Caroline Stanbury #3

[Joan on Third]

Is this a Dig at us ?
IQ27 misspelt it, & it was commented on. And now she’s spelt it incorrectly!
“Excited”

Nah she makes a bunch of spelling mistakes as well like always always confusing the your and you're for example..nothing irks me more than people still to this day not knowing the difference

hahahah, build a bridge and get over it- love that! This moran really thinks he is something else doesn't he? The damn ghost hotel that he walks around filming like he owns the place is hysterical. I would love to hear what all their friends must say when these two jokers leave the table or party-they probably laugh their asses off, I know I would.

Haha yes that was funny! Never heard that expression before either!
Yes how moronic are they filming that ghost tacky hotel and still talking about that tacky wedding? It was cheap with that awful light tree in the center. Oh and we never mentioned the pizzas served the night before at Nara Escape in the desert (if I went that far for a pre wedding dinner and was served just pizza, I would be pissed ).

As soon as I saw they were pulling up to that dumpy hotel, I thought "oh there goes another other free meal"! My goodness they can't afford a restaurant?? Especially that Al Barari is really in the "burbs" and about 30mn drive away from Ghost Tacky Raffles.
IQ27 really needs to get a Life.. His stories today consisted of
Filming in car
Filming in car
Filming to car
Filming "view" from her apartment
Filming CS at osteopath
Filming ghost tacky hotel
Ugh too boring to continue

OK.. So what's going on today? This is the second time today she leaks (see pic)

 

[mdaadm]

I would love to see Caroline’s reaction if Juliet made fun of her for not being able to ski the way Caroline makes fun of her for being Fatalina. First of all, Caroline is the one who eats candy in bed like a toddler and has no table manners whatsoever. Juliet is in shape, athletic, and eats like a normal person rather than being on a constant diet/cleanse/binge they way Caroline is. Also did y’all see how Caroline and Sergio today wished happy bday to their BFF Kristin Tutor? This is Juliet’s former longtime BFF. I suspect that once Caroline realized how rich Kristin is, she moved right in on that friendship and somehow caused the rift between Juliet and Kristin.

 

[mdaadm]

Ok but she’s so dumb she tagged her shoe ad story with #btsarmy not realizing that it’s a hashtag for fans of the K-Pop group. She is just so clueless!! Any assistant with half a pea for a brain would have caught this, so clearly there is no “layer” between what Caroline wants to post and what ends up online.
Furthermore, those last couple items that she posted on her pre-loved page are clearly being modeled by Caroline Brooks who was with CS the other day. Meaning Caroline is now reduced to photographing and flogging her own used clothing. Something is very amiss with the assistant team, IMO.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

No worries, sometimes messages can be misunderstood or misinterpreted

I don’t think I have ever mocked another commenter on here, and I have been on quite a few threads. I understand things get lost & misconstrued - we all do it.

Believe me this is a very tame thread - other threads would want & expect a form of evidence (not even kidding) but as I said - I am confused by the message so I merely asked if I had read it wrong & as the scenario in my head was becoming highly amused by my (extremely over active imagination) it’s own interpretation.

Honeeeeeeeees!!!!! Please no disagreements in thheeeese group. Its so amazing!!! Look at theeese wan!!!! So cute!! Now let's get back to business

Kinda confused myself by it all …

 

[npadcr]

Oh my goodness what a moron with his tripod walking around NY! He's really like a 14 year old with his toys, I would be sooo embarrassed to be walking next to him with that . He every day shows us that he's really immature and so not manly at all. How low has she gone it's incredible. She must somewhere deep inside be embarrassed otherwise I don't get it

And she would love to play it off like this he is some wordly traveler with class and wordly experience. He busy cheap flowers form the local corner store, walks around with a frekin tripod to film like he is some movie producer! She has to a some point be embarrased by his behavior. I mean she was married to Cem who at least has class and acted appropriately. He is plain wierd and embarrasing. Remember when they were in Paris and he let all the balloons go in the air from the hotel balcony? What about when he tried to say he was the bridge that is actually closed now and threw away the key and kept the lock. I mean it is things like that he does that show his immaturity, and pure arrogance for thinking he knows everything. Crime is so bad in New York City right now, I wouldn't be walking those streets.

Oh my goodness what a moron with his tripod walking around NY! He's really like a 14 year old with his toys, I would be sooo embarrassed to be walking next to him with that . He every day shows us that he's really immature and so not manly at all. How low has she gone it's incredible. She must somewhere deep inside be embarrassed otherwise I don't get it

OMG, I would be mortified. This manchild is so embarrasing she can't possibly justify this elementary school behavior. All he does screams, "look at me, look at me"- the question is how does she stand being in his company and faking this happy couple.

I’m there the week after , I would film them walking down the street and shout honneyyyyyyy, smazzzzzinnnnggg

That would be awesome............would love it!!!

I saw that and thought the same!

I am telling you this SOB is doing that crap on purpose. He is slowly making her look bad bothy physically and mentally and he is hoping to come out the shining star. I can't stand him. I only hope that once that show airs people will dig up the true information on this giglio. He has to have a history. You don't get this good at being manipulative without previous experience.

And you can bet your bottom dollar she paid for all those toys!

Hell yeah she paid for all that stuff. He spent his last $10 dollars on cheap flowers from the corner store. He has no class. Just a moran trying to get as much subs. He will sell her out to get noticed.

 

[npadcr]

Oh Lord, this idiot is actually in my city now!!! Yuck! She must think she is really special that she can twice go to airports to get into the US without the proper paperwork. Absolutely loved to see her turned away. Next time be prepared lady! how does this woman not have the proper paperwork in advance to her travels? He does, but she doesn't? Hmmm, looks like he is paying more attention to his needs then hers. As much as these two morans hire and she brags about having staff- someone can't be assigned to keeping up with travel requirements? He is absolutely nauseating to watch but did notice he isn't carring his purple YSL backpack or did I just miss it? She was so happy to send him on his way and that little pout he does and says "I am really going to cry" is beyond cringeworthy.

She was definitely not sad. In fairness she is very controlled in showing no emotion. I'd say she was delighted to be getting rid of him for a while! But she doesn't give anything away!


I think for a moment he was going to stay and she was thinking 'no fecking way are you staying mate!! Get on that plane!!"


He just couldn't wait to get on the plane and film his glass of champagne! What an arse he is!!

She is just happy to be at home with her dogs without him there. Maybe there is a normal woman in there underneath the faux 'Im so loved up with IQ27' exterior after all?

The only reason he is in first class is because of her, in fact the only reason that man even exist is because of her.

Will she enjoy some time to herself and some quiet reflection? OR will she miss him more than ever and be desperate to get back to being smothered and controlled.

She has to have a sense of freedom, no one can be with someone as annoying as that child is and not need a break. She says it all the time he doesn't leave her alone.

 

[mdaadm]

And why for the love of god does she persist with these fucking bike shorts? Bike shorts are not real clothes!! I mean she walks around Dubai wearing basically a wrestling uniform with her wrinkly lady bits on full display. She is honestly an embarrassment I’m an American who used to live in London during the late 90s boyband era and I would say Ronan Keating is the equivalent of the main dude from the Backstreet Boys. Robbie Williams and Take That were the A+ list boyband and Boyzone were kind of B list. And seems that Ronan and his wife are now C list minor celebs that have to resort to “auditorium” concerts in Dubai to pay the bills. He will not be playing Wembley anytime soon (or ever again).
Urgh, poor Yasmine having to watch her drunk mom and her ass-kissy “Maria Morris real estate” friend doing Jell-O shots. I am telling you: Cem must be absolutely vomiting in his mouth at the sight of his daughter dressed like that and acting like that. What kind of role model is CS for her daughter? Cem went to a good American university. Who wants to take bets that Yasmine at this point would rather follow in her moms uneducated footsteps and skip college in favor of becoming an influencer?

Oh look! Sergio just posted that he “fount” a pic of himself. Must be from his MBA graduation ceremony

 

[mdaadm]

So, do we think this crew brings Charley along on their nights out? Or is that a hard no in Dubai? Some of their faces tonight seem a little .... clenched

 

[Jennyblonde]

Okay, so they're front row at Ronan Keating's gig, and still have to film themselves! How narrsisistic can you be? Put the f**king phone down...Aaargh

 

[Joan on Third]

Off to bed but one comment before going : since CS has been back in Dubai, I should say that she's been pretty tame in her usual stories and maybe, just maybe, she has finally understood that the lame stories of her and IQ27 are/were ridiculous.
OK, yes there were the stories of IQ27 with the chocolate on his nose, but they looked more like a story you would put with your kid on.. Is there hope she has realized after 1 month of "vacation" that the guy is a moron/useless/conman?

 

[vjbdlnmp]

I don't listen to her podcast anymore, I just can't, so thanks to those of you who do and who give us the scoop.

It just beggars belief that she admits to how controlling he is. I just saw a video on her stories, where she made a mistake on the date of their wedding, he looked like he had to really try to contain his rage, fucking hell, his face was absolutely vicious. So many red flags there, if a friend or my teenage daughter disclosed even one of those inciden

I was just going to post the same thing
I nearly fell off my chair laughing when I saw it
Wish I could post the Video
It’s Cringeworthy

How funny is that video? He comes storming through the door and strikes a pose like he is a Tom Ford model. I actually laughed out loud when I watched it. What is funnier is the comments from his fake/private accounts that responded to it saying "OMG, beautiful you are so hot"!! Get a damn job IQ-0 were you are actually working. You have managed to be 27 and never do a hard days work but are on social media vacationing and eating like a wealthy businessman. Without CS you are nothing but another wannabe.

It's funny that all of a sudden she has her daughter on instagram the day after we post that her friends spent 4 hours shopping with this kid. I don't understand why she keeps talking negatively about her life with Cem- is it to make IQ-0 feel better for his inadequacy? All she does now is talk about how terrible her life was and how unhappy she was. Okay, she left him and met someone else- what is the problem, why still complain. If Cem was that bad of a person then it was right for her to get out - but looked at what she landed in? She had no time to be alone with her thoughts and enjoy being single with her children before this punk stalked her and moved to Dubai while she was working her marriage issues out. This man packed up and moved to Dubai without a job or knowing anyone. Who does that? That was such huge red flag that she missed because that was him controlling her to make a decision. The other red flag was when she said she became engaged to him because he didn't want to be called her toyboy he wanted to be taken seriously. Then that wasn't good enough for him he pushed for the marriage so that he knew he would always be a part of her inner circle. The guy is a text book case of a manipulative, controlling man- it won't get any better. Their are many husbands that support their wives on social media but this guy is fighting her for the attention.

 

[vjbdlnmp]

So far I give this MaldivesVacay “3 Michellin start” Does this guy not have bloody auto correct on his phone? I mean the absolute lack of effort to craft polished, mistake-less posts - what would any brand gain from working with these two? And oh lord, the sight of Caroline parading around in pajamas with wet hair and her orthopedic sandals? Listen, I sympathize with the hair situation as I’ve got frizzy hair and therefore look insane in all my family holiday photos - but Caroline is there with her 500k followers to try to promote a glamorous vacation. She could at least make an effort. In those PJs with her stringy yellow hair she looks like my German Grandma. (Who Is adorable and looks amazing for age 93!! )

He is in such a hurry to post something/anything that he doesn't stop to even read what he has posted. I agree with Joan- I think we are giving him way to much credit by calling him IQ27. I don't know anyone that has a MBA from an accredited university that can't spell. Perhaps this is why he has no job? And to think she went from Cem who I would imagine can spell the word "star" and could hold an intellectual conversation with to this babbling nut job. If he played soccer like he spells and talks it's of no surprise that he retired (cough,cough) at 24. I have come to the conclusion that he really isn't in love with her it's that he uses her to be in the spotlight. All this high school stuff like balloons and public displays of affection is more for him then it is for her. He wants the attention- she just hasn't picked up on it yet. Don't even get me started on her appearance- this au natural look she is trying to go for isn't working.

Also CS and Miguel Dubai standing together with their filler-filled cheeks, inflated lips and veneers....they looked quite similar. I'm all for a bit of work here snd there but not when the face starts to look plastic. Do you think she could have her lips dissolved?

When they were on the bikes and IQ27 is filming and says "come on Caroline hurry go faster!"....why? Cant he just leave her alone for one minute please!! Cant she have s conversation with someone else?

Nope, this guy has to be involved in everything. He has to be the center of attention wherever he goes with her. Imagine how people talk about them if they are around them on a daily basis. I bet as soon as these two leave the room- people are like - OMG, this guy is a joke and have a great laugh.

 

[Jennyblonde]

The look on that guys face when that moron says "this is our yob"!
He shakes his head as if to say '- you f**king imbecile

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

Transcribing the clip of Sergio in a sports car with someone called Kris Fade.."and another one...right here...look at this!!!!"" Meanwhile person driving car says "ey! Aye aye!!!!" As they vroom off in their sports car. So deep and meaningful.

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

Where do I start? So IQ27 yet again filming other people pushing their luggage while Caroline walks along with no luggage. Disgustingly lazy but to film it? Why?

Then today some really dodgy looking car salesman type of guy in their apartment showing off how big and expensive his watch is. Crass. Caroline this is not what you are!!!! Why are you letting him be so vulgar on your behalf? In your home?

Those poor dogs too. I'm sure they are happy yo see you back but what was the point of such a long trip? The only thing I can think of is CEM has taken the kids for a month and that was her way of dealing with it which I can appreciate.

IQ27 must be getting on her tits by now. Surely!

 

[Joan on Third]

It was all in there today. Filming staff, luggage, airport, champagne, seats on flight, spilling champagne. You would think they lived in some parallel universe where there is no war going on.

We know all she cares about is herself so no surprise there. Even Juliet who is so annoying, did a marathon in favor of Ukraine and seems heavily involved in helping the people there. I can say that in my Instagram friends, none are posting stories of fickle dinners and clothes. Everyone seems to have taken a step back of solidarity with Ukraine.

CS is wearing that same hideous brown tracksuit of yesterday lol. She clearly thinks it looks good on her . And what's with IQ27 constant "TUNTUNTUN".. My goodness grow up. He really is the most annoying person.

 

[SFV]

Actually, I had been wondering if this thread should be in the instragram forum rather than the Influencer forum.

 

[Jennyblonde]

So... Nina Ali is having dinner with the Prime Minister (no doubt dressed appropriately) and Caroline is going to the Maluma concert dressed like a teenage boy
And Dirty Juan just has to show us that his hideous Tshirt is Balenciaga... what an absolute wanker.
Really, their lives have devolved into a boring mess of watching TV in the dorm room above the elephant graveyard, attending random Z-list envelope openings, a rotation of thirsty hangers-on (looking at you Red1 and Maria Morris!), punctuated by the odd visit from a lowlife thug or two. Not exactly what I’d call riveting content. Oh yeah, and bad fashion! Can’t forget the bad fashion.

Jesus, nearly spilt hot coffee all over myself! that was so funny - and so painfully true

 

[Joan on Third]

Remember on Ladies of London when they all stayed in that hotel for Juliets birthday and Caroline was hanging over the top of Juliets husband in the bedroom to convince him to put on the costume? I always wondered if there was more to it. In that Caroline is jealous and Juliet is doing a keep your enemies close kinda thing.

Yes I remember that and Juliet was really pissed off about that. Queen Moron did it again in Dubai at the ghost hotel, shoving her boobs in Juliets husband face..classless..what must her daughter think..no wonder the kids prefer to be with their Dad

Why No MASSAGES ???
I mean, Of all times you can really justice/need one. is when you’re Skiing !
Very Strange

Because it's not free! That's why

 

[Jennyblonde]

This has to be an April Fools joke.....surely?