Caroline Stanbury #3

[npadcr]

The problem with Caroline's social media is that her content is unbelievable and uninteresting.

Because her livelihood depends on the advertising she is doing, its just not trustworthy, neither is any of it very relevant as it is all over the place, you know she will sell anything. One day she is promoting online dating, next day cosmetic surgery, private travel one day and economy travel the next, A boring hotel whose decor looks like it came out of the 1960's and which Middle Eastern's, Asians or Russians might love, but they are not her demographic audience. So it's just not believable or relatable content.

She doesn't have a brand of her own, she is trying to make herself and Sergio a brand.

That is is not going to be sustainable for her, because sadly and unfairly, her age is against her, the people who are in her age group and demographic (middle age with teenagers and young adults) who might be interested in what she has to say, are turned off by her content, it is fake, shallow, irrelevant and the hustling is desperate.

The clothes she wears are dreadful, the make up is dreadful, the cosmetic surgery is dreadful, her marriage is dreadful, her husband is dreadful, her family life is dreadful, even their photoshopping is dreadful, and don't even get me started on his grammar and spelling.

But mostly, she comes across as a desperate middle aged woman, trying to cling on to a lost youth. If social media had been around when she was in her 20's she probably could have been a social media influencer, but now she is just a sad example of how a lot of middle aged women struggle to embrace the ageing process and facing getting older. A younger demographic will not even be remotely interested in her.

To be honest, the only reason I sometimes looked at her content is because I used to live in Dubai, that was my sole interest, nothing else is of interest to me and after a few months now, I am totally turned off and bored, rarely look at her insta unless someone here mentions something that is worthwhile looking at for no other reason than it is another car crash moment. I listened to a few of her podcasts, usually turned them off before finishing them, the ones I listened to she spent her time trying to justify her relationship, her divorce and swearing like a trooper. The only one I listed to right to the end was the one with her teenage daughter and I only listened to that a year after it was posted and because someone here mentioned it.

bravo, bravo you did a great job describing part if not all of what I think most of us feel. But this trip was the last straw for many- her total disrespect and ignorance (she doesn’t want to see or hear the less fortunate) hit a new level. You are absolutely right in the fact that she is trying to promote anything from dog food to shoes in the hopes something sticks. Her plan of the two of them being a brand is laughable at best as she alone is bad but add this guy to the mix and it’s insufferable!

 

[wanderingrose]

Filming a member of their staff before heading to 'paradise' the lift door closed as they said bye wish i could upload a screen recordinf of it but wouldnt let me

Im always shocked at how different her Body and face looks in unfiltered non selfie photos..

She was pretty bfore she starting dumping fillers into her face

 

[npadcr]

Absolutely! What is even worse- is that he didn’t offer to walk with her like real man does. I expect that from clown lips - but both of them drove off leaving her to walk alone. It’s one of the worst things I have seen them do and that is saying a lot!

 

[90sGal]

Juliets husband does not look happy in this group of ‘family’ he looks like he would rather be on a bed of nails. As usual Juliet giving us her best look at me video. She’s an embarrassment. As for Caz and Serg, dull dull dull.

He looked like he had gone to his happy place

 

[Joan on Third]

Hello everyone! Big catch-up of the stories of the 2 clowns
1) what, but WHAT, is that horrible outfit she wore last night for their "date" ("looook loook at zees one..seee is wearing Sanel everything.. Oh my God.. AHHHH..maazing") ... Please IQ27, we are not impressed by that horrific pink cheap outfit.. Personally, I've never seen that in the Chanel stores here..fake? Just saying the cut and the shape does not have the Chanel class. Anyway just horrific.
2) just reiterating that her outfits of yesterday, are EXACTLY the things my friends in Dubai say about her : classless and vulgar
3) IQ27 stories about "working".. Since when is facetiming your Mom considered "work".. smdh
4) what's with IQ27 filming Yasmine like that? She's mot his daughter ffs. It's weird and abnormal. Highly uncomfortable to watch

Yep their content today is so much improved. Cups of tea, kids, family zoom calls. Normal life at last!!!! Much better. Maybe they DO read this page

Apart from IQ27 with his feet up pretending to work

Yes I agree, her content was more "normal".. It's just IQ27 who's still the ridiculous bozo pretending to be important.. Unbelievable how dumb as a rock and pathetic this guy is.. Can't wait for RH of Dubai, going to be so much entertainment to see him being exposed

 

[vjbdlnmp]

Good lord who is styling these two? Dirty Juan’s suit is so shiny it looks like it’s going to spontaneously combust out there in the blazing sun!!! And Caroline’s dress is so ugly and unflattering, it makes her look like a linebacker with giraffe legs. And then d there is Nina Ali with them in a lovely appropriate gown showing what an elegant woman can actually look like!! Caroline’s stylIng in LoL was sharp and sometimes a little edgy but I did get the sense that a professional stylist was guiding her towards shapes and cuts that were flattering and would work onscreen. In Dubai she is clearly flying solo and flailing miserably!! From the orthopedic Chanel sandals to those high waisted acid wash jeans to the teeny tiny bags Her wardrobe choices would be more appropriate on North West than on a 46 year old mother of a teenager!!

I don't know who NIna Ali is but I love her. I lover her instagram page with her beautiful family pictures and her handsome husband. It's just so nice and normal and not put on at all. CS is being dressed by her feminine husband who is just realizing that she is 46 and wants her to look like she is 23. CS thinks she is so popular and such a fashion statement that when she walks in the room people take notice.

Did she get that dress from a market stall! So cheap and unflattering - and she absolutely loves herself.

She must have held onto that dress from when she was in middle school. Look at the sleeves- and cut out back. This is an outdoor wedding in the spring in the frekin desert!

Why is he at the bloody hairdressers with her????? He never let's her do anything alone!!!

OF course he is - he has nothing else to do. He doesn't work or trust her so he just stays attached to her 24 hours a day.

 

[Joan on Third]

Well well well... Our CS was totally wasted last night. I wish I could show the video of her dancing like a stripper but I can't so I made some screen shots. Also interesting that Ms "I'm starting a diet that will last half a day because I am going to a concert and will get wasted" is a smoker.. Check out the pictures they speak for themselves.
Other picture of her sitting just shows how unclassy she is and that plastic dress prevents her from sitting properly..you can see her hoohaa
IQ27 must be THE most annoying guy last night with his "woooooooo" "woooooooo" (like a girl) "aléaléaléaléalé".. My goodness you can here it over the friggin music!
I didn't get why they would post about the cream on their face..it's hardly cute..
OK well it's massage time today because the week was soooo tiring lol

I think he believes he's great fun !!

Everyone at that party is at least 20 years older than him, he looks like the waiter, especially wearing all black.

Yes they are all 45 and up..

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

We forgot laptop on bed! I'm glad to see she is getting some time to herself today! I'm surprised he isn't at the nail bar with her.

 

[hellokittymermaid]

Or the traditional celebrity forum as she was on reality TV first before insta etc. Anyway I’ve unfollowed them both today as I’m just no longer interested. I wonder how many of her followers can actually afford the Maldives? Especially if travelling from the US, I guess she must have many Dubai followers who this hotel chain are targeting. I genuinely wonder what the marketing ROI of working with her is. It must work for some I suppose and will be better once RHOD airs.

 

[npadcr]

CS is an absolute moran that can't possibly think that anyone believes half of what she is saying. She just said she would run over her own grandmother to finish a deal. Yup, she just said that on her podcast today! What a dreadful thing to even think of more or less to say out loud. She is repeating her same of story, she has a whole team behind her, she is repeating the story of meeting IQ27 for the first time, she is telling us that so many people text her that she and IQ27 are inspirtional to everone, she is telling us that she has so many jobs and is in so demand that she can't keep up, She is telling us that she is more in demand and so much work is coming to her that she can't take anymore work. She is back to saying that IQ27 is there to make her happy that she wants to get a double desk so that they can work together and look at each other all day long (I swear she said this) She said that she has become friends and business partners with people that she wouldn't normally sit next to but she does now because they are such good business people. She said IQ27 only purpose is to keep her happy. So to sum it up- she has listened too many business sales people, she wants us to believe that she is in such demand as this brand ambassador ( to what I don't know) that she has no problems working. She has more money that she needs, she is so happy that she has no problems at all. If anyone believes any of this then I may be the one with the problem. Anyone that would say they would run over their grandmother for a business deal has some real mental issues. Also, the one thing she never said was IQ27 is helping her financially and is working. Sorry for the rambling- but you know I do get long winded.

Ok so this JT Foxx is a “business coach” who sells people (Scientology style) on coaching packages and networking opportunities like this Founders group. So IQ27 and CS have presumably shelled out money to be part of this founders group, then they bring in this Sleazy Max character who presents investment opportunities to the group, and the other poor mugs in the group shell out more money to him. It’s just a massive pyramid scheme, as someone pointed out. The thing is, with every pyramid scheme, there are segments of the pyramid that actually DO make some $$$. The question is whether our two morons are high enough on the pyramid to make anything out of it. And JTFoxx is essentially a low-rent Tony Robbins who might just be taken in at the moment by the fake razzle dazzle of Dubai expat life.

Just had a read. Seriously what are they're doing getting involved with this guy!


Why would they be so public about it? Tagging him in everything. Unless he is paying them for the publicity.

Also. Can Caroline drive? Every time she goes somewhere IQ27 is driving her there like he is the boss man.

No she doesn't drive because she is to busy fixing her hair and admiring herself in the mirror. She doesn't do anything that she can hire to do it for her. IQ27 wouldn't let her out of his sight so she may as well have him drive her. I would jump out of the door if I had to be with this guy. I give her credit for at least faking that she likes him- she should get an academy award for her acting skills.

 

[npadcr]

Yes I remember that and Juliet was really pissed off about that. Queen Moron did it again in Dubai at the ghost hotel, shoving her boobs in Juliets husband face..classless..what must her daughter think..no wonder the kids prefer to be with their Dad


Because it's not free! That's why

Hahahah............spot on!!! They can't get it for free so hell no they aren't paying for massages. Thats for "ghost hote" l or some other poor company that they reach out to for a freebie.

Okay, so much to unpack with another day following the two biggest imposters on social media. There are know words for Juliet- never cared for her when she was on LOL and can't understand why they are friends anyway. She enjoys being the class clown and would do or say anything for a reaction or people to like her. Her husband looks mortified and he should, she is a mess. If I acted out like that my husband would get up and leave. He would never watch me make a fool of myself with people encouraging the behavior and filming me. I would imagine this behavior is alcohol related after drinking too much all day. The two morons are loving watching this behavior and filming and posting on social media because it takes the attention of of them.

 

[Joan on Third]

Well, you can't say that CS isn't trying to keep her head afloat. So far she has posted ads from everything from dog food to diamonds and everything in between. She really has taken a huge fall, both personally and financially since she and CEM have divorced. Can you imagine her 3 years ago entertaining the thought of posting an ad for dog food? Part of her appeal was the perception of being a wealthy woman with a lifestyle that involves royaty and rich friends with connections. IQ27 unfortunately just didn't work out with the finances and his ability to keep her accoustmed to the lifestyle she was used to. I guess if she doesn't mind- that's all that matters but you can't make a statement that you live better than most billionaires when you are showing us that you aren't anywhere near living like that kind of money.

One more comment that I forgot to add. IQ27 knows exactly what he is doing. Go back and look at his instagram photos from years ago. He has only gone up in flaunting a lifestyle that he has because the past 3 years CS has supported him by introuducing him to her friends with connections and money. He is the one that has benefited from this relationship 100% not her. This weasel from the time he sought her out has done nothing but pursuit her for his benefit. He is still posting pictures of him with that fake smile, wearing tacky jewelry and expensive cars. He got her to marry him as she said that he did not want to be referred to as her toyboy he wanted to be called her husband. She on the other hand is adverstising anything that comes her way for a buck, dresses like a middle aged women that is trying to relive her 20's, and has her climbing mountains, skiing slopes, riding jets ski's all the the things that young couples do. She never was athletic like that when she was young- all that is to please him. I can see now and almost am happy that she speaks down to him at times- my God I don't know how she puts up with him. Someone help me understand it as i can't see it- what does he bring to the table that makes her happy? She is working harder now than ever- and shut down the rumors IQ27 and show us exactly what you do for a job. Sorry- I am rambling but I tend to do that when I get started on this punk arse.

That's why I said he gives out Tinder Swindler vibes..his Instagram before CS were the same as Simon Leviev : pictured on a jet, fast car, watches etc.. When she met him she took a look at that Instagram of his and thought "oh yay a wealthy soccer player'.. The con of cons and she was had.

Now they seem to be getting into" business" with shady make money quick schemes.. They should know when it's too good to be true, it generally is.

Anyhooo, I can't stand IQ27 one bit : showing that guys watch..so ? He is so immature it's astounding. I don't understand either how she puts up with his dumbness, immaturity,dumb laugh etc.. Ugh the guy is going to be DESTROYED on Real Housewives and I just can't wait

Where do I start? So IQ27 yet again filming other people pushing their luggage while Caroline walks along with no luggage. Disgustingly lazy but to film it? Why?

Then today some really dodgy looking car salesman type of guy in their apartment showing off how big and expensive his watch is. Crass. Caroline this is not what you are!!!! Why are you letting him be so vulgar on your behalf? In your home?

Those poor dogs too. I'm sure they are happy yo see you back but what was the point of such a long trip? The only thing I can think of is CEM has taken the kids for a month and that was her way of dealing with it which I can appreciate.

IQ27 must be getting on her tits by now. Surely!

You forgot about the children..

Are they going to dinner at the ghost hotel for a freebie? Let's bet

 

[Jennyblonde]

They've been told to sit down

How embarrassing
Even more embarrassing to post it! If these two morons had a brain they'd be dangerous.

 

[Misty Morning]

Knobbly Knees Contest ?

They seem to be quite upset with someone who left a message on their gram about CS body- so basically the woman body shamed CS. However, when you are posting pictures of yourself and partner promoting yourself as a super cool power couple with images that are both flattering and not - you open yourself up to those types of comments. It's hurtful and one becomes defensive which is understandable. However, what I am hoping is that they both can look at that comment and use it as a teachable moment for them both. Perhaps now they have a better understanding of how calling Juliet "Fatlina" in pictures and videos on CS's social media account for 500k viewers to see and read would be hurtful to Juliet- who is a close friend and spent money to attend their wedding. You see, you can't have it both ways- get crushed because someone comments on your physique but also be the person that does the same thing but on a much larger platform.




Me too! Joan on third you are witty, I love it! Help me understand something - why am I always seeing a bottle of champagne and that damn purple YSL backpack in the background of most of IQ's images. He is like a 16 year old taking pictures of his car and runs over and puts a bottle of Dom next to the car so it's suppose to look cooler?

What a Complete Dickhead he is

 

[Joan on Third]

Driving in car

And that RR on wheels oh my goodness! He says Dubai in style"?? Could there BE anything more tacky??

I don't know about you peeps, but when I have a BBQ with friends over, I have a whole selection of different meats..this clown makes only beef filets? Lol

 

[Jennyblonde]

OMG, that unfiltered photo shows both of them as they actually look ...... really, really rough. .

The dress she is wearing is absolutely horrible !



In Dubai, men are not allowed in to ladies salon, so I don't know how he is in there with her. looks like she has a side room.

Did she get that dress from a market stall! So cheap and unflattering - and she absolutely loves herself.

 

[Rose28454]

Just looked at his stories . Wow she was really pissed off at the airport !! We’ve just come back from Les Gets in France which is a bit further north and my daughter and her family went back through Geneva airport Saturday night and she said her 5 year old was crying it took so long to get through passport control
The rest of our party drove home and the first part of the journey down the mountain and past Geneva was horrendous traffic was so bad. So she was probably pissed off as they maybe nearly didn’t make the flight!!
And do we actually believe that is their luggage ( all those bags !! )
I just had another thought why were they skiing in a party with no children in half term week. Our resort was packed with kids!!

 

[npadcr]

He was a Narcissistic little shit even then !!!


How can she be taking them out of School?
Don’t think they’ll be going in a million years.

OH Lord I hate to say this but.....he looks like a little brat!!!!! Look at how he has his sister's arm-he like has it in a grab hold. HIs parent's must have brought him up to think he was some latin prince. I am married to a latin man and in most families the males are catered to at least in my husband's family they were. But, my husband parent's had him working delivering newspapers when he was 10, helping out in the family business after school and every weekend and made him pay for his college tutition. And they are a wealthy family. So, this little boy just grew up to be a manipulative, entitled narcissistic.

Forgot to mention this, he is now showing off his body more- look at his instagram pictures and you can see his has more muscles in his arms and they make sure the pictures all show that. Plus, he is doing those God awful images of him with no shirt on.....talk about conceited! Meanwhile, she looks like ten miles of bad road (my grandma says that all the time, hahaha) and that is with makeup and hair done plus a filter for her images. I can't imagine how bad she looks without makeup. Why did she bother to go to a health clinic for a week- what a complete waste of time.

 

[SFV]

Kris Fade is getting married next week, so Sergio is getting a white suit made ??? the man from Del Monte description made me laugh

 

[wanderingrose]

She posted something earlier of 'meetings' and he was literally just staring into space!!!

Haha this?