Caroline Hirons #22 Shiller Kween - the Del Boy of Skincare. No money back, no guarantee

[smurphette]

I still cannot believe this woman is in her 30s

No way!!! Thought well preserved 50s!

And all the pulling and dragging of her skin. Yikes.

I wonder sometimes if Caroline (and Sali Hughes also) is a bit jealous of women like Lindstrom, whose audience obviously has MUCH more disposable income than Carolines.

Caroline and Salis very patronising attitude is definitely bad for business.. only a very specific demographic of women can tolerate being spoken to like that, and they are not the ones that have the most cash to spend. Lisa Eldridge has a few clips on her channel of her helping out some older women with makeup and skincare and she is so much kinder in her interactions with them.



She's 39 I think. If I could give her some advice I would BEG her to grow out her hair, then gain 10ish pounds. Optional: dye her hair slightly and get a lash lift and tint. Would take 15 years off her appearance.

Definitely. Few extra pounds make a difference, and much as I applaud the decision others make to go grey that I can't bear to do myself? The Mammy hairstyle makes her look like an 80s housewife who has given up.

 

[lucie_Lu]

I wonder sometimes if Caroline (and Sali Hughes also) is a bit jealous of women like Lindstrom, whose audience obviously has MUCH more disposable income than Carolines.

Caroline and Salis very patronising attitude is definitely bad for business.. only a very specific demographic of women can tolerate being spoken to like that, and they are not the ones that have the most cash to spend. Lisa Eldridge has a few clips on her channel of her helping out some older women with makeup and skincare and she is so much kinder in her interactions with them.



She's 39 I think. If I could give her some advice I would BEG her to grow out her hair, then gain 10ish pounds. Optional: dye her hair slightly and get a lash lift and tint. Would take 15 years off her appearance.

Yes I saw a few seconds of the yoga video and thought oh gosh she’s way way too thin bless her and that short hair cut is just brutal

 

[SqualorVictoria]

Personally I don't think it's anything to do with her weight, some people just have a more 'mature' face and she is one of them. The severe haircut does her no favours whatsoever

 

[smurphette]

She creeps me out lmao, I feel like she's about to chain me in her basement and harvest my stem cells for her organic, natural products

Definitely. Or the husband would impregnate you and they'd steal the placenta.

 

[KYLIE]

I used to be in one of those cult like skincare groups and spent a lot of money on products and my skin was no better off. I do less now and my skin is better - go figure. These people waste their money on £70 creams and make cults around certain brands. It’s really weird.

For example Double cleansing is the biggest scam out there. It’s just to sell you more products. It dries the hell out of your skin and no one needs to stand there for 15 mins rubbing oil into their skin.

The whole skincare cult on Reddit, Facebook and now even tiktok is ridiculous. People telling others to buy 9 different acids to treat acne that clearly only the doctor can get rid off or 4 serums for fine lines that only botox would treat. It’s a weird subculture of the internet and it’s only once you stop buying into it that you realise your skin was never any better.

Now I just use a basic Cerave face wash from boots. Cheap and cheerful at £10 and lasts me ages. Sometimes a bit of hyaluronic acid when I can be bothered

Caroline’s skin looks so beyond average - she absolutely looks her age if not far older. Also the pixi tonic she used to shill isn’t even the right PH for an acid toner to work effectively. She’ll sell anything for bit of cash

 

[LittleBirdie]

I can’t.

 

[Bertha]

I used to be in one of those cult like skincare groups and spent a lot of money on products and my skin was no better off. I do less now and my skin is better - go figure. These people waste their money on £70 creams and make cults around certain brands. It’s really weird.

For example Double cleansing is the biggest scam out there. It’s just to sell you more products. It dries the hell out of your skin and no one needs to stand there for 15 mins rubbing oil into their skin.

The whole skincare cult on Reddit, Facebook and now even tiktok is ridiculous. People telling others to buy 9 different acids to treat acne that clearly only the doctor can get rid off or 4 serums for fine lines that only botox would treat. It’s a weird subculture of the internet and it’s only once you stop buying into it that you realise your skin was never any better.

Now I just use a basic Cerave face wash from boots. Cheap and cheerful at £10 and lasts me ages. Sometimes a bit of hyaluronic acid when I can be bothered

Caroline’s skin looks so beyond average - she absolutely looks her age if not far older. Also the pixi tonic she used to shill isn’t even the right PH for an acid toner to work effectively. She’ll sell anything for bit of cash

I agree! Double cleansing isn't mandatory but really, my skin absolutely loves a double cleanse and I enjoy the process. It can absolutely be done cheaply Nana claims to have invented it but it has been going on for many, many years before she came on the scene

I have whittled down my skincare routine significantly as well (since I fell out of love with Gangsta and her shilling, contradictions and awful one line reviews) and my skin looks great! No need to go ham with the products to have great skin. I've certainly learnt that the hard way and I am working through an immense, Freak level stash from when I got caught up with them.

I can’t.

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I burst out laughing. This is beyond ridiculous.

 

[katz2022]

I agree! Double cleansing isn't mandatory but really, my skin absolutely loves a double cleanse and I enjoy the process. It can absolutely be done cheaply Nana claims to have invented it but it has been going on for many, many years before she came on the scene

I have whittled down my skincare routine significantly as well (since I fell out of love with Gangsta and her shilling, contradictions and awful one line reviews) and my skin looks great! No need to go ham with the products to have great skin. I've certainly learnt that the hard way and I am working through an immense, Freak level stash from when I got caught up with them.


I burst out laughing. This is beyond ridiculous.

I’m completely the same. Love a double cleanse but have done for ages. Also working through a stash of stuff since my eyes have been opened to the cult and I’ve escaped!

 

[DOODLELADY]

Wow. Bra burn is a thing that needs fixing on planet freak….

 

[50sGirl]

I can’t.

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OMG!
How could my joke 007Freak post compete with these Freakoids real posts?!
Unless one of you wrote it. Surely she’s not serious?

 

[Eat My Shorts]

OMG!
How could my joke 007Freak post compete with these Freakoids real posts?!
Unless one of you wrote it. Surely she’s not serious?

Scary isn’t it?!

 

[hannah123]

She moaning on instagram about the head of instagram and I’m really struggling as a non influencer to understand all this insane whinging from a lot of them. The reality of instagram is a lot of normal users like having the reels aspect and stories aspect, and that a lot of us are interacting with just random posts more. If you’re going to build a business around someone else’s platform, how can you complain when the platform changes with the times and you don’t? If you don’t like making video content in 2022 then that’s a you problem, the world and technology has moved on from instagram just being pictures.

If any of you watched YouTube around 2013/2014 it was the same then of “oh the algorithms messing with my views”, when really people just didn’t care about a Tanya Burr haul anymore. It was just a struggle for influencers to accept people aren’t interacting with their content because they’ve moved on.

The guy also didn’t say he was signing off for the weekend, he said he was signing off from the video cause he had other stuff to do, but don’t let facts get in the way of her screaming.

 

[Eat My Shorts]

She moaning on instagram about the head of instagram and I’m really struggling as a non influencer to understand all this insane whinging from a lot of them. The reality of instagram is a lot of normal users like having the reels aspect and stories aspect, and that a lot of us are interacting with just random posts more. If you’re going to build a business around someone else’s platform, how can you complain when the platform changes with the times and you don’t? If you don’t like making video content in 2022 then that’s a you problem, the world and technology has moved on from instagram just being pictures.

If any of you watched YouTube around 2013/2014 it was the same then of “oh the algorithms messing with my views”, when really people just didn’t care about a Tanya Burr haul anymore. It was just a struggle for influencers to accept people aren’t interacting with their content because they’ve moved on.

The guy also didn’t say he was saying off for the weekend, he said he was signing off from the video cause he had other stuff to do, but don’t let facts get in the way of her screaming.

As usual she’s going way over the top. Stfu, Cazza!

 

[Whatisgoingoninworld]

May lindstrom needs some snake venom injected into her organic, earth-loving face. Her face makes me never want to buy her products. Her skin just looks distressed.!
It’s all the sun worshipping she does because she cannot find an spf that works for her “allergies” but the blue cocoon is just an allergy-inducing, essential oil nightmare. May treads very lightly when discussing spf, I’m surprised May hasn’t had her head bitten off by hirons.

Just goes to show hirons is very biased

As usual she’s going way over the top. Stfu, Cazza!

YOUR FOLLOWERS don’t care. Most of the population doesn’t have 600k followers. Go whine to other privileged people while you are in Italy enjoying some time off. You absolute witch.

 

[marthaedwards11]

She creeps me out lmao, I feel like she's about to chain me in her basement and harvest my stem cells for her organic, natural products

my goodness, WHAT is up with her sexy baby whisper voice? Also surely you'd mask AFTER a flight to get all the ickiness off, rather than before?

 

[Whatisgoingoninworld]

Is she a chronic masturbator ? LOL cause her videos give me the creeps like she might do a porno

 

[Bertha]

Guess who's gone and got themselves back into the Freaks group recently ? Me, muhahahaha. Cannot wait to read about butt hole bleaching, bra burn and disgusting feet.

 

[50sGirl]

She moaning on instagram about the head of instagram and I’m really struggling as a non influencer to understand all this insane whinging from a lot of them. The reality of instagram is a lot of normal users like having the reels aspect and stories aspect, and that a lot of us are interacting with just random posts more. If you’re going to build a business around someone else’s platform, how can you complain when the platform changes with the times and you don’t? If you don’t like making video content in 2022 then that’s a you problem, the world and technology has moved on from instagram just being pictures.

If any of you watched YouTube around 2013/2014 it was the same then of “oh the algorithms messing with my views”, when really people just didn’t care about a Tanya Burr haul anymore. It was just a struggle for influencers to accept people aren’t interacting with their content because they’ve moved on.

The guy also didn’t say he was signing off for the weekend, he said he was signing off from the video cause he had other stuff to do, but don’t let facts get in the way of her screaming.

Jeez I wish she’d give it a rest. It’s exhausting watching her and I kept the sound off and just read the text.
She actually said “as a ADHD Scouser Londoner”
Oh and as an employer of 30 people she is always “on”. The irony that she posts this whilst in Italy! Oh we are not worthy Gangsta!

 

[Pippa2]

Is she a chronic masturbator ? LOL cause her videos give me the creeps like she might do a porno

I watched her videos and was like what on earth. As much as I love skin oil her moaning and stroking herself does not sell them to me. And the constant giggling like a schoolgirl? Very weird. There’s something strange going on behind the scenes there.

 

[letterspam]

I used to be in one of those cult like skincare groups and spent a lot of money on products and my skin was no better off. I do less now and my skin is better - go figure. These people waste their money on £70 creams and make cults around certain brands. It’s really weird.

For example Double cleansing is the biggest scam out there. It’s just to sell you more products. It dries the hell out of your skin and no one needs to stand there for 15 mins rubbing oil into their skin.

The whole skincare cult on Reddit, Facebook and now even tiktok is ridiculous. People telling others to buy 9 different acids to treat acne that clearly only the doctor can get rid off or 4 serums for fine lines that only botox would treat. It’s a weird subculture of the internet and it’s only once you stop buying into it that you realise your skin was never any better.

Now I just use a basic Cerave face wash from boots. Cheap and cheerful at £10 and lasts me ages. Sometimes a bit of hyaluronic acid when I can be bothered

Caroline’s skin looks so beyond average - she absolutely looks her age if not far older. Also the pixi tonic she used to shill isn’t even the right PH for an acid toner to work effectively. She’ll sell anything for bit of cash

I agree, I only double cleanse twice a week or something like that, and I don't do it at all in the winter. The concept of a very elaborate routine is also insane because chances are something in the products will interact and actually cancel each other out. The chemistry is so intricate and complicated, unless you are a cosmetic chemist or you are using products specifically designed to work together, better just keep it simple. I am 500% sure none of the freaks are getting the maximum benefit from any product they use.

I now only follow skincare influencers who are knowledgeable about the chemistry component of skincare as well!