love this! It reads like verse.
Married to a ranty boomer Karen who looks like a thumb,
Good Lord, Carrie! What have you done??
Not very long ago you were Bad Cinderella
How'd you end up with this ugly fella??
You used to be pretty, you used to be sweet.
Why, o why did you ever leave Pete?
Sure Oli was handsome, you might say a prince
But look! Now you've settled for this plate of mince!
The thing is it all happened ever so quickly
You've ballsed it all up, your career's looking
crappy.
Married to a ranty boomer Karen who looks like a thumb,
Good Lord, Carrie! What have you done??