Caroline Stanbury #3

[Alfie1234]

Caroline has been friends with them for some time, so I doubt she paid to be backstage, but the level of cringe in those stories is off the scale. So embarrassing

 

[mdaadm]

This is the lowlife thug they have invited to yasmines bday... aaahhhh! It’s all so gross! I can’t even deal

And, regarding the photo posted by Mr. Red1 Bitcoin:
This. Is. Not. Ok.
I’m officially worried for this poor teenage girl.
Like - human trafficking type of worried.
This is really not ok. It’s so gross and inappropriate that her “stepdad” is doing his stripper moves at her bday party!!!!!
Cem, where are you?

 

[Misty Morning]

So strange that a CEO of a company in Dubai would have to go on instagram and explain why he is on vacation- it's crazy. I can't understand why he goes public with these two. It's odd to say the least and not very professional. Given her behavior, language and lack of modesty it reminds me I certainly wouldn't risk my professional reputation for a vacation. He did show a little passive/aggressive behavior by posting that response. I kinda liked it though.


She looks so bad. Go back and look at her three years ago compared to what she looks like today. This new lifestyle she so wanted so bad has really caught up with her. IQ27 seems to have really dragged her down despite all she wants us to believe. All this traveling, drinking and eating has caught up with her. This guy keeps pushing for his own selfish needs- just go get a job dude!

DubaiMiguel is obviously a Narcissistic CONTROL FREAK.
Yet another one

I think it’s a recent addition since he started doing those crypto cartoon yokes with the dodgy looking fellas in the middle of the night on laptops with caroline admiring them. That’s the full job title by the way, don’t dare shorten it at all

A Fake Artist - That could maybe be classed as Entrepreneurial

If this is what his Clinic does to you then I’d steer Well Clear

 

[SFV]

Soneva Fushi, is full of Russians as that is their biggest client base., so she won’t want to rock that boat by highlighting what is happening in Ukraine. I doubt her financial situation allows her to back out of it, even if she had any morals. She goes where the money is, she would probably promote Putin as ‘her friend’ if he paid her to do so.

The more I see of Sergio, the more I see GAY trying to pretend otherwise. Appearance wise, he is the most unattractive, decent looking guy, I have ever come across, and when you add in his low intellect, his lack of class, his limited vocabulary, lack of charisma, he comes across as nothing other than sleazy And unsavory.

Caroline‘s daughter is so spot on about him being gay, she probably vomits when he tries to pretend he is stepfather material in his posts.

I don’t think that’s their room with the slide, no clothes strewn about, they probably got access for promotion purposes only.

 

[SFV]

Pretty sure he is paying them but it’s not great for her brand. I’m not sure why she doesn’t have a professional agent and PR who can advise her on her career. Or maybe she does and they aren’t doing a great job, or maybe she doesn’t want to pay for that sort of service when Sergio is a ‘digital marketing expert’. I do feel really sorry for her, I think she was so desperate to be independent and saw influencing as her chance. BUT she needs to be more discerning and get proper high quality management. Maybe she’s hoping her 500k followers will increase dramatically once she is back on TV and she can get better brand partnerships. I hope it happens for her.

if he is supposedly some guru in wealth acquisition and is paying them for publicity, he can't be all that much of a guru after all. Any association with them will make him look even less reliable then he already does.

Maybe a professional agent would be reluctant to represent Caroline (and IQ27) as they probably don't generate that much income or publicity for it to be worthwhile.

This is an interesting link on becoming a successful brand ambassador, you can see their financial situation is sending her in different directions with the subsequent loss of any authenticity. https://mobilemonkey.com/blog/how-to-become-a-brand-ambassador-on-instagram

I mean a company such as Cosmesurge, will not be getting the credibility they want, especially in such a competitive market as the UAE, from a a brand ambassador who also promotes dog food, online dating and some weird avatar stuff, on the contrary they get lumped into the other downmarket stuff she promotes. Same with the ghost hotel, it loses it any potential lux value, when their brand ambassador promotes a family chalet in the lesser expensive Courchevel resort area (not to mention minus the family)

 

[npadcr]

Wow, just when you think these two numbnuts can't get any worse- they surprise us and do. Why in the hell is she wearing pajamas to dinner and her hair slopped up and put in a bun? I know she has sunburn but damn she rolls up to a 3 Star Michelin Restaurant dressed like that- so disrespectful to the chef. I would not normally talk about a women's weight but considering she had to problem insulting Juliet by calling her fatlina or something like that I say this with no problem - look at the size of her arse once she has the zipline straps on her- she has really packed on the pounds. IQ27 humilates her and takes a picture of her sleeping on a couch in the restaurant. I mean who does this? Her behavior is just unreal. Imagine the management that agreed to have her comes stay there for free ads and then watch her sleeping face down on a couch in their lobby where people's arses have sat on. OMG- she has lost it completely. They are so bored with each other at this point-they have nothing in common and it shows. If she was smart she would get on that plane and leave him on that island. He is bad news that has literally taken her right to the bottom.

Oh yes forgot to mention that! And then she says "so sweet"... HE'S 27 YEARS OLD, NOT 5!!!!

Whenever she compliments him or says something nice about him it is done with no feelings which so ever. She is trying to keep up the persona that they are this happy in love couple just having a grand time. Sorry, not buying any of it.

Oh yes forgot to mention that! And then she says "so sweet"... HE'S 27 YEARS OLD, NOT 5!!!!

He is an absolute annoying little bug- there is just no getting away from him. She needs him though- she is so lazy now that he does everything for her she needs to keep him around if for nothing but that. I am sure when she is not being filmed- she is nasty and mean to him.

OK so just saw the latest stories.. .... HOW does she/they think it's cute that he asked for an invisible kayak?? In Spanish, transparent is transparente, same word just pronounced with an e at the end. Is that to make us go "awwww hoow cuuute"?? If it was a 4 year old saying that, yes definitely we would think it's cute! But not on a 27 year old!
Notice Mr. MBA wrote "this is my wife, she FELT asleep)" .. Every time he uses the word "my wife" it makes me cringe as it's more "Mommy" that comes to mind.
The story of her under the shower, no comment, just going to put that out there..

I forgot to mention in regards to Mauricio Umansky.. At least he has a very successful Real Estate company, isn't a show off, is a good family man, is mature and I wouldn't be embarrassed to have him at social functions.. Everything that is contrary to IQ27.. OR shall we start calling him now Mr. MBA?
sPosting a picture of Michael.. Not a good publicity for Cosmesurge..

I am wondering if this tween even has a high school diploma. She has said in the past that when her friends first met him they asked to see his diploma from what college he went to. I understand now why they did that- this guy is questionable on so many levels. Joan so glad you mentioned Mauricio because I feel the same way- IQ27 couldn't be in the same room with Mauricio's talent, knowledge, hardworking, honesty,etc. Somebody mentioned earlier in a post that if he played soccer the way he talks and writes no wonder he is wasn't picked up by a team at the age of 24. That should say it all- he was let go from a professional soccer career at the age of 24 - that's unheard of it most cases. That is the age they are at the top performance. I would love to know the whole story of his sports career- who retires at 24 unless you have a horrible injury. And then goes on to get a MBA and all this by the age of 23 - there is no way he did all that.

 

[myfootispink]

Did anyone see this weird clip of him just filming himself in his car saying "allez allez allez!" Or words to that effect? And it was just after he'd told CS that she looked tired. I justfound that really odd. Sickening really

I don’t like when he films while driving as he’ll have an accident.

 

[mdaadm]

They are definitely in “beeeznees” together, although it all sounds really shady to me. There’s the NFTs, they also were doing something related to medical Cannabis - remember that weird trip to Portugal where they went to “meetings” and “conferences”. They also have these shady business coach type people around them, and a few times they’ve showed their screens where it looks like they’re in a mastermind style group, which is a networking thing that “entrepreneurs” do. Finally there is that weway thing they have promoted that is something in the celebrity content aggregation/engagement space. To me it seems like they are gullible idiots who throw their meager cash in every direction blindly hoping that one of them hits the target. All this bullshit with affirmations (“I am abundant as fuck!!!“ ) and the power of 11:11 makes them sound about as business-minded as a preteen girl. Actually preteen girls are smarter and have better grammar than these two lol.
Also I listened to a bit of her infidelity podcast. So weird to me how she pitches the whole thing as being about how a couple can/should (sometimes) stay together after cheating. Do we read that at all as sounding like she wished Cem has forgiven her? Or is she intimating that she or Cem or both of them cheated during their marriage. Idk, it was just a weird tone given that she is basically the “cheating husband” in this scenario, complete with rebound trophy wife who wants a baby!

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

So is Sergio mates with Ronan or is it Caroline? They love showing how the know z listers dont they? Filming as they following the car....and being backstage. Also the cheers that went up when RK said watch out Dubai for Caroline Stanbury...well that went down like a lead balloon

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

Nah she makes a bunch of spelling mistakes as well like always always confusing the your and you're for example..nothing irks me more than people still to this day not knowing the difference


Haha yes that was funny! Never heard that expression before either!
Yes how moronic are they filming that ghost tacky hotel and still talking about that tacky wedding? It was cheap with that awful light tree in the center. Oh and we never mentioned the pizzas served the night before at Nara Escape in the desert (if I went that far for a pre wedding dinner and was served just pizza, I would be pissed ).

As soon as I saw they were pulling up to that dumpy hotel, I thought "oh there goes another other free meal"! My goodness they can't afford a restaurant?? Especially that Al Barari is really in the "burbs" and about 30mn drive away from Ghost Tacky Raffles.
IQ27 really needs to get a Life.. His stories today consisted of
Filming in car
Filming in car
Filming to car
Filming "view" from her apartment
Filming CS at osteopath
Filming ghost tacky hotel
Ugh too boring to continue

OK.. So what's going on today? This is the second time today she leaks (see pic)

I thought she looked a bit unwell today. Could possibly have been her make up but she looked quite pale with dark circles around her eyes.

I agree, he has zero redeeming qualities, ZERO. He's dumb as a rock, has a vocabulary limited to 50 words, has no job, no money, isn't a gentleman (letting Sophie walk up the hill in Courchevel for example), no friends, won't give her her space, he's dumb as a rock..oh oops said that already..did I miss anything else?

Gets spray tans like a girl.

 

[Joan on Third]

Someone needs to comment 'tinder swindler' on sergios profile. Im too chicken

He's too dumb to understand anyway, he probably would take it as a compliment

 

[Jennyblonde]

Dirty Juan just posted a picture of his car!! Sad.....just sad

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

Also CS and Miguel Dubai standing together with their filler-filled cheeks, inflated lips and veneers....they looked quite similar. I'm all for a bit of work here snd there but not when the face starts to look plastic. Do you think she could have her lips dissolved?

When they were on the bikes and IQ27 is filming and says "come on Caroline hurry go faster!"....why? Cant he just leave her alone for one minute please!! Cant she have s conversation with someone else?

 

[Jennyblonde]

If she stands too near a naked flame today, she's toast he looks like a 9yr old as usual.

 

[Joan on Third]

That little shoulder shimmy boob-shaking maneuver she does all the time is even grosser than sergio’s faux stripper moves. She shakes her fake tatas as though someone out there might actually find her sexy??? Lol! She is about as sexless as they come, and honestly so is he.
I think Juliet and fam are skiing and holidaying with other friends (You know, other normal people who actually bring their kids on family holidays). It actually made me feel a teeeeeny bit sad seeing Caroline and Sergio sitting alone at their loser table for two at today’s lunch. Those outdoor party lunch spots are meant to be enjoyed by large groups of friends at big tables, that’s what’s so fun about them. Sitting there alone with your honeeeeeee is just sad!

That's exactly what I thought! I ve been to Cap Horn and the last thing I would do is go tête à tête with my husband ! It's really meant to be a party place with a group or a minimum of 4 lol

 

[Pilatesgirl]

I am wondering if the twin that doesn't get along with Sergio, Aaron?, lives full time with Cem as we never ever see him anymore in the very brief glimpses of her children that we do see these days.

 

[npadcr]

I agree 100%..on top of it when RHODubai airs, there will be even more focus on them and people are just going to demolish him.. On this thread it's pretty tame compared to what is coming..

Oh, that is exactly what I just wrote. They are going to rip him to shreds when they do research on this guy. There is more to him then we all now, it just hasn't come out yet. He, very much like she admitted, is a liar. He lied to her on 3 seperate occasions about his age, and that is when he first met her! Plus, don't forget he slipped a pill in her drink that she did not know he did- so she would go to sleep ( she openly admits this on her podcast) I mean that is just two things he has shared - imagine what else she knows and hasn't said.

Agreed.. UNLESS it's an all white dress code..but then again it better be the dress code because otherwise who else wears white at a wedding besides the bride and sometimes groom.. That's the biggest faux pas to make but then again this guy has no social skills so he wouldn't know (but SHE would).. Anyway let's see when the wedding is up before I go ballistic on the white suit issue.
I am always completely flabbergasted that this guy really does f*kc all all day..

I didn't think about that but I have been to many white party events but they are usually informal and summer outdoor parties. You are right he has no social skills, no outside interest other than filming himself, has a vocabulary of a two year old, and follows CT around like her shadow. Sounds like a real catch doesn't he? And to think she rambles on about how bad Cem was- I just don't get it.

 

[npadcr]

I really think that if IQ27 was working and had the money

It's the wrong one.. This is the one

Let's try and keep facts everyone otherwise we will loss our credibility with the information we get/have

Totally agree!!!!!

Last night for the clowns of the slopes tonight..cue the "look at all ze zoutcases guys omg", the transport van (wealthy take helicopters), the check in at Emirates at Geneva Airport, the airline seat stories (yawn), the pick up in Dubai Airport with the help, the transport to the appartement etc... Then off to Maldives on an other "adventure" as they call it..Kristin Tutors' wedding gift trip

Hahahah, yup IQ27 we know, we get it the "mountains are amazing and beauful, omg guys" meanwhile I am trying to figure out why you have a puffy ball on the top of your hat, like my 9 year old son has on right now? Clown Lips- we are done with that god awful green colored coat that looks like a bathrobe that you have been wearing for weeks. Give it a rest, the color is terrible. But more important is - where in the world are they putting all that food they have been eating for days. My acid reflux has kicked in just watching them eat all that cheese!!

 

[Beau Teaful]

Remember on Ladies of London when they all stayed in that hotel for Juliets birthday and Caroline was hanging over the top of Juliets husband in the bedroom to convince him to put on the costume? I always wondered if there was more to it. In that Caroline is jealous and Juliet is doing a keep your enemies close kinda thing.

 

[hellokittymermaid]

Pretty sure he is paying them but it’s not great for her brand. I’m not sure why she doesn’t have a professional agent and PR who can advise her on her career. Or maybe she does and they aren’t doing a great job, or maybe she doesn’t want to pay for that sort of service when Sergio is a ‘digital marketing expert’. I do feel really sorry for her, I think she was so desperate to be independent and saw influencing as her chance. BUT she needs to be more discerning and get proper high quality management. Maybe she’s hoping her 500k followers will increase dramatically once she is back on TV and she can get better brand partnerships. I hope it happens for her.