Could it be a family photoshoot for a little face reveal? the emoji is getting smallerI don't think she's taking the baby to the hairdressers, she said it's 3 hours away from her, the longest she's been away from her yet.
I think they are all going to her photoshoot, which makes me think that it's a family shoot and she doesn't want to saybecause why bring your husband and baby to work
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Please can we agree as a group to stop using the word PUMP.With all the pumping she is doing there is no reason why she cannot leave her child with her husband for a few hours. Sheās just enjoying playing the martyr that can never leave her daughter alone.
I get the urge to dry heave whenever she uses it.
Alexa, play Pump It by the Black Eyed Peas x
You can also tell by the chin! Implications are a bit awkward since weāre saying the baby looks like Joel and Joel is uggersā¦ but I donāt care at this point
Daddy held meāDaddy held meāā¦I want to vomit
Iāve just watched that story (I dont follow the woman, bc I love myself 
) and yeah, she wrote that. Joel, whom she barely ever mentioned by name in the almost two years theyāve been together, is now Daddy.
Why did she cry??? Its her routine vaccines, every newborn gets them... fair enough its maybe not nice for the baby, but it's over in like a minute!
How will she ever cope if Mabel needs actual medical intervention if routine vaccines make her cry...
How will she ever cope if Mabel needs actual medical intervention if routine vaccines make her cry...
I think itās more āshe looks exactly like Joel because if she looked in any way like Carrie, her picture would be posted because sheās a massive narcissistā
Hey look, itās Joel
She'll 100% be a parent that when weaning baby onto solids, won't deal well with a choking incident, and then make them cut grapes lengthways until they are at least 25 years old
Oh man of all the thingsā¦ I canāt hate on her for that, I think thatās pretty standard actually, you donāt generally want your brand new baby to feel pain even for a second whatever the reason. Itās not always rational but itās the way it is for a lot of us. Taking the baby to a salon for a hair appointment the day after though, now that is nuts.
DADDYDaddy held me
I can fully understand her saying āDaddyā or John saying āMummyā when theyāre around Mabel but calling him daddy to her followers is bleh
I once learned ypu should ask yourself three things before saying something and I'd say it applies here:
1. Do I have to say it?
2. Do I have to say it?
3. Do i have to say it NOW?
Just put "post it" instead of "say it".
John, Gary, take note.
I had been looking for the legally blonde video, because I thought it canāt be THAT badā¦ and you know what? It isnāt!!!! Itās kids! Having fun, singing, acting! I canāt (I can) believe Joel made that video of himself making fun of it. Iād like to have seen what his ten-year old singing voice was like.
This is not to insult Mabel, but how is she clever?? Sheās just a baby that did what any baby does, cry and then calm down after a bit. Wonder if Carrie was raised being told how clever she was all the time (among other undeserved compliments) and thatās why she thinks so highly of herself? When the truth is she is the opposite of clever, sheās stupid.
'Daddy held me'
I'm not a native speaker and I can barely understand a word of the Legally Blonde voiceover. Could someone transcribe it or tell me what it's about?
A Clever 'Mumma' would have given the Calpol before the JabsThis is not to insult Mabel, but how is she clever?? Sheās just a baby that did what any baby does, cry and then calm down after a bit. Wonder if Carrie was raised being told how clever she was all the time (among other undeserved compliments) and thatās why she thinks so highly of herself? When the truth is she is the opposite of clever, sheās stupid.
She seems to be crying an awful lot still
Is it sleep deprivation or her hormones are still unsettled? Or something else?
Is it sleep deprivation or her hormones are still unsettled? Or something else?
Calpol before jabs 
, you can tell she doesn't speak to anyone with a baby 
I had to take my son on his own as my husband worked long hours but it takes 2 of you
Your daughter isn't clever or brave she hasn't got a bleeping idea what is going on , well apart from actually leaving the house for once and moving off the sofa!
Stop making out you are constantly crying, as it comes across as lies and we really don't believe you.
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, you can tell she doesn't speak to anyone with a baby I had to take my son on his own as my husband worked long hours but it takes 2 of you
Your daughter isn't clever or brave she hasn't got a bleeping idea what is going on , well apart from actually leaving the house for once and moving off the sofa!Stop making out you are constantly crying, as it comes across as lies and we really don't believe you.
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It's attention seeking lies!
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