Such bizarre behaviour. I don't think making your new (and it is very new!) Relationship "content" is a good idea.
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Why write it in the 3rd person? Who actually is supposed to have written this? Although we know it's Joel, as it's so bad.
Imagine being so insecure about your relationship that you have to make a whole instagram account just to be like ... 'look we've known each other for 8 years!!!'
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oh noAlso I assumed the first selfie was from their first meeting but no... the pics are literally 5 months apart
I suspect they weren’t going to post on their account until they’d announced their wedding date... however people commenting on how unprofessional Joel’s account is and not wanting to see him in Hamilton, I think his agent told him to! He’s limited in the roles he can play due to his age, look, etc, so likely hoping to plod along as the king for as long as possible.
There’s no way his agent, her agent, Hamilton producers, haven’t had a word! They won’t give a tit about offending him, they want the money!
There’s no way his agent, her agent, Hamilton producers, haven’t had a word! They won’t give a tit about offending him, they want the money!
My memory on this is shaky in regards to timing. But I remember when she first posted about her date with Joel that I thought she had posted a pic with him in the group when she was in the hot tub? I forget if that was a vacation or just a weekend with friends. Could that have been March? It was before I knew anything about him so at the time I remember thinking how cute it wasCan’t believe the joint account has gone live!! Aaaaaand they’re already rewriting their own history‘6 months later’ when it was still only 5 when they got engaged, and definitely having to throw in that they’ve known each other for 8 years and ‘reconnected’ in March to desperately try and make it seem less unhinged. Also I thought Carrie slid into Joel’s DMs according to herself a while back
Anyway with Carrie saying they started talking in March it made me look back through their socials and pick out a few key things.
• Carrie got dumped in mid-January, we know this
• Joel first commented on her insta on 21st March so they must have reconnected around this time
• On 26th March Carrie posted a pic about not letting anyone ‘dull your sparkle’ clearly still devastated from her breakup and taking jabs at Oliver
• 2nd April Joel conveniently posted a video of him and his goddaughter singing a song from Heathers so he could tag Carrie
• 4th April is when Carrie posted her long Insta caption about how much she was still struggling with her breakup and the pressure of performing a character who is bullied for her appearance—this also featured in a Daily Mail article
• Less than a MONTH later is their first date and then immediately going public and saying they love each other, and the rest is history
I just feel so uncomfortable. Joel honest to God preyed on her when she was still vulnerable and reeling, it’s so deranged and unhealthy, it is NOT romantic, and now they’ve already merged into one pathetic mess?? Also who tf takes a ‘first date selfie’
. Again, could be wrong and it was in a story so no way of checking
I want to post the screenshots. So. Freaking. Badly.View attachment 1724804
I hope there will be consequences for Joel's behaviour
Her hair, old lady glasses, that dress, her expression, Joel's nauseating caption, did I miss anything?
So hard to keep it on tattle sometimes
And thus, the narrative has been rewritten! No sign of Carrie being broken up with suddenly after 5 years and being so devastated she was posting about it when she was with her supposed new love but oh well!
What do you MEAN Freddos are £1 now? Back in my day they were 10p
So obvious!! I noticed this the other day when I was looking at their personal accounts. So many brands
Can't you see Joel trying to give as good as he gets, making sassy comments that don't quite land and looking like an idiot? I'd also love to see that
I would also cry at one of them places. Especially as I'm veggie and I've heard there's special treatment then haha
The inception level of sharing stories that's going to happen between Joel and the joint account is going to blow up instagram at some point...
?! That wasn't with JoelMy memory on this is shaky in regards to timing. But I remember when she first posted about her date with Joel that I thought she had posted a pic with him in the group when she was in the hot tub? I forget if that was a vacation or just a weekend with friends. Could that have been March? It was before I knew anything about him so at the time I remember thinking how cute it was
What’s the account? Edit- I found it.
I just personally don't understand why he would choose the theatre to propose in when he has already booked for them to go to Disneyland Paris together. Surley knowing how big of a Disney fan she is you would propose there even though it may be cheesy.
What's the account?What’s the account? Edit- I found it.
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