I smile at babies I don’t know and pull faces at kids because it makes them laugh and I’m a normal human being with empathy who likes seeing children be happy.View attachment 2955096
People holding your baby and smiling at the baby, that’s such an extraordinary event.
Get over yourself, no one is falling in love with your baby. They’re just being nice, which is what normal people are like when visiting someone that has a baby.
I don’t understand how she seemingly doesn’t know things, that’s most people who have family with young children would know. Either she’s not listened to Gi, thinks she knows better, or her and Gi aren’t close at all.
I don’t get the vibe that they’re super close, anyone else? They never seem to meet up, just the two of them. And we all know they’d both post the shit out of it if they didn’t, and joel would be reposting everyone’s reposting until there’s no space left!
Jesus Christ Carrie watch some crappy TV and do some online shopping with Tattle open on one tabShe is so boring. That’s a conversation that you just have with yourself in your head, deciding what to do next. Even your partner, friends or family wouldn’t be interested in listening to that, let alone your subscribers.
For anyone that doesn’t want to waste 2 minutes of their life, Mabel went to sleep. Carrie doesn’t know what to do with herself. You’re welcome.
Maybe try holding one that’s Not Like Other Babies?I’ve held countless friend’s babies, I work with babies, I really like babies, but I’ve fallen in love with precisely none of them. Am I broken? Have I just been meeting really average babies
I feel we're overdue a Q&A
I’m worried how she handles money. She either has more money than god, or she is poor as fuck after blowing it all on Disney.Jesus Christ Carrie watch some crappy TV and do some online shopping with Tattle open on one tab(well we know she’s doing that part)like the rest of us on maternity leave when our babies sleep.
Oh no wait she doesn’t do shopping because she’s too tight to even buy a bath thermometer (or is getting skint because she hasn’t been on the West End for 3000000 years, despite having the capability to casually sell out the Palladium)
Just double the word count of your answers and transform them into unreadable, run on sentences and we're there- you are a much better writer than Carrie!What’s your favourite ride to do on peloton?
We love our peloton, there’s so many to choose from, I can’t possibly decide!
Has Gi given you lots of advice on the first few weeks with Mabel?
I’ve known Gi since I was a child, she’s definitely like a sister to me. We speak all the time and she’s been so helpful. She even recommended a book to me recently
Joel looks like such a great dad, what’s the best thing about him and marvels connection?
I can’t stop crying when I see them together. He’s such a great dad, he dotes on her I can’t wait to see the two of them at Disney together! He works so so hard, doing to many hours, yet still he comes home and does the first night feed. I then get up with muffin as my hottie of a husband needs to rest after so many long hours at work.
You look great! Have you returned to your pre pregnant weight?
Whilst I appreciate you saying that, I don’t like people commenting on my weight. I’m a size 12/14 and remember you’re made to fit clothes, not the other way around. Please refrain from commenting on people’s appearance
Well she doesn't seem to have anything/anyone else in her life aside Joel and the baby.Can’t believe she’s already addressed the pelaton, she really is subscribed to this thread huh
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