Joel, it’s sad that you’re doing a live while on honeymoon, that’s all. No self-respecting west end star would do that. You’re a total desperado, you tool. Your wife can’t stand you, which she lets us know every time she shouts that it took ONCE to get her pregnant. Or that she doesn’t feel any butterflies with you. Or when she monogrammed several notebooks with her maiden name, after you got married.
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I think they were in Italy and Carrie found some leather notebooks. When she found out that she could order them online from Italy, she bought several and had them monogrammed CHF.
I mean, nothing she does makes any sense, so I could see her explain this away with the second wedding ahead of them, so maybe she didn’t feel like Mrs Montague then, who knows
To be fair, I started ‘showing’ at ten weeks (I totally did not but man oh man it was nice to ditch the structured underwear, let my tummy out and put on a nice flowy dress) I miss that time 
Him saying "it's not a school trip" is so weird because MATE, it's something FAR more important to your life. It's literally your honeymoon? And not only that, probably the last significant holiday you'll get before you become parents. It's a massive milestone moment in both of their lives and it could not seem less special for either of them.
Where did you go on your last holiday? Disney.
Where did you go on your favourite holiday? Disney.
Where did you go on your honeymoon? Disney.
Where are you going next? Disney.
At what point do all the memories just gel together and you can hardly tell one holiday from the others?!
Where did you go on your last holiday? Disney.
Where did you go on your favourite holiday? Disney.
Where did you go on your honeymoon? Disney.
Where are you going next? Disney.
At what point do all the memories just gel together and you can hardly tell one holiday from the others?!
The content No Neck is posting during his honeymoon is 
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I’m betting that due to pregnancy, full-on days and not being able to drink, Joel is left with a lot of free time of an evening as Carrie probably turns in at about 9pm.
Plunged into happiness ‘ey Carrie??
Seriously this has got to be the worst honeymoon ever 
Every time I see the glasses, they get worse 
That's them. It isn't and doesn't.
They have a weird talent for making everything they do look cheap and tacky. They really are the anti-influencers
Joel would’ve been kicked out, and then he would’ve had a tantrum bc someone told him no.Yeah as if phones were an issue when he was at school
The way he shares a no context story (unless you go to the OG post) with the image of a knife between pictures of traditional Hawaiian dancing and videos of Minnie Mouse waving and his pregnant wife being seated by a life size chipmunk is wild. He’s actually so bad at social media it’s painful. They should keep all the holiday/marriage guff to ATM and then do work, personal content and memes to their individual pages.The content No Neck is posting during his honeymoon is
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He hash tagged “couple goals”… if they’re couple goals, I never want to be in a relationship again
I can not get my head around going to. A character breakfast without children. It is just so infantile.
He spent on it. Carries said nothing but look at all the surprises he's given me!
I really can't wait for when the reality of having a child hits them both
The way they do Disney holidays will be totally different too
The way they do Disney holidays will be totally different too
Why did the Disney page choose that pic of them? With no mention of their honeymoon or anything. I feel like the Disney page chose that picture of them with children caused it looked weird just then alone?Plunged into happiness ‘ey Carrie??
Maybe it is a school trip and that's why Joel deleted the comment whoops
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