I can't imagine Carrie being a good shag. She doesn't seem very grown up or like she has any sexual desire at all. She called sex "boinking" for god's sake. She probably lies there like a starfish in silence until it's over.
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Great. I know what I’ll be dreaming about tonight
Cool just popping down the local surgery. Im not qualified but I’m sure I can try
she got the baby and now doesn’t care
Joel's hairs look like pubes
When was the last time we actually saw a genuine smile from either of them? In every photo they look so forced and painful.
Weird that they’ve taken the photo down…
What was the caption?
Were there other pics?
Challenging comments?
Were there other pics?
Challenging comments?
Wait… we can’t just leave babies and children at home alone while we go and be #workingparents?!If I post on social media on a weekday in the future, without my child in her photo, I must remember to tell my followers that she is at school, in case they worry
Yet another thing they don’t tell us before we have children! Carrie needs to write a parenting guide and include this along with making sure you have pain relief after birth.
I saw them coming out of the aquarium, had to do a double take, both looked miserable as hell, also joel looked like hed been for a bleeping swim. Also didn't realise how short carrie is. I always thought she was taller
Maybe he had taken a dip with Bob
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How is she not absolutely mortified by this? I feel like she’s pretending it’s funny by making a joke of it all, but really, she’s cringing inside. Still makes me feel
that she said she calls him piranha…Attachments
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Please tell me you were wearing sunglasses, to protect your poor eyes from Ronald McDonald hair glare!
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Joel is the human form definition of the word “moist”
I think performers are notoriously two faced for this, they have to publicly shame bootleg filming but then they are in the filmers DMs asking for the footage. That is the one and only time I’ll “defend” Carrie
Although ofc she takes it to a whole other level with her long rants. Most performers just make one tweet being annoyed when they are performing and see camera lights 
Carrie ”why say one sentence when 20 will do”I think performers are notoriously two faced for this, they have to publicly shame bootleg filming but then they are in the filmers DMs asking for the footage. That is the one and only time I’ll “defend” Carrie
I wonder why they took that post down. If I had to guess it would be the comments though.
I noticed they were wearing Mabel front facing, that’s generally considered a no no in the baby wearing community as it’s not ergonomic and baby has no option to turn their face away from stimuli. However, I don’t suppose many of their teen followers would know this.
I noticed they were wearing Mabel front facing, that’s generally considered a no no in the baby wearing community as it’s not ergonomic and baby has no option to turn their face away from stimuli. However, I don’t suppose many of their teen followers would know this.
She looks like she's about to start crying here
That seems to be her go to look in photos. Either forced smile about to cry, or angry ranting pointing witch
I still want to know why they deleted it!
I went to the Sea Life London a couple of months ago. Maybe they looked miserable partly because like me they were disappointed by it. Dark, not much to see. Penguins looked suicidal being cooped up in a tank in a basement beneath City Hall.
London Zoo would have been better.
London Zoo would have been better.
Little off topic but when Ollie posts pictures of his new house I alway notice how classy it is compared to Carrie's