#noformaldehydeJust to clarify, is it the 66 year old that looks like she’s been embalmed?
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Woooowww, this is so bad, I’m speechless.The 'ode' is still up. It's by the 66 year old woman who recently posted a selfie
I've included the whole thing here
There is a woman lives in London
Caroline Hirons is her name
And if you haven’t heard of her then skincare is not your game
But if you love your skincare
If you want some great advice
There is really just one person
You dont need to roll the dice
A woman of great standing
A woman that you’ll love
She will not give you bull tit
It’s like manna from above
We all need help with our routines
From someone that we trust
Someone with integrity
That really is a must
She has many faithful followers
Skin Freaks our FB name
We watch her Insta lives at 5
Like moths up to a flame
Her qualifications and experience are without question vast
A knowledge of ingredients and formulas she has amassed
But this alone is not what makes her rock my world
Listen to her talking
Hear those pearls unfurled
Always honest, always caring and compassionate to boot
Lots of funny sayings which really are a hoot
Her work ethic and family values
They are truly top drawer
Whatever she puts her efforts to
You really can’t ignore
Her blog is her home planet
Her book bursts with advice
Her kits are truly legendary
And what an amazing price
She brings us friends we love to see Like Jordan and Josh and Kate
And of course our Dr Marco
Who everyone wants to date
So here we have our icon
Fighting battles on all fronts
Black Lives Matter
Beauty backed
Vaccines
That’s just a start
Now don’t just leave it up to her
You too can play a part
Now Please hold Paula
You know what I mean
It’s time for a brew
Winner winner chicken dinner
She has set a great example
For what a caring human should be
With unsurpassed values and passion
I am sure you do agree
I don’t know how to finish this
Other than to say
During a major crisis with my granddaughters mental health
She helped me find a way
I felt so weak and vulnerable
I really didn’t cope
But Caroline kept me grounded
I knew I had to hope
I have never been so proud of my son for how he copes
Or my daughter for the support she gave him
They kept it off the ropes.
Lots of tears were shed
No resolution seemed in sight
The support just was not there
It was our darkest night
I have always been a fixer
I was the family rock
But for once I needed help
And that was such a shock
Just listening to her voice
Just seeing her lovely face
I gave me such an anchor
It filled me full of faith
I could not talk to anyone
I did not eat or sleep
I had major anxiety
I do not want to repeat
The situation it has eased
The eggshell walk is less
It has taken lots of tears
But we are not in such a mess
So I salute you Caroline
I am sure you really have no idea
How you touch our daily lives
With your humour and lack of fear
Your skincare advice is without exception
The absolute dogs bollocks
But there is so much more to you
No what rhymes with bollocks?
With so much love
"There is a woman lives in London
Caroline is her name
With a hidden Georgian mansion
Bought by exploiting the Freaks for shame"
There, fixed it.
Caroline is her name
With a hidden Georgian mansion
Bought by exploiting the Freaks for shame"
There, fixed it.
Oh, she’s British, thank god. I’m tired of seeing my fellow Americans behave so badly.Just to clarify, is it the 66 year old that looks like she’s been embalmed?
I sometimes get defensive when people make fun of us, but then I go to a place like Florida and realize many of the stereotypes are true! (For a subset of US citizens, of course… Our population is 5x larger than the UK’s after all!)
Saw this meme yesterday and I've corrected it for the freaks and this poem.
Found the post saw this comment from the poster: "Dearest all. Thank you sooo much for your caring words and love.
. This was really meant as an ode to Caroline and not about me but thank you all 
". Well if it wasn't about you why did you write half the poem about you?
Found the post saw this comment from the poster: "Dearest all. Thank you sooo much for your caring words and love.
. This was really meant as an ode to Caroline and not about me but thank you all ". Well if it wasn't about you why did you write half the poem about you?
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I gave the original a few tweaks. I was going to alter every verse but I lost the will to live!
There is a woman lives in Somerset
Nellie Baskin is her name
And if you haven’t heard of her
then shilling‘s not your game
But if you love to be rinsed
If you want some biased advice
There is really just one shiller
You’ll buy at twice the price
A woman of great ego
A woman that you’ll hate
She talks a lot of bull tit
With her sidekick Pink Smith Kate
Her faithful followers are dwindling
They are finally seeing the truth
She hides from the Freaks that she lives
In a house once owned by Ruth
Her qualifications you should question
Thinks she more knowledgeable than all
This really pisses us off
She’s heading for a fall
Her skincare advice it changes
To who pays her the most
Not had a day off for years
Is what she likes to boast
Rarely honest, rarely caring
and a misandrist to boot
She doesn’t like the Freaks at all
But really loves their loot
Her blog was once informative
But now is just for ads
Her kits are highly profitable
With cheap Ali Baba bags
So we despise you Karenline
You really have no idea
Ex-Freaks come join Tattle
We think you’ll like it here.
There is a woman lives in Somerset
Nellie Baskin is her name
And if you haven’t heard of her
then shilling‘s not your game
But if you love to be rinsed
If you want some biased advice
There is really just one shiller
You’ll buy at twice the price
A woman of great ego
A woman that you’ll hate
She talks a lot of bull tit
With her sidekick Pink Smith Kate
Her faithful followers are dwindling
They are finally seeing the truth
She hides from the Freaks that she lives
In a house once owned by Ruth
Her qualifications you should question
Thinks she more knowledgeable than all
This really pisses us off
She’s heading for a fall
Her skincare advice it changes
To who pays her the most
Not had a day off for years
Is what she likes to boast
Rarely honest, rarely caring
and a misandrist to boot
She doesn’t like the Freaks at all
But really loves their loot
Her blog was once informative
But now is just for ads
Her kits are highly profitable
With cheap Ali Baba bags
So we despise you Karenline
You really have no idea
Ex-Freaks come join Tattle
We think you’ll like it here.
In her Q&A she admits to being a 'massive prude',
Seen your Baby Girl's TikTok recently Nellie???
Seen your Baby Girl's TikTok recently Nellie???
What does yanarsayinn mean?In her Q&A she admits to being a 'massive prude',
Seen your Baby Girl's TikTok recently Nellie???
Neither, though delightfully, AmericanLivingInGermany aka Thirsty Mamma has posted a selfie for us all to.....praiseWas this removed? Can't find it.I want to know who wrote it.
Was it sad sabz or my favourite American living in Germany?
Think it's 'London' for 'I like to shake my virtually bare arse all over the internet'
Is she really that lonely over there?! It’s so sad to watch…Neither, though delightfully, AmericanLivingInGermany aka Thirsty Mamma has posted a selfie for us all to.....praise
Think it's 'London' for 'I like to shake my virtually bare arse all over the internet'
Ok, I have to know. Was Last Week Tonight (John Oliver) aired on Sky? Please tell me someone in the UK watched the episode about the monarchy.
Mates with Denise Welch tells me all I need to know about Nellie…
Dressed like she's been sleeping on a park bench for three months.
Interesting…
Private school for Max. Those kits are VERY lucrative but the Freaks still think she is doing them a kindness!
Private school for Max. Those kits are VERY lucrative but the Freaks still think she is doing them a kindness!
Kits reduced for Bun Friday. And kit bags. And bookmarks. “Please buy the bookmarks I need the warehouse space” those sticks of cardboard must be filling acres of space ….
those sticks of cardboard must be filling acres of space ….The amount of freaks thanking her for having a sale. Ffs, you have paid more than £100 for stock that was close to expiry when the kits were first launched. She should be thanking you
On thé IG live just now told everyone that if they live chat skin rocks and get spoken to abruptly, to know it’s her and not her team, because her team “would never”. Is that something to brag about?
I'm phoning the police to have that poem woman arrested for causing grievous bodily second hand embarrassment. My sphincter may never unclench.
They are so brainwashed.
Do they thank Amazon or Boots?
Do they not realise that they have helped fund a Georgian mansion and her youngest son‘s private school fees? She ain’t doing it out of the goodness of her heart ffs.
Bookmarks?! Pathetic.
“What kind of merch do you want and how much would you pay for it?” — Desperate.
“What kind of merch do you want and how much would you pay for it?” — Desperate.
Imagine taking a picture of your cameltoe for strangers to diagnose on the internet. This is ridiculous. I'm reporting it.
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