I wonder if the baby will be born on Monday to carry on the M theme…’Monopoly Motorway Montague born on a Monday’
Midwichcuckoo Mollusc Montague born on Monday, thank bcuk it wasn't a Sunday!
Because then she would be Shrekella Sondheim Montague
And of course, that simply wouldn't do.
If it had been on a Tuesday she'd made her debut
Well of course she'd have been Thackerybinx TomFletcher Montague!
Thank the heavens (and by that I mean my own loins)
That she avoided that most heinous of croimes
To be birthed on Wednesday, the stone in my shoe!
Because that would be she'd be Webber Wednesday Montague!
Now, Thursday, sure, I very nearly blew
But I tricked all you haters haha screw you!
Of course if had turned out to be true
then you'd already have met Taskmaster Tattle Montague
Which brings me to Friday, come on now, don't take the piss!
I'm not even going to bother anymore with this.
You don't understand how magical we three are
Me, the baby... even Joel (from afar)
Of course a Monday is the only day that would do
To introduce Moonscale Moist (after her father) Montague!