Carrie Hope Fletcher #53 Terrible taste in men, it's never her, it's always them

[churros]

Listen, after years and years of reading Carrie's rants, I'm happy that I have finally mastered the skill of Carrie-speak. Apparently well enough to fool seasoned Tattlers! ;D I did miss the xx though, I've just noticed haha

i 100% hand on heart THOUGHT THAT WAS CARRIE SPEAKING

JESUS CHRIST

 

[Miss Weebs]

I dread to think how someone like Joel celebrates Valentines Day

I've figured out why Joel's been quiet after all. Didn't the new episodes of "You" come out on netflix a few days ago.
So either research, or he's busy suing Netflix in some sort of copyright infringement of his instgram stories over the past few months

 

[Lolly505]

2:22 is touring - I guess Carrie could be in that. Everybody else has.

Not when we could have Queen of the Huns!

(Her son was Billy Elliot in the show that won Best Regional Production and performed at the show, hence why she's there - but WOS wouldn't have passed up the opportunity to get a 'celeb' involved )

 

[londongirl2001]

i 100% hand on heart THOUGHT THAT WAS CARRIE SPEAKING

JESUS CHRIST

I'm so sorry @churros and the thing is, I genuinely didn't write it to fool anyone, I thought I was so over the top that people would know this wasn't Carrie. The woman has managed to possess my mind while writing!! ;D

 

[dull-board1243]

So pleased for Courtney.

Carrie's not going to break any barriers as a 30 year old posh white woman who happens to be a bit fat.

Remember last year when she won for Cindermehla, Carrie said something like “This will pave the way for plus size people” and everyone was confused and said she was average size then

 

[Mark81]

Remember last year when she won for Cindermehla, Carrie said something like “This will pave the way for plus size people” and everyone was confused and said she was average size then

Odds of Carrie taking credit for paving the way for Courtney's win

 

[londongirl2001]

Remember last year when she won for Cindermehla, Carrie said something like “This will pave the way for plus size people” and everyone was confused and said she was average size then

A year ago, and at the time neither Carrie nor us knew about Joel. And now they're getting married.

 

[Mmmmmm]

A year ago, and at the time neither Carrie nor us knew about Joel. And now they're getting married.

They were friends for 0 8 years before that according to Freebie though

 

[Netsaboots]

New thread: https://tattle.life/threads/carrie-...o-ask-avoid-responsibility-kill-career.37333/

 

[GrilledCheese]

Whoever made the tally of how much he spent on her birthday gifts (spanning from October to January) will have to keep an eye out for the Valentine's splurges... What do we think, Feb to May this time around?

Lmao he'll do anything to secure the bag. He will be panicking that she'll leave before the wedding