Carly Burd Salty Allotment #2 More red flags than Beijing on May Day.

[bowiethesdmn]

Do we think she's registered as a food business?

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I'm gonna guess not but who knows, she might surprise us!

This is a terrible combination of dim and delusional, can't wait for the mass-poisonings.

 

[Tabitha D]

Sleep well and don't let the matter of the missing £250k bother you.
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What’s the “outside table for everyone to use”?? Anyone know?

 

[Copacapybara]

I played with AI too.

Write a poem in the style of o captain my captain about a salty allotment. include the phrase "FOR FREE" multiple times. Make reference to crisps and parsnips

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O Gardener, my Gardener, our plot beset by salt,
FOR FREE we dreamed, in the soil's gentle vault.
Rows of parsnips, once proud and tall,
FOR FREE, our gift, to grace the tables of all.

The salty specter danced with a sinister glee,
FOR FREE, our bounty, now lost to the sea. Crisps of hope, once crisply arrayed,
FOR FREE, now wilt in salt's cruel crusade.

O Gardener, my Gardener, a lament in the breeze,
FOR FREE, our vision, brought to its knees. In the salty allotment, where parsnips once sang,
Crisps of despair, a mournful clang.

Yet still, in our hearts, the dream persists, FOR FREE, a resilient hope in the midst.
O Gardener, my Gardener, let a new season rise,
Crisps and parsnips, under benevolent skies.

I think we all need to start some sort of very thematically specific Eistedfodd or something

 

[Seaford Haggington]

She's going to poison someone. I feel another complaint coming on.

Edit: I'm not familiar with facebook pages, does this mean she's hiding comments?

She's turned comments off for that post.

 

[HotesTilaire]

A lot of Jacks branded goods- I thought Tesco only sold those via its “corner shop” type non-Tesco branded stores. Also, why so much bbq sauce?

 

[ChastityDingle]

A quarter of a million pounds and if you can get yourself to her driveway you can treat yourself to some out of date bread. Fantastic.

And if you're really really really lucky, some very unappetising looking leaves to go with it. Yum.

 

[Captainmouse]

I'd mithered my way round to that way of thinking while I was starting cooking tea, thank you for reinforcing that.

I wish I still had the contact details for an acquaintance who was a forensic accountant for the City of London Police, I'd be taking her for a drink somewhere quiet...

Linked in? Facebook? Insta etc?

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

She's turned comments off for that post.

But wouldn't you normally still be able to see existing comments?

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

She still has the previously salty allotment right?