Caroline Hirons #11 Is it the X Factor circa 2005 or a skincare group?

[BigMavis]

Lol, I was listening to duran duran whilst hoovering and accidentally sucked up my toddler, my hubster heard my shouts and came rushing in but I accidentally pointed the industrial strength hoover at his face and I've removed 30 layers of his skin.
I think he would really benefit from the summer kit but I have to use all the money and even the house payment to repair the hoover. I'm racked with guilt and can't stop crying, its so bad I think my eyelids are peeling, they're actually see through now

 

[Calabria]

Caroline’s story sharing a post about how “anti depressants are NOT first line treatment for menopause”

Neither is your skincare box so sit your arse down.

 

[SqualorVictoria]

Things that never happened #571

 

[FrankieBelle]

Oh wow her old adversary Dr Natalia has just unboxed a CH menopause kit on Instagram and completely ripped into every product! Actually laughing at the Sisley mask sample. She reckons a tub of Vaseline could do the job of the whole kit.

Jesus, CH will go ballistic!

 

[mindlessness]

Ready for the ultimate boast?


I am single and live with my cat. She doesn't have a skincare routine

 

[SqualorVictoria]

Nothing like an overpaid influencer telling one to check their privilege

 

[Hw3880]

I was on twitter there and saw a post about black hair care products being security tagged in Boots when the price equivalent other products were not. Someone tagged CH to see if she could help….and well this response….

 

[DeeDee14]

‘Meet my hot husband’ - how pathetic! His music must be pretty shite if she has to plug his supposed hotness - and I stress supposed!

I feel the urge to make my own post.

‘Meet my passable accountant partner. He doesn’t have a routine as such but enjoys washing his face in the shower with a bar of soap. He’s just off to Sainsbury’s, any tips for a soap that isn’t Imperial Leather as he fancies a change.’

 

[Platformcrocs]

Those comments are brilliant and spot on

Just putting it out there, "the shittest QVC I've ever seen" has to be an early contender for the next thread title

 

[AlphaBetaDeux]

Why though?

 

[Traazers]

Twitter’s reaction to her This Morning appearance today isn’t complimentary. ‘Talking to Ruth as though she’s thick’ ‘rude’ ‘bossy and abrupt’

Hahaha youre right.

 

[DOODLELADY]

What was that?

On a ten stretch...

 

[BigMavis]

Did we ever find out what he was in for? Oh my god I want to read the comments.

Edited found them, oh my god. Yer man kidnapped someone and Caroline said fair play to him.

 

[Smoke_and_Mirrors]

‘Meet my hot husband’ - how pathetic! His music must be pretty shite if she has to plug his supposed hotness - and I stress supposed!

I feel the urge to make my own post.

‘Meet my passable accountant partner. He doesn’t have a routine as such but enjoys washing his face in the shower with a bar of soap. He’s just off to Sainsbury’s, any tips for a soap that isn’t Imperial Leather as he fancies a change.’

Meet my hot husband. He works outside all year so these days he is hot. His routine is banana shampoo, charcoal face wash and original source tea tree and mint shower gel on the undercarriage as he likes a bit of a thrill in the mornings, girls. He literally LOVES what the menthol does to his ticklebags

 

[FrankieBelle]

My husband’s bald and his willy’s huge

 

[Jelly Bean]

Country music husband reminds of the time on Sali Hughes FB group ages ago people were posting pictures of their husbands. I posted a picture of the divine man that was the young Alan Bates assuming everyone would know who he was and that it was a joke. It was a photo of him holding a lamb and I said he was a farmer and very shy.
Anyway they all thought it was true and he was my husband - and not AB). I'm not being mean as they were all so lovely and complimentary. Not in a pervy way either. I was so embarrassed I never put them right

 

[DOODLELADY]

Next time you’re waiting 20mins to get through to your GP reception, this might be why
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Today's edition of things that didn't happen.. freaks edition.

 

[torontoon]

'Ane', is she a bit thick?

Does she not realise it's a & e and what that actually stands for

And 'would of' instead of 'have'. Makes me cringe.

 

[50sGirl]

Anyone else see the Freak post about receiving the latest Asos beauty box and the Cetaphil cleanser was going straight in the bin?
When others suggested that it shouldn’t be thrown away and could perhaps be donated to a food bank the Freak backtracked and said of course she was just joking and would be donating it.

 

[Colly Wobble]

Indeed, not sure why she wants to ignore the medical professional who’s done hundreds of these before and would rather risk irritating the skin further with a treat (whatever that is).

If she wants to give a 7 year old boy a treat, give him an ice cream and let him stay up late, not a Blummin’ spa day.