Caroline Hirons #11 Is it the X Factor circa 2005 or a skincare group?

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Any bets on sob story content? I'll give good odds for another Traumatic event.
 
Well, we need to start with a plea for help for red puffy eyes from crying..... that's a given
There’s one this morning about someone in hospital who is constantly crying from the pain, not one person has advised speaking to the medical team about treating the pain and instead is leaping to the usual Cicaplast/Vaseline routine 🤔
 
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I'm going for dead dog or cat.
No, it has to be a bit more removed than that.

”My eyes are blistered from crying after I found my ex husband’s cousin’s wife’s rat has died. He was only one. What can I use to soothe my skin and heal my broken heart?”
 
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No, it has to be a bit more removed than that.

”My eyes are blistered from crying after I found my ex husband’s cousin’s wife’s rat has died. He was only one. What can I use to soothe my skin and heal my broken heart?”
Here's a direct link to the products I usually buy from Cult Beauty if that helps!
 
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Lol, I was listening to duran duran whilst hoovering and accidentally sucked up my toddler, my hubster heard my shouts and came rushing in but I accidentally pointed the industrial strength hoover at his face and I've removed 30 layers of his skin.
I think he would really benefit from the summer kit but I have to use all the money and even the house payment to repair the hoover. I'm racked with guilt and can't stop crying, its so bad I think my eyelids are peeling, they're actually see through now 😔
 
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Lol, I was listening to duran duran whilst hoovering and accidentally sucked up my toddler, my hubster heard my shouts and came rushing in but I accidentally pointed the industrial strength hoover at his face and I've removed 30 layers of his skin.
I think he would really benefit from the summer kit but I have to use all the money and even the house payment to repair the hoover. I'm racked with guilt and can't stop crying, its so bad I think my eyelids are peeling, they're actually see through now 😔
And to top it all now Duran Duran music will trigger me. duck my life!😭

Please set up a go fund me because I need to replace my entire record collection.

Worryingly our joke posts aren’t exaggerating that much! 😮
 
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My eyes were all puffy from crying this morning as I've suffered a bereavement that I don't feel ready to talk about. Anyway, I was in the bathroom reaching for my Vintner's daughter and I couldn't see properly due to tears and I dropped the bottle onto a brand new jar of blue cocoon and they both smashed on the ceramic tiles. What can I do? 😭😭😭😭
 
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Enter stage left a valiant freak who specialises in virtue signalling.
Hi admin delete if not allowed but this dear freak who has been ever so invested in our community since last Wednesday has suffered terribly 😢 😕
I feel it is only right, just and fair to offer my deepest sympathy on behalf of all of us and start a fundraiser. Dig deep ladies, we must empower and support women, freaks unite!
All major credit cards accepted, boots vouchers, space nk points and unopened skin care. terms and conditions apply I may know this person in real life
 
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My eyes were all puffy from crying this morning as I've suffered a bereavement that I don't feel ready to talk about. Anyway, I was in the bathroom reaching for my Vintner's daughter and I couldn't see properly due to tears and I dropped the bottle onto a brand new jar of blue cocoon and they both smashed on the ceramic tiles. What can I do? 😭😭😭😭
Oh you poor thing!
Weren’t you telling me that you can’t afford to replace them just now because yesterday whilst walking home from work you saw a homeless lady and handed over your entire months wages? If only you’d known then what fate was about to throw at you! 😜
 
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Oh you poor thing!
Weren’t you telling me that you can’t afford to replace them just now because yesterday whilst walking home from work you saw a homeless lady and handed over your entire months wages? If only you’d known then what fate was about to throw at you! 😜
It's true, it's all true. Allow me to randomly link to my space nk wishlist
 
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Damn!
I’ve ordered 5 kits by mistake but, because I’m an extremely generous Freak, I’d like to pay it forward. I am extremely rich and privileged so there is no need to thank me, it will be an honour to give them away to the poor and needy Freaks.
Please apply with your sob story below…

(you then never hear again who the chosen few were!)
 
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I can’t decide who my favourite is. Gobby Cazza is obviously the Queen, but then? The soft porn narcissistic daughter? The “covid is over for me man” daughter in law? The life coach son?
tough… but actually a combination of all of them interacting together makes me somehow grab for my popcorn
 
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As an ex public health professional with an MSc in research methods, “do your own research” really bleeping rankles with me. Secondary research and the sourcing, reading and understanding primary and secondary research is a specialist skill, invariably never undertaken by the antivaxx goons who’ve read some uninformed fifteenth-hand opinion on Netmums, a random QAnon tinfoil hat blog or the dreaded FB and treat it as gospel.

That said, there is plenty of information available that summarises the latest available scientific evidence on vaccine safety and efficacy which doesn’t require specialist knowledge to untangle the language and the data. It is summarised, clear and readable for its intended audience, laypeople (aka end users with no medical or research background).

I am also PMSL @ ‘epidermis’ being a spell from HP 🤣
 
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Did ye see the post about the temporary tattoo and the wedding anniversary? It was one of you lot wasn't it?
 
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