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Recap Carrie has become the world's first driver. She passed at age 17 in case you didn't know
Recap Carrie has become the world's first driver. She passed at age 17 in case you didn't know
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Someone in the previous thread suggested that the reason she's got the car is so that she can drive herself to her tour venues.
As a result, all I can think of is David Brent in the "Life On The Road" movie, where he eschews the tour bus and drives himself round the country
She IS the female manifestation of David Brent
As a result, all I can think of is David Brent in the "Life On The Road" movie, where he eschews the tour bus and drives himself round the country
She IS the female manifestation of David Brent
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Recap Carrie has become the world's first driver. She passed at age 17 in case you didn't know
Thanks Carrie #sendinglove
Slightly longer recap:
Our favourite pair of ogres had yet another holiday, this time in Cyprus, where they were underdressed for the weather (it's not blazing hot all the time.) Carrie chased cats while JoJo treated us to back hair, booty-shakin', and Budgy Smugglers. Upon return, Carrie had some actual trolls on her social media and Tattle got the blame yet again.
Did you think she would rest on her laurels, content to be the only woman ever to turn 30, get married, or be a "plus size" lead on the West End? Hell no! She's smashed all our expectations by - wait for it - getting a car! Expect driving to become her entire personality. The car's name is "Darla", yes, it has a name. But why did she get Darla? We wait to see if she's planning kids; a move closer to her IN-LAWS; or just a way of speedy escape from Shrek.
Speaking of her beloved husband, she left JoJo to his bizarre adventures while she spent some quality time with her family. Did the Fletchers specifically pick a time they knew he couldn't be there? She happily posted pictures of her and Joel's "date night" but hasn't shared any exclusive subscriber content in two weeks when she said she would.
Carrie still has not put her phone down.
Our favourite pair of ogres had yet another holiday, this time in Cyprus, where they were underdressed for the weather (it's not blazing hot all the time.) Carrie chased cats while JoJo treated us to back hair, booty-shakin', and Budgy Smugglers. Upon return, Carrie had some actual trolls on her social media and Tattle got the blame yet again.
Did you think she would rest on her laurels, content to be the only woman ever to turn 30, get married, or be a "plus size" lead on the West End? Hell no! She's smashed all our expectations by - wait for it - getting a car! Expect driving to become her entire personality. The car's name is "Darla", yes, it has a name. But why did she get Darla? We wait to see if she's planning kids; a move closer to her IN-LAWS; or just a way of speedy escape from Shrek.
Speaking of her beloved husband, she left JoJo to his bizarre adventures while she spent some quality time with her family. Did the Fletchers specifically pick a time they knew he couldn't be there? She happily posted pictures of her and Joel's "date night" but hasn't shared any exclusive subscriber content in two weeks when she said she would.
Carrie still has not put her phone down.
I can hear it nowSomeone in the previous thread suggested that the reason she's got the car is so that she can drive herself to her tour venues.
As a result, all I can think of is David Brent in the "Life On The Road" movie, where he eschews the tour bus and drives himself round the country
She IS the female manifestation of David Brent
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"Banging down the motorway at 70+.....70 tops"
Not my photo was shared in a group chat I’m in. Apologies to whom I shared photo but had to he shared
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And she still hasn't properly acknowledged his cringe worthy tattoo
Ah the newlyweds
ooooh that’s a fairly thin crown
They talk all the time guys. That's the secret to their happy marriage
Marital bliss, eh?
I've seen more chemistry between two bluebottles on a dog turd.I've just realised what her horrible coat reminds me of: Scrooge's dressing gown. Very appropriate for her really.
I wonder how many hours she spends on her phone a day? She is truly addicted, and probably has panic attacks when she's away from it.
Oooh she will definitely react to that, saying that she „has been alerted“ to it by her trusted thread monitoring friends
something about being a normal person, not a celebrity, privacy, safety, calling the police etc 
Thank you! I knew the coat reminded me of something, it was Scrooge's gown. Thank you for for solving thatMarital bliss, eh?
I've just realised what her horrible coat reminds me of: Scrooge's dressing gown. Very appropriate for her really.
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I give it a year
There is so much Carrie in this pic I refuse to believe she hasn't styled herself based on these two.Thank you! I knew the coat reminded me of something, it was Scrooge's gown. Thank you for for solving that
both frantically googling marriage tips / marriage guidance counsellors
PUT
THE
PHONES
DOWN
for five minutes
Then she'll come out with some bullshit, worst mistake of my life video and girls you dont have to do these things by the time you turn 30!
Both reading this thread!
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