Carrie Hope Fletcher #32 Girl got dumped, thread got bumped

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Doing an acting lesson once pre - Les Mis definitely doesn't qualify you to teach either. I'm still dumfounded lol.

Sorry edit - I'm currently watching some of her older videos (2013 era) and came across this video:

That first story that she deems 'cringeworthy'????? Absolute witch. It's not cringeworthy Crabbie, that's called bullying.
 
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Say hello to the "Teacher" that will make paying viewers more confident and knows what she's doing
Omg is this the story after the audition that everyone here talks about? I never got to see it because I’m blocked.

That is genuinely the most embarrassing and disgusting thing I’ve ever seen from a professional actor. Gurning at the camera and whining about her lack of confidence. How is this pathetic woman still being cast in things? And she can give us all a bleeping break trying to pretend she’s insecure. She loves herself so much, she refuses to ever see her own faults. She is so deeply obsessed and in love with herself, that she actually thinks she’s a good enough actor to teach it to others. bleeping hell. I really really dislike her. I can’t believe I ever used to be a fan. Although this iteration of Carrie Narcissist Fletcher seems altogether different from the 2014 version I used to love.
 
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Scamerella Hope Fletcher #33: £2500 won’t even change the face 👩🏼‍🦱

With or without the emoji 😂

Edit: obvs not joking about her appearance, just the face acting lol, just wanted to clarify
 
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Acting through singing, his hairline is thinning and judging by instagram oli is winning
 
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Or she didn't like that their house was normal and not as fancy as the Fletchers? (which you're also getting at)
Oh yeah that too! I can imagine her being the little demon girl at school that was like “you only have one/two bathrooms? We all have en-suites”
At this rate she'll be starting an ONLY FANS account any minute 🤢
You can see it for free on her Instagram- the Arsecrack twins 🤮🤮

How long until we get: I'm a singer author actor vlogger teacher

All to make up for the fact that she's not a triple threat in theatre
She wants people to think she’s miss honey but if she was a patronising scammer 🤣. “Now Matilda before I let you out the Chokey, donate £25 to me”
 
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Wait, am I missing something? Is Carebear's "workshop" actually just going to be her talking about being in Les Mis for the BILLIONTH time, and talking through how to perform a song because it's the only song she's done any of the actor-work on??? Her poor fans
 
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Nowhere does it ask what your age is when buying a ticket.

SAFEGUARDING clearly is NOT a priority over the ££££

Wait til someone crashes the chat or swears or says something inappropriate or as what happened in many scenarios over lockdown zoom chats were hacked by porn sites who randomly posted photos.

But I guess Carrie’s knowledge of minor safeguarding and rigorous risk assessment will have provided for all that ....
 
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Why has she gone straight to 100 people on a zoom call, should have started with 10 then 20 and made sure she can technically handle it. Hope she knows where the "mute all participants" button is, lol! If we have that many people on a work teams call we have dedicated people managing the tech side of it.

Gonna be Jackie Weaver all over again!
 
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There were 19 tickets left a little while ago and now it’s back to 22. Are people seeing the light and getting their money back? It’s hilarious it hasn’t sold out considering how many people were in the queue at one point. Also odd that Joel hasn’t advertised it yet. I’m sure he’s #soproud
Joel’s secretly bought all the tickets

Here's a snippet of an interview from 2013. Saved you 25 quid.

eta - what's the bet she'll mention how being young Eponine was extremely beneficial to being adult Eponine, yet 99.9999999999...% of people will not have the experience of playing young Eponine, let alone in the West End.
Young Eponine is basically a character who is lifted on and off stage and is there to show her privilege against the poverty of Young Cosette.
YE says nothing and sings nothing. YC has script and sings the now iconic kids audition song castle on a cloud. How could her time as YE possibly inform anything 😂 I bet you’re right though. They’ll be a reference in there somewhere.
 
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My guess: 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
I reckon 10 people left her more at risk of having to interact and might expose that she’s not really teaching much, she sounds like she’s going to be reminiscing instead. 100 people typing means there’s not much time to dig too deep.
I don’t agree that she has nothing to share in terms of experience but totally agree that she’s robbing people blind for a performance workshop they’re unlikely to benefit from.
Why didn’t she frame it as £25 for ‘an afternoon with Carrie’ where she discussed a performance from her repertoire? She could have made a short series of them and raked it in.
 
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I reckon 10 people left her more at risk of having to interact and might expose that she’s not really teaching much, she sounds like she’s going to be reminiscing instead. 100 people typing means there’s not much time to dig too deep.
I don’t agree that she has nothing to share in terms of experience but totally agree that she’s robbing people blind for a performance workshop they’re unlikely to benefit from.
Why didn’t she frame it as £25 for ‘an afternoon with Carrie’ where she discussed a performance from her repertoire? She could have made a short series of them and raked it in.
Agree. She definitely has experience of playing the role.
What she’s offering though is an ‘acting through song workshop’ which should be educational and give strategies and tips on how to apply that to any song. What they’ll get I’m sure is a wander through the glory days and Q and A where I doubt she’ll be asked any technical questions.

I think you’re right. 1-2-1 and smaller groups are definitely more work. The sheer number of this will mean when her two minute experience is over she has plenty of time to throw open the rest of the time for questions.
30 mins with one person eager to learn can be very exposing if you don’t have the skill set yourself or can’t teach. You only have to look at the millions of parents moaning about trying to teach their kids over lockdown. It’s HARD. You might know your two times table inside out but trying to teach that to someone else without teaching skills and strategies is a whole other ball game.
 
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Maybe the easy money will convince her to give up her MT career. I can't see her landing any major lead role after Cinderella flopped
 
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She wants people to think she’s miss honey but if she was a patronising scammer 🤣. “Now Matilda before I let you out the Chokey, donate £25 to me”
She'll audition for Miss Honey and claim 'I have experience teaching so I can connect with the character more than the average person' or something gross
 
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New thread title suggestion (a la School of Rock):

Carrie Hope Fletcher #33: Now may I please have the attention of the class… today‘s assignment: FLASH SOME ASS
 
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New thread title suggestion (a la School of Rock):

Carrie Hope Fletcher #33: Now may I please have the attention of the class… today‘s assignment: FLASH SOME ASS
That's possibly too long for a title but I love what you did there.

Carrie Zoom Fletcher: Cares More About Cheques Than DBS Checks
 
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I feel like something clever could be done with teacher and preacher* but I'm not quite sure how 🤔

*preacher bc she delivers sermons on Zoom/insta/YT/FB/Twt about her fabulous musical theatre career, dahlings xxx


CHF: expensive Zoom teacher, Les Mis preacher, somehow her arse will feature ????
 
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