Caroline Hirons #24 Reti-nope

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I’ve tried to watch her lives and it’s impossible.
cough, apologise
Sniff, apologise
Hair fiddle
Fake smile
Shout at someone in the distance
Ad infinitum
And don’t forget the gulping of tea and swishing it around in her mouth. 🤮
Also the stupid, fake laugh.
 
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And don’t forget the gulping of tea and swishing it around in her mouth. 🤮
Also the stupid, fake laugh.
She's grim 'live' just now. I caught the nighttime cleansing nightmare last night and she was actually snorting and not even apologising for it. Disgusting. I actually think her breath smells. I have a gut instinct for that stuff. Probably wrong but she just looks the type. All that bleeping tea.
 
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KPS must be in heaven. Several mentions in the first half of tonight's skincare empties live (couldn't stick it out to the end). Someone even asked if "Smithy" is a real person to which nana replied yes and gave her full name 🤮
 
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She went 'live' on her staff night out? She must be horrible to socialise with.

Next up: a broken toe.

I have questions -

a) why doesn't my washing machine have 'feet'?
b) wtaf is a Head of People & Culture?
c) why is there always something wrong with her??
 
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She went 'live' on her staff night out? She must be horrible to socialise with.

Next up: a broken toe.

I have questions -

a) why doesn't my washing machine have 'feet'?
b) wtaf is a Head of People & Culture?
c) why is there always something wrong with her??
I reckon Head of People and Culture is a pretentious way of saying HR Manager. Ridiculous!
 
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I’ve tried to watch her lives and it’s impossible.
cough, apologise
Sniff, apologise
Hair fiddle
Fake smile
Shout at someone in the distance
Ad infinitum
The lip gurning as well. I’m sure all of this revolting behaviour is an attempt to be “relatable”

The sniffing is a habit, nothing to do with ongoing “illness”. As is changing topic mid sentence and fiddling with grubby hair. She blames ADHD. Burping and picking teeth with a post it note is an added bonus. Not sure how somebody so revolting has such a following …. The most unprofessional pro. Her skin and hair is not a good advert for what she promotes. Forehead full of botox and face full of filler. And golf ball sized prolapsed tear ducts. Get them fixed!

Moaning on tonight’s live that she never gets freebie clothes despite giving brands free ads on TV. But young slim 20 yr old blondes do. That might be because they look good love and Me & Em don’t want you promoting them because you look a mess! Go figure
Exactly. Tell me more about your anti ageing products with a face full of filler and Botox! Is she honest about her filler / Botox?
 
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I reckon Head of People and Culture is a pretentious way of saying HR Manager. Ridiculous!
And if you create a different name for the role you can get away with paying people less as you can say the job description doesn't match HR manager in case people look up what HR managers should be paid.
 
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In a reply on Instagram earlier, she said in a reply to someone she'd had flu/chest infection since 9th December. When was it she went to New York? 🤔
 
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It was definitely mid December
This proves she's lying then, as far as I know no airline would let someone on the plane if they were clearly unwell. Also, having had flu years ago and a chest infection more recently, there's no way I could even have thought about getting on a plane!
 
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If I had a chest infection I'd barely be able to drag myself to the chemist ten minutes down the road never mind get on a transatlantic flight. And if it's true she's still a cow for spreading her germs about
 
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She doesn’t need to be honest or truthful because she knows that a) her frothing cult adventists would never challenge her for fear of a pile on and b) from the mouth of her staff member last night ‘there’s nothing she can’t do and nothing she doesn’t know’ . If enough people treat you like you’re invincible eventually you’ll believe it about yourself.

She’s become a ghastly parody of herself, a grotesquely over inflated, over rated personality who can’t bear to jump off this fast moving super-lucrative gravy train, no matter who she runs over in the process. duck them.

‘I love me who do you love? Actually don’t answer that I don’t give a duck about you’

Now where’s that MBE Cazza… still waiting.
 
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I have been actively avoiding her as she is annoying but a couple of those lives came up on my feed. She has no manners at all with the sniffing and coughing then the random face pulling and shouting. I would be so embarrassed to be so socially inept.

Imagine sitting next to her at one of those industry events and having to try to eat a nice (gifted) meal while listening to her awful sniffing. If her standards are so low then her family must be same; family meals must be like feeding time at the zoo.
 
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She’s the type that had a go at ppl in lockdown who were ill, yet still had to work, for spreading germs yet here she is flying all over the place spreading hers just because she wants to lick arse in New York rather than finishing her tour with ppl who put her where she is today!!!! Despicable oaf!!!!!
 
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If she's been using that since 2001 then she shouldn't be promoting it 😂
Let's be honest it hasn't exactly done wonders for ms saddle bag face
 
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She’s the type that had a go at ppl in lockdown who were ill, yet still had to work, for spreading germs yet here she is flying all over the place spreading hers just because she wants to lick arse in New York rather than finishing her tour with ppl who put her where she is today!!!! Despicable oaf!!!!!
She had no proper lockdown, even though Jim was extremely vulnerable, they mixed two households from day 1. No one was going tell her she wasn’t going to visit her family who lived a few doors down… 🤬
 
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She had no proper lockdown, even though Jim was extremely vulnerable, they mixed two households from day 1. No one was going tell her she wasn’t going to visit her family who lived a few doors down… 🤬
Yes. She went on about Jim being vulnerable and then carried on regardless. Absolute hole. How would she have felt if he'd become seriously ill/died? I don't doubt she'd have found someone else to blame. She's such a duplicitous witch. Righteous indignation about the government’s partying while people couldn't visit loved ones, get married, attend funerals - all the while doing whatever she liked herself.

I've no doubt she 'stuck to the rules' when, but only when, it suited her. Horrible woman.
 
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She had no proper lockdown, even though Jim was extremely vulnerable, they mixed two households from day 1. No one was going tell her she wasn’t going to visit her family who lived a few doors down… 🤬
She vehemently defended her mate Josh Wood when he was doing celebs hair in lockdown too.
 
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Recommending using P50 1970 with a layer of her retinoid on top?!

P50 1970 is strong AF. I bet Skin Rocks is releasing a barrier repair product next. She’s encouraging everyone to burn their faces now, so they’ll buy her stuff later.

She already discounted her retinoid bundles (x percent savings if you buy the refill, too!). Guess sales aren’t what she was hoping for.
 
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Apparently she’s releasing a Skinrocks box this month and a kit in February.
What cost of living crisis?! 🙄

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