Caroline Hirons #33 Bad reviews are deleted, the skin ain’t rocking and The Freaks feel cheated…
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Meanwhile, “SHE’S THE BOSS: C”
“Where did you first come cross [sic] beauty industry legend @carolinehirons?” ask her minions…
She is so loathsome.
“Where did you first come cross [sic] beauty industry legend @carolinehirons?” ask her minions…
She is so loathsome.
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Can we all subscribe to Trinny’s pod and knock that thundercunt off Apples top please?
The state of it.
Isn't it lush? I do love Lovely and so cheapI agree. My knowledge of SJP is that she was in SATC and I didn't watch it. That's it, nothing special or interesting, just another run of the mill actress.
I own and love her cheapy perfume though
Oo interesting. There was a podcast called Glad We Had This Chat back in 2021!
She's just so unlikeable. I can't believe how many people fawn over her.
Iirc she said in one of her recent lives that she knew this, had seen they hadn't posted in a while, were not big names or well known, and that they hadn't registered the name so tough tit to them (to paraphrase somewhat).
This will enrage Hirons…
Trinny’s pop up in Chelsea on the Kings Road looks fabulous and so well thought out on how to navigate what you’re looking for, this isn’t just four products and a flannel. Hirons’ it’s not a pop up permanent flagship counter looks so shabby compared to Trinny’s in Liberty and this pop up is gorgeous. On some of the other posts about this , it looked so busy and Trinny was engaging with so many customers. Hirons thinks showing her mug for 5 minutes would’ve had them stampeding to the Liberty counter and it didn’t as many Tattlers have shown when visiting Liberty. The likes of Trinny and Lisa Eldridge do things so much better than Hirons.
Trinny’s pop up in Chelsea on the Kings Road looks fabulous and so well thought out on how to navigate what you’re looking for, this isn’t just four products and a flannel. Hirons’ it’s not a pop up permanent flagship counter looks so shabby compared to Trinny’s in Liberty and this pop up is gorgeous. On some of the other posts about this , it looked so busy and Trinny was engaging with so many customers. Hirons thinks showing her mug for 5 minutes would’ve had them stampeding to the Liberty counter and it didn’t as many Tattlers have shown when visiting Liberty. The likes of Trinny and Lisa Eldridge do things so much better than Hirons.
Deleted now but The Children ignored it for at least 4 hours, I would not have wanted to be them when she realised 🫣
She kept talking about her kids and Jim as well. 
for a change.
for a change.
I see she's still holding on to this hair color that washes her out. Great on someone else, but not Caroline.
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She's a bulldog of a woman.
On her live she has got sunburned again.
So that is three times (that she has acknowledged) in about a year. I wonder how many times Liz Earle has burned in a year? What was the point of all her hysterical photos of skin cancer if the silly bollox can't take her own advice?
And she reckons she also got a deep tan on her arms from being in her garden at the weekend and wearing factor 50. Balls. In my experience that will not happen.
So that is three times (that she has acknowledged) in about a year. I wonder how many times Liz Earle has burned in a year? What was the point of all her hysterical photos of skin cancer if the silly bollox can't take her own advice?
And she reckons she also got a deep tan on her arms from being in her garden at the weekend and wearing factor 50. Balls. In my experience that will not happen.
How is she not embarrassed by getting burnt when she knows the damage done, preaches about it, would mock the first young girl to burn and has access to more SPF than most of us own in a lifetime?!
She looks like tit in that 'live'. Properly minging, like she smells less than fresh.
Couldn't watch all of it. She's repellant.
Couldn't watch all of it. She's repellant.
Banging on about herself and how she couldn’t believe that she was sitting with SJP. Don’t worry cazza we couldn’t believe it either. Not like you did the ‘interview’ justice either, you were absolutely rubbish. You’re going to have to hope your team can keep getting those excellent guests as there’s no way your ‘Michael Parkinson ..NOT’ skills will attract them.
And she had to shoehorn in that she used to live in Mississippi!She kept talking about her kids and Jim as well.
I also noticed that her constant sniffing and playing with her hair didn’t make an appearance during the interview!
Wow she got sunburned again?!
Do we think she ever wears sunscreen? I suppose with her Native American roots she feels no need! 
Also we aren’t getting the “walk to the gym” chats anymore and she looks fuller in her face - weight gain or filers? I’m not fat shaming - I’m overweight so I know how hard it is to lose and even harder to maintain.
Haha she's such a dick.
Oh wait - what's that large sign in in neon in your office? ...
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