Caroline Stanbury #3

[Joan on Third]

Wait until the Real Housewives start..there is going to be a whole bunch of sleuths that will dig deep into that idiot Sergio, just wait and see what comes out.
As we mentioned, he has the Tinder Swindler vibe and has probably tried with other women when he was living in CA. The difference is they were smart enough to realize he was dumb as a rock but CS believed his Real Madrid football player BS.

I think that guy has an an IQ the same number as his age

 

[10to2]

It’s got to the point now where I do feel sorry for her. She is backed into a position now which is mortifying to get out of after the big wedding and all the fake happiness on YouTube/insta but long term I think we all know she would be better off alone. I also think we are probably too harsh on him as let’s face it, he is young, not very educated and has grown up in the era of Instagram and fake lives and so believes the hype and more importantly his own hype and is easily taken in by eejits like foxx ( who I was previously aware of as a pal of mine travelled to one of his week long shitefests and was similarly all into it despite rational opposition). CS hasn’t grown up with an online persona and so we expect more from her and think she should extricate herself from it all but how… what would she do, where would she go. I know it’s easy to say, get a job but her kids are now shared with the handsome ex who is in Dubai I think and so its not like she can just up sticks back to the uk where I presume she has real friends and contacts… but perhaps not, these things often change post divorce anyway once people pick sides or one has to move…. aggghhh I’m stressing myself even typing this. I just feel like she is trapped and even though she could be a right madame and a pain in the hole on LOL, there was something endearing about her at the same time and I always felt she was a lot softer than she liked to portray. Anyway, rant over, on the grand scale of things, what happens to two people I don’t know in Dubai is irrelevant but I am a similar age to her and I do feel for her now.

 

[vjbdlnmp]

Is it me or is this guy living in an altered reality? He just pimped himself out on cameo with his shirt off like that is what women want to see. she is in the background encouraging it. I mean how desperate has she become to be in this type of situation. They guy has no financial stability, and what he did have before meeting her is long gone. I noticed too that you never see him videoing anyone come to her asking for an autograph because trust me he would be right in the middle of that.

Ah we can take the piss out of him for lots. But I don’t get the obsession with his spelling. 1)it’s his second language. I only speak one language, so no way qualified to criticise him for spelling mistakes in a second language.
2). He could be dyslexic!? Spelling is by no means and indication of intelligence.

He’s a twat, but not due to his spelling

This is true to a point. But if you are advertising something that is a business transaction and you will make money off of it you would take the extra time to utilize the many spell checks available before sending it out. If he truly has a MBA from the states then he had to do a crapload of writing and thesis papers - so he had to be grammatically correct back then . . I think he is lazy and is in a hurry to send things out and doesn't care if it is right or wrong. One thing for sure is this guy should be working instead of vacationing every week.

 

[Pilatesgirl]

Omg! He's at the face "yim" with her!!! Seriously, what kind of MAN does that? He can't leave her alone 30mn for a face gym?? He's totally gay that's it, no one can say the contrary..my gay friends just saw the story and said "no way a straight man does that"

Totally gay or a total control freak who cannot leave her out of his sight, either way, it is a very ‘interesting’ relationship playing out for all to see

 

[Misty Morning]

Awww poor Caroline did she get her feeling hurt after reading all these negative comments. She had to post on her instastory that she is too old to worry about who likes her and who doesn't. I thought you have been preaching the new you is great and you feel so young and your husband is such a wonderful guy, etc. Why post that if you don't care what is being said about you? Truth is she does care, she is starting to get a bit nervous that this negatiive reaction to her and toyboy may impact her future. Should have thought about all that when you left your ex sister in law stranded at night walking home from picking up groceries for you and toyboy after she graciously offered to host you. It was bad enough when people had to deal with your arrogant self but to now watch this uneducated, unemployed wanna be husband (cough,cough) act like he is better than others is almost intolerable. Stay off of social media for a week - can you two do it? Let us see a receipt for money donated to a reptuable company to help with the destructon of war in Ukraine, quit posting those stupid images that people post to make it look like they care. Take the money you would spend on drinking and donate it, cancel the rest of your vacations and donate that money- show us something substantial that makes it look like you two care . Posting those images of sadness followed by images of partying on mountains drinking champs aren't going to cut it for us.

They are all beyond Redemption
Unfortunately Narcissism can’t be treated or cured. !

 

[hellokittymermaid]

Caroline has mentioned that they have a ‘modern marriage’ so perhaps she knows and it doesn’t bother her.

 

[npadcr]

Oh I am amused by the “hacker” business.

I mean, why would a hacker shutdown a forum because a troll got into her account.

Let’s be realistic - their is currently a war happening between the Ukraine & Russia & anonymous one of the largest hacker group in the world , amongst others hackers (greys, white black hats coming together) are currently penetrating the Russian intelligence sites & continuously bringing down various sites at a ridiculous rate - but CS has a hacker working on bringing a public forum sharing opinions down !!! I mean,

Do you think CS has that level of importance ?
I think not.

Hackers bringing down tattle because there is a 6/7 page forum on CS ….

WE all just want to stay together so that we can continue on this thread. She despises the fact that we are out here critiquing her dreadful, fake life but it all fair clown lips when you put your life out on social media. She has more things to worry about besides our little thread. If she was a smart woman she would take this criticism and use it to turn this mess she has created around. Her first step should be getting read of her unemployed, clinglly, immature husband.

 

[Jennyblonde]

Spanish Father’s Day is on the Feast of St Joseph, Jesus’ father… His parents faces in the wedding pic he posted for Father’s Day. Caroline is beaming and they look devastated. At least the dad has brown shoes on.

Thanks for clearing that up. I agree, his parents are devastated, especially his Mom.

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

Ok I am starting to pity her. Does she really think people want to see more of their honeymoon?

 

[wanderingrose]

Caroline 100% reads here. Shes made several comments about things that have been commented here. One was showing her 'friends' and then saying yes i do have friends.

 

[10to2]

Omg that yoke sitting at the dining table on the “founders call” aka pure shite pyramid scheme stuff, looks like he needs a good scrub. Maybe she finds the nature of Dubai refreshing in that it’s money and flashiness over class and substance but I would find it so tiring. All the hustle and bravado and just fake fake fake people. Yawn.

 

[wanderingrose]

He should be called IQ0

 

[npadcr]

Yes exactly...and right after a health clinic? I don't buy it..they must have pretended in front of the cameras to be eating healthy but in reality were eating normal as there is NO WAY you can do that. They really specify it before you leave to ease into it eating normally again.

Regarding the restaurant last night, you know, had it been a known place, we would have had a whole chapter about it.. Let's see tonight (cringing already)

I thought that too!! How do you go from not having solids and eating clean to gulping down wine, eating pizza, bread, etc- do they think we don’t pick up on stuff like that? I mean they can’t even fake their Instagram accounts to make sense. Wouldn’t you go to eat healthy and dry out after your skiing holiday!

Omg poor Sophie has the leeches over and the lazy slob is lying on the couch while Sophie prepares dinner.. wtf kind of guest is she not even helping out... The bf is going to be quickly fed up with those two clowns
On an other note did you see CS filming Sophie and we can see the bf?? Sophie has been hiding him this whole time and the lazy slob arrives and first thing she does is film the poor guy.. Seriously she has zero respect whatsoever, it's all about her her and her

Absolutely despise this lazy. Clown lips, arrogant, jealous biatch! I wouldn’t get up and get her a glass of water!

Just saw the "Princess" (rofl) on the slopes say "bye" to the borrowed chalet and say "on to the our next adventure".. What, they did a 10h trip which could have been a 1h30mn flight (lol) just to stay 2 days .. OR her "team" managed to convince a hotel in Courchevel to have them comped in exchange for publicity..they probably couldn't stomach not having someone serve them their coffee in bed and make their bed

Omg-I knew it!!! I knew she would not stay in that place- she hated it when she first saw it- outdated and out of the way from partying. It goes to show how lazy these two actually are. They couldn’t even carry skis to the slopes!

 

[Joan on Third]

So they’ve moved into Sophie’s ( boyfriends) chalet. I don’t see them having any fun or enjoying the slopes, it’s too much effort for them.

Omg poor Sophie has the leeches over and the lazy slob is lying on the couch while Sophie prepares dinner.. wtf kind of guest is she not even helping out... The bf is going to be quickly fed up with those two clowns
On an other note did you see CS filming Sophie and we can see the bf?? Sophie has been hiding him this whole time and the lazy slob arrives and first thing she does is film the poor guy.. Seriously she has zero respect whatsoever, it's all about her her and her

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

I suspect RHOD will be short lived.

It is going to generate awful negative publicity for the UAE, it will put the global spotlight on the human rights abuses there and the medieval legal system. The UAE don't like negative publicity.

I think anyone involved in the show are going to be tarnished by it, while it might raise their profile, outside the UAE and Gulf, they might find they are not viewed in a very positive light.

As Poshbritishmummy says, their publicising of their antics is so offensive, and even today Caroline and her friend posting fun photo with big smiles is just unpalatable.

I also find it dreadful that Caroline's household 'staff' have to wear 'maid' uniforms, it is noticeable when you see them in the background of her stories. They are wearing the cheap 'maid uniforms' which are usually only worn by the household staff of middle eastern families. . Everyone knows they are 'the maid' when they wear those uniforms. None of the expats I know have their housekeepers wear those clothes, they give them an allowance to buy comfortable clothes to wear when working, they don't have to supply their own clothes. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that she like to make the distinction.

She loves showing off that she has people working in her house.

 

[hellokittymermaid]

He is an ‘Entrepreneur’ it says so on his insta profile!!! Hahahaha, he is so desperate. Why can’t Caroline see that she is the one with all the connections and potential, and just leave him behind. I can’t believe it is because she doesn’t want to pay for a social media manager and assistant to travel with her and to help her with her content. Sergio must surely be costing her more than he is contributing.

 

[LouisLover]

Also what the hell is Raffles the Palm getting from these freeloaders? They give them rooms and free dining ( I presume) but talking about Raffles on their stories must hardly create any new business for Raffles. Firstly, if you live in Dubai you will know the best Hotels to stay and dine at, secondly, anyone living elsewhere in the world would hardly book a stay there based on these two I really am getting so peed off with the smug slimeball Sergio. He is a kid in an adults world trying to make out he is Mr Big. What a bloody joke! He is a bone idol freeloader. The sooner he gets the rug pulled from under him the better. He is only acknowledged from Companies via Caroline’s connections. Her true friends must cringe when he is around. Rant over.

 

[npadcr]

Capsule wardrobe?


Do you follow Bethenny Frankel? Now she does some great work in crisis situations. She's put her success to good use by doing something worthwhile and giving back.

I do and she is already heading to Ukraine to try and set up refugee camps. Here is a woman like her or not but mad respect for what she does to help countries in crisis. Instead we got these two wannabes filming a lifestyle that neither can afford.

Clown lips must have sent an group text to her "staff" as she likes to label them telling them to delete negative comments on her gram. Again, it is smoke and mirrors on the ones that send all that love you two stuff. They are all businessness that must need them desperately or random damn people with private accounts and no followers. I haven't taken a look at his followers that respond but would imagine they are the same people? And whoever said that toyboy' has wiped clear photos of his ex girlfriend ( thought it was his sister) from before he met clownlips is spot on- pictures of him and a young woman are gone. She must have told him to get them off of the gram.

Wooooow..just got back and did a little tour to see the clowns of the slopes and to my surprise not many dumb repetitive phrases from IQ 27"look at dees biew so ahh..maazing"!
No comment on the dancing as it is a party place after all. Apart from the fact that there is a whole population fighting for their lives, the respectful thing to have done is not plaster it all over social media, it's not a good look and makes them look tone deaf.
Well tomorrow is probably time to leave day and we will get to see one more time the stories of the suitcases "look look at all our zoutcases" by IQ 27

Well, the good news is there is always tomorrow.

Just a bunch of Low Life, Self Indulgent PISSHEADED Chavs


Caroline filmed Sophie dancing & then asking then asked the Boyfriend if he was proud of her !

After getting slated about Partying etc., & having the audacity to Post it, while millions of people in Ukraine are in a Living Hell, She just posted this.
Too Little too Late Dumb Ass

Sophie Stanbury- 2nd & 3rd pics - Aftet posting her obviously INSINCERE 1st Pic
A complete and utter MORON

They would turn on each other in a heartbeat. They are so special that rules and common decency during a world crisis don't apply to them. Nothing stops them from having fun and letting us all see it.

 

[Misty Morning]

She gets noticed for all the wrong reasons, imagine being at their table - I'd ask to be moved.

Not much point in that.
The others at the Table are all of the same Ilk.
All the Weirdo Gangster Morons of Dubai.

 

[npadcr]

CS just posted of them driving and someone in the back is holding a bucket of what looks like a bucket of jello shots. Clearly, she isn't serving that at this kids's 16th birthday party or if she is they are for adults but kids love to sneak those. But CS will be liquored up by the end of the party. On her podcast she said she sometimes has what she calls are Tequila Caroline nights where she gets so drunk on Tequila that she blacks out. She said IQ27 has had to take care of getting her out of the place and home. Between her eating habits (she was shoveling heavy food in her mouth the other day) traveling in and out of airports (exposed to so many people/germs) stress from being in a marrige ( especially, to one that is unemployed, andfreeholderwith more feminine traits then her)

If anyone doesnt know who ronan is- if you've watched notting hill hes the guy that sang the theme tune 'when you say nothing at all'





I thought it was just us brits too! But good to know we have an international community here on tattle

Hahaha, yup we are representing from all over I believe. That is what is so nice because we all bring so much knowledge from different areas, it's great. I am representing New York City!