabel, why can't Joel stay at home and "babysit"

Exactly this! I never randomly followed my wife around with our child when she went back to work. I know it's before the 1 year that often people take off, but the space is important for 'Mumma'( )to be themselves.
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Surely the rehearsals for WEL will be really loud, extra so when Mabel’s Mumma has her go.

She's only got a 10 min slot, so this is likely a technical run through of her 'act' to ensure mic levels and playback are setup correctly.
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I bet Tom and Gi feel nauseous everytime Joel tags them in something.

This is something anyone normal would just post on a family group chat

 

[Lilykins]

I’m sorry but ‘mummy’ in a public post!!! Joel reached all new level of ick.

 

[jolly_parsley]

I’m sorry but ‘mummy’ in a public post!!! Joel reached all new level of ick.

Every time we think he can’t get ickier he proves us wrong

 

[leabytottle]

Anyone good at lip reading that can tell what’s she’s singing??

 

[madamtoffee]

Anyone good at lip reading that can tell what’s she’s singing??

I prefer it without sound

 

[kev1974]

Anyone good at lip reading that can tell what’s she’s singing??

more to the point, of all the acts rehearsing there why the feck do West End Live think it's Crabbie that people care about. Does whoever does their booking and social media fancy her or something? Baffles me why they think she's something special (and how she's wangled a slot at all tbh).

 

[londongirl2001]

more to the point, of all the acts rehearsing there why the feck do West End Live think it's Crabbie that people care about. Does whoever does their booking and social media fancy her or something? Baffles me why they think she's something special (and how she's wangled a slot at all tbh).

Especially since she’s been so ungrateful and ungracious about former opportunities to perform there.