Caroline Hirons #31 Needled by Ozempic!

[Stillwater]

She’s not going to go bust. She’s going great guns seizing the day - 20 people analysing her on a v disparaged corner of the internet is not the real picture.

Edited to add: no I am not Caroline
Edited to add: I can’t stick her

 

[foxwarren]

Her retinoid is excellent

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Haddock strikes again ... What will she be after this time

I still don’t understand why she chose that particular photo of herself for the cover. Caroline looks like she’s squeezing out a really difficult poo

 

[Rowling]

The comments on her hair are hilarious and have made this dreary Thursday a bit better. I don’t understand why the colour is like peed stained straw from a horses stable when she goes to a high end salon ?!. It looks more like she’s gone to Beauty By Jill

 

[mindlessness]

I don't think she'll go 'bust' but I also can't see Skin Rocks lasting long term. It's a packed market and her products don't stand out. They also depend too heavily on her own personal brand to sell the products (because I think she's reached the peak of her followers and I can't see that audience growing).

 

[JaneRev]

The comments on her hair are hilarious and have made this dreary Thursday a bit better. I don’t understand why the colour is like peed stained straw from a horses stable when she goes to a high end salon ?!. It looks more like she’s gone to Beauty By Jill

The last time I've encountered hair that processed knackered and pee stained was back in the early 90's with super strength sun in. Admittedly mine went orange, but there were a lot walking round with bright yellow hair

 

[bottlewrapper]

She’s not going to go bust. She’s going great guns seizing the day - 20 people analysing her on a v disparaged corner of the internet is not the real picture.

Edited to add: no I am not Caroline
Edited to add: I can’t stick her

Hmmm...

Are you Louise? Did I guess right?!

 

[FrankieBelle]

I still don’t understand why she chose that particular photo of herself for the cover. Caroline looks like she’s squeezing out a really difficult poo

A cool and edgy 'Girlboss'...... Allegedly
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The last time I've encountered hair that processed knackered and pee stained was back in the early 90's with super strength sun in. Admittedly mine went orange, but there were a lot walking round with bright yellow hair

I used Sun In. Terrifying and exciting, watching your hair change colour as you blow dried it.

Me? Always orange. NEVER remotely sunkissed. More Tony the Tiger than Princess Di

 

[FINIFUS]

Her retinoid is excellent

Wash your mouth out!

 

[JaneRev]

A cool and edgy 'Girlboss'...... Allegedly
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I used Sun In. Terrifying and exciting, watching your hair change colour as you blow dried it.

Me? Always orange. NEVER remotely sunkissed. More Tony the Tiger than Princess Di

Every single photograph she pulls the same stupid face

I shoved three and a half bottles of super strength in, as I wasn't going the platinum blond I was promised. I looked more orange than an actual orange. The growing out stage was brutal definitely leaning towards tony the tiger


Thankfully there wasn't any social media not digital photos so my teenage years have not been recorded... thankfully

 

[Jelly Bean]

I still don’t understand why she chose that particular photo of herself for the cover. Caroline looks like she’s squeezing out a really difficult poo

I think people often do that silly mouth wide open, same as poking your tongue out, as it stretches the skin and smoothes out wrinkles.
That idiot Caitlin Moran is always doing it too hence having her own emoji

 

[JaneRev]

I think people often do that silly mouth wide open, same as poking your tongue out, as it stretches the skin and smoothes out wrinkles.
That idiot Caitlin Moran is always doing it too hence having her own emoji

The only time I'm pulling the silly wide open gob is when I'm squinting in the mirror putting mascara on.

It just looks awful, almost like they are trying to compete with those in their early twenties. Hirons definitely does that to stay relevant with Ava.

 

[FrankieBelle]

The only time I'm pulling the silly wide open gob is when I'm squinting in the mirror putting mascara on.

It just looks awful, almost like they are trying to compete with those in their early twenties. Hirons definitely does that to stay relevant with Ava.

Personally, I don't like seeing her tongue. Ever.

 

[JaneRev]

@FrankieBelle
I watched Lisa's you tube video on her new liner and mascara. I then dropped Lisa a message on Instagram asking her for help with makeup to cover my neck because of my pcos

I had a lovely message back then a chat with a few colour correctors with varying price points.

 

[LovelyDay]

Ruth’s stories have made me chuckle, two posts on using the SR ‘gentle’ exfoliator for 6 days in a row and then one on a barrier repair cream!!

 

[FrankieBelle]

@FrankieBelle
I watched Lisa's you tube video on her new liner and mascara. I then dropped Lisa a message on Instagram asking her for help with makeup to cover my neck because of my pcos

I had a lovely message back then a chat with a few colour correctors with varying price points.

Great. The customer service is fab. I’ve ordered the mascara.

 

[50sGirl]

Ruth’s stories have made me chuckle, two posts on using the SR ‘gentle’ exfoliator for 6 days in a row and then one on a barrier repair cream!!

So Ruth uses an acid and then a barrier repair cream?! Wtf? It just shows that they’d do anything for an ad/pr. I thought Ruth was better than that but then they say you can judge a person by the company they keep…

 

[JaneRev]

Great. The customer service is fab. I’ve ordered the mascara.

I've ordered the mascara and a couple of other bits.

 

[Shineyshine]

Great. The customer service is fab. I’ve ordered the mascara.

I’m going to order the mascara too - I always remember Lisa saying she helped develop Lash Idole for Lancome, which is my all time favourite, so I know her own will be wonderful.

 

[FrankieBelle]

I’m going to order the mascara too - I always remember Lisa saying she helped develop Lash Idole for Lancome, which is my all time favourite, so I know her own will be wonderful.

That tutorial is so nice to watch. She's so enthusiastic about her own products and yet isn't loud or braggy. Lisa's a super bright warm lady.