Read this comment in an extremely loud voice (was going to type it in capitals but that would even get in my nerves!)
Hi, Carla here, I'm trying to get my point across in today's calorie crush so I will speak very clearly, slowly, loudly and add in extra fake laughs to take the edge off my rant. I'm nearly 50 but I act like a 12 year old because that's where my inner child is stuck.
LIttle Carla loves cake, is made to finish her meals and has started drinking lots of coke. She has always wanted to eat out and go to Bingo multiple times a week. She wants a male friend who is zero threat and doesn't answer back, she likes plastic tat and sometimes overspends. She has no interest in going to the dentist. She thinks that anyone who gives her advice is an enemy. She wants to make lots of money when she's older but is sure that silly people will fund this for her even if she is rude to them. Little Carla is very stubborn but thinks it comes across as cute and being a rebel. She would really love a posh friend one day who would invite her for sleepovers. She is her own worst enemy. Her weight loss journey is over.
Love it, you are so right in so many ways.
Spot on with all these above observations !
A number of times in past she states that because she doesn't drink , nor smoke eating out is her treat to herself. Poppy cock. Honestly I have NEVER EVER known so much self indulgent behaviour of her and the bucket woman . There are plenty of people who don't smoke or drink , But maybe dine out as a treat every so often
( If at all ) , Not multiple times a week ! Greedy Cow
Yup ! Looks like it .
It doesn't take a Brain Surgeon to realise That the Only way is UP ! And I was actually rooting for her , but since she's such an arrogant prick she can flush her weight loss down the loo with one of her Big Fat turds !!!
Caroline mrs m is full of excuses, like her tiresome clothes try on video's with the cleverly angled shots. Get real, you are not an healthy weight, no one says you have to be stick thin but quit lying to your viewers and yourself. Also if mrs m's family really cared they would be helping her to get to a better weight, no I aint saying model weight, the visceral fat she carries around her stomach is huge, does she even look at herself?
All these foolin theirself youtubers with their tilted cameras, to be honest just gets on my nerves, egotostical crap fol
Spot on with all these above observations !
A number of times in past she states that because she doesn't drink , nor smoke eating out is her treat to herself. Poppy cock. Honestly I have NEVER EVER known so much self indulgent behaviour of her and the bucket woman . There are plenty of people who don't smoke or drink , But maybe dine out as a treat every so often
( If at all ) , Not multiple times a week ! Greedy Cow
Yup ! Looks like it .
It doesn't take a Brain Surgeon to realise That the Only way is UP ! And I was actually rooting for her , but since she's such an arrogant prick she can flush her weight loss down the loo with one of her Big Fat turds !!!
and then she has the nerve to complain about money, if you stopped being so lazy and cooked every meal instead of buying a crappy breakfast for like 8 quid then you might realise it's money down the drain. Those protein bars she keeps having are 1.50 a pop or a pound if you bulk buy, make your own protein bars, She works from home ffs how easy can it be to prep meals and snacks...too busy talking about her high and mighty self in cafe's and restaurants.
Thread suggestion, 1 pound off, 2 pounds on, Carlas dieting journey is finally done !
She never lost a single ounce, probably put it on, she's so full of it. When she is yaking on she slips up and mentions eating bags of crisps in the afternoon and cakes...never filmed that did she and at the end she puts up this stupid ass heres what calories i ate today points up to the left and heres what calories i had left over, points to the right,,,, WHAT A JOKE ...and the rest carla. You won't lose weight until you get out of denial city.
Just watching the video again, in between cooking our lunch lol...she's making me laugh. She really has had enough of being told what to do, which is understandable, but to be fair, it's her own habits tellin her what to do, screaming eat more cake, pack of biscuits for breakfast lol. Then she says likes choosing off a menu, someone else preparing the food and serving it to her, lol the queen has spoken. She reminds of the one in alice in wonderland, off with their heads how dare they say no cake!
To be fair, she's just being honest, once she gets it out of her system it might make things clearer to her brain. Verbalising problems really is the best way to clear mental blockages. sorry, I have a family of psychologists, who tought me a lot. She's being blunt and stubborn, but it might help, her viewers may be too scared to comment now though lol. Sheesh she's alpha female, bring my my food lol
Pity it didn't stretch to a collaboration with Colgate...