I think weâre going to get the mother of all word salads about how happy Joel is for her new tourI'm sure we'll get a long bullshit response in a q&a very soon
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I think the reason sheâs flexing Joelâs dancing ability is because Oliverâs new girlfriend Alessia is a dancer isnât she? Sheâs very athletic from what Ive seen and can do the splits and stuff, so Carrie probably wants to highlight that her new partner can dance too.
also might explain why she felt the need to justify her lack of dancing ability. she was sure to write âwhilst belting my heart outâ to make the point that sheâs more of a singer. Not sure why sheâs so insecure about it though we all know sheâs a singer not a dancer!
also might explain why she felt the need to justify her lack of dancing ability. she was sure to write âwhilst belting my heart outâ to make the point that sheâs more of a singer. Not sure why sheâs so insecure about it though we all know sheâs a singer not a dancer!
Is he? I can't see him
there are only two pinned posts now
The way she said she did tap, ballet, modern and jazz but didnât specify what age. Itâll be pre-teen theatre class dance wonât it?
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Itâs not about being fat but fit. No one is disputing that fat people canât be fit? The point sheâs trying to make is the aesthetic. Plenty of people on here have commented J is a good dancer but distracted by his moobs. Iâm sure there are great âbiggerâ dancers but athletic bodies move more comfortably. Thatâs not fat phobic itâs something you can witness with your eyesâŠ.
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Also *most* of the time (medical conditions exempt) if you're training hard at dance or a sport, if it's your livelihood and passion, and you take it seriously, you eat for performance and end up looking a certain way as a result. There are exceptions, but there's a reason why *most* people on stage are low body fat and muscular. It's literally a side effect of their lifestyle. We all saw those videos of Joel not able to keep up with the Hamilton ensemble a few months ago. Fair enough if he's working to get his fitness up to scratch now, but duh, sitting on your arse and gorging on #gifted junk has consequences.
Edit: I think it was the Big Night of Musicals performance from March-ish
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So sorry, theyâre in her highlighted reels, not pins.Is he? I can't see him
And when he is mentioned itâs usually like âmy husbandâ, not just Joel or âmy loveâ or any affectionate nickname. It reads to me like sheâs in love with the status of being married rather than the guy sheâs married to
I love how you call Joel her ânew partnerâ as if they havenât been married twice with a baby on the way
Well, I guess itâs been 18 months now since their first date, so yeah, I think we should bow to how they have managed to keep this long-lasting relationship, maybe they could write a book about ways to a happy marriage that is built to last foreverI love how you call Joel her ânew partnerâ as if they havenât been married twice with a baby on the way
Joel's probably less online because he's busy swimming with Bob
Yeah, in order to finally look like someone who at least occasionally does something other than a) eat, b) be chronically online, and c) shout: #SOPROUD!!!!!1!^, in other words: like someone who can dance
Joel used to be much slimmer and while he wasnât conventionally good looking, if I squint I can sort of understand why someone might be attracted to him when he dances.
However, all the new reel does is highlight just how much heâs let himself go since meeting her ladyship.
I might be reaching because I havenât slept due to my 3.5 year old having the cold from hell.
However, all the new reel does is highlight just how much heâs let himself go since meeting her ladyship.
I might be reaching because I havenât slept due to my 3.5 year old having the cold from hell.
Nah, I thought the same. But the question I ask myself is the following: Why? After the most beautiful and best woman in the world (ugh) has said yes to him, why let himself go like this almost immediately?
I'm repeating myself in this thread, I know, but I've actually never seen a couple who did each other so little good so quickly.
(Also, I'm toasting you with my third coffee of the day.)
I'm not sure you can blame that entirely on Miss Freebie Doughnuts, he's also been in a non-dancing all standing and shuffling role as King George for the last 15? months, neither is he getting his Hermes workout ...
On the other hand as just pointed out, we're told he goes swimming with Bob almost every day, so ...
This came up on my Instagram reels and you'll see why I ran here to share đ«
I think they just bring out the worst in eachother. The traits have been their individually for years, but together they are eachothers enablers.
Whether it's living an unhealthy lifestyle, toxic behaviour and personality traits etc. They have a lot in common, unfortunately it's all the bad stuff
Whether it's living an unhealthy lifestyle, toxic behaviour and personality traits etc. They have a lot in common, unfortunately it's all the bad stuff
panto rehearsals start today for Scott so presumably Crabbie is due back at work today as well? Or is she skipping half the rehearsals again, since they're completely unnecessary for a performer of her calibre?
Hope the "Baby on Board" badge has been dusted off and plunged into her outfit.
Hope the "Baby on Board" badge has been dusted off and plunged into her outfit.
She said in her most recent Instagram live she and Scott were driving down together so I assume she is starting today too.
Sid and Nancy might give them a run for their money TBF!
I think that they both feel that they have finally settled so they don't need to put any effort in anymore.
Joel's never going to up and leave Carrie. Carrie knows it and although she has had lots of relationships before, Joel is the only one who has seriously committed to her and done all the things she wanted. She also feels superior to him in looks and status, she knows no other woman is going to glance at him.
It might be different if one of them was more inclined to eat healthier/work out etc but neither of them are.
Joel's never going to up and leave Carrie. Carrie knows it and although she has had lots of relationships before, Joel is the only one who has seriously committed to her and done all the things she wanted. She also feels superior to him in looks and status, she knows no other woman is going to glance at him.
It might be different if one of them was more inclined to eat healthier/work out etc but neither of them are.
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