Hannah is having as much luck as Mr Bean on an ice skating rink. Oh dear!
She’s still being booked??
Christ, they must've either booked her months and months ago, or she knows someone there. What a terrible choice for a speaker.
It wouldn’t surprise me (I’m not joking)It wouldn’t surprise me if they’d propped their fire exit door open in the heat and Hannah took the opportunity to just waltz into the staff canteen and start speaking.
“Are you going to put it on socials?” she asked through a toothy grin before prancing out.
(I’m obviously joking)
She'd only be happy if it was for her.I’m surprised she’s not popped up in any jubilee related context.
Bet she’s gutted about that. Probably expected a seat at the concert between Kate and will where she could wave at the crowd.I’m surprised she’s not popped up in any jubilee related context.
It’s what her father would have wantedBet she’s gutted about that. Probably expected a seat at the concert between Kate and will where she could wave at the crowd.
Let’s hope her 15 minutes of fame are finally over.Oh I thank God there wasn't any ghostly scenes of him on the Mall saluting the Queen.
Also Hannah is officially OUT otherwise she would have been there, at the jubilee concert, hazel curls bouncing whilst gleefully smiling, waving away in her new, cream, custom sewn driving gloves