Caroline Hirons #34 Skin Rocks - Just Four Products and a Flannel!

[MiffyBay]

So does she have a house in West Kensington AND the Somerset mansion?
Who knew rinsing The Freaks was so lucrative?
Or and she takes taxis rather than the bus.

Interesting … in that article she says the West Ken apt is a rental. May be the upkeep on the manse is costlier than she realised and she had to sell the other place.

 

[Rowling]

She’ll definitely have Denise Welch on and no doubt she’ll have the arse lickers Andrew Wheatcroft and Grant Donaldson on as they act like she’s created her products from the fountain of youth

 

[Jelly Bean]

What is the point of those painfully unfunny skits she does with Liv? The Vit c one was a new low.
'Should I rub an orange on my face?'. Hilarious.

 

[FrankieBelle]

Remind me not to look on this thread just after eating a massive piece of cake

It's definitely not a photo I'd be proud of.mijf you they both have the morals of sewer rats..with hair to match

First thing that comes to mind here -

Rough as.....

 

[JaneRev]

Next guest….roll on Monday

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Some selects from the Apple Podcast app:

It will be interesting to see whether these remain up. I should imagine Jimderella is having a rough weekend in the mansion with these reviews. She'll be going apaplectic

 

[GalofHal]

Is Jordan of Jordan Samuel still up her backside? He’ll possibly be a guest.
Mae Lindstrum? They were big buddies for a while.
Actually she was big buddies with so many people that we no longer hear about…
Mands (Pixi), the blonde lady who did the first boxes with her (Cult Beauty - Hirons fell out with them!), Brandon RIP (The Ordinary - fell out spectacularly before he died), Marco Lens (Zelens), Kate Somerville. I’m sure there are others I’ve missed.
Seems to be a pattern forming!
When everyone around you appears to be a twat, perhaps you’re the twat!

JS always likes Ava's posts (why??? ) so he must still be a mate.

 

[cshellscshellsonthecshore]

To be fair, most interviews are just that. Celebs (and I use that term very loosely when referring to Stacey Solomon) do the rounds with interviews when they have something to promote, be it a product, tv show, album, etc.

I want to listen to the podcast out of morbid curiosity but refuse to bump her up the charts

I listed. It was just fleur and her sister flogging their new hair care stuff. Thought CH didn’t do hair??

 

[Rowling]

I can’t bring myself to watch the live. Where is she buggering off to on holiday ?, she better remember the SPF this time

 

[Rowling]

It says in that article that SR has three more products this year. I bet one will be a cleansing balm that’ll be £50.

 

[Twinkletoes974]

just ordered some Trinny minis! Excited to try them. I have a feeling there will be nothing to interest me in this latest CH kit!

 

[50sGirl]

God there’s a “I’m 54 today” post in the freaks group all you have to do is go on her profile and see that it’s just a very clever camera angle but oh no we have all the arse lickers and gushing 🫣 get a fucking life

Yes I saw that post. She does look great which is the reason she posted it!

 

[Rowling]

Like we’ve said before the only “young influencers” we see post about SR is the ones that are sent it for free to shill like arse licker Grant Donaldson

 

[FrankieBelle]

I don’t think that’s Ruth’s old kitchen in those stories ,is it? and those stairs behind ma’s big old head look modern.

Why does she think presenting herself like that is relatable, she’s a slob.

Unless she's moved from Fulham, I think that is Ruth's kitchen. Her Fulham kitchen was tiny

 

[Rowling]

Why has she made the Skin Rocks photo blurry? Is it so that we can’t see the lack of customers?

I love that you can see from the LE testers how much they’ve been tried.

I thought that too. She spent time showing Trinny and Lisa’s but whizzed through showing the SR it’s not a pop up , definitely a deliberate move to not show how empty it was.

Yes ! , so nice to see how heavily tested Lisa’s products are.

 

[FrankieBelle]

She looks rotten in that last live. What's happened to her bottom lip? It seems to push itself out now when she smiles.

Her skin looks grey under the orange make up. What a mess.

Feel like the Freaks will demand she sell Skin Rocks luggage tags next......

 

[skincaresceptic]

you can be sure she won’t mention the charities TS supports - like Edinburgh Foodbank

 

[Rowling]

It’s so hilarious Hirons still trying to be “one of the people” when she’s two homes Hirons with her Central London residence and Ruth’s old house in Barrrth

 

[FrankieBelle]

It sold out yesterday, but it might be worth keeping an eye on Instagram/signing up to the newsletter as they sometimes restock

You can see it here:

Thanks so much! Wow it looks great, I’d defo enjoy using that!

 

[FINIFUS]

why has nobody cottoned on to the fact that these ”great value“ kits and boxes are just full of short dated crap the companies need to offload? The Min’td box contains the absolutely rank smelling Oskia cleansing milk. Save your money and buy what you like and what works for you

I misguidedly bought the Oskia cleansing milk a while ago and you're right, the smell is absolutely rank. It was one of the very few products I chucked out rather than use up. The only other two products I've done this with were the Eve Lom cleansing balm and the Liz Earle Cleanse & Polish, both for similar reasons.

 

[Deevee47]

And massive boobs and massive inflated sense of self importance and ego!


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Massive head, massive face, massive hair, massive hands & feet. Just massive
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