It’s because of the pleather trousers....I don’t believe that. She washes her hair every day so therefore she showers every day. Unless she has a seriously ming vag.
I bet it really pisses Babs off that one of her neighbours is a Tattler.She does pick them up in the car - the school is too far away to walk. It’s just another load of shite - like most of her content. She’s literally stating the obvious that ‘there is some sort of weather occurring on the school run’. Hardly hilarious or inspiring.
she was bragging on the scummy mummy podcast about, other than selling her shitty mugs, she makes a living" just by being ME! "Tbf though. She does have a full time job coming up with relatable, funny, entertaining and quality content for our viewing pleasure.
the sheer amount of times she mentions how much she's dripping with sweat n those trousers, i'm not surprised her fanny needs a good clean multiple times daily. especially when she regularly wears no pants - her fanny must be grim.It’s because of the pleather trousers....
I feel it’s my duty to be a beacon of truth in this otherwise fake & dishonest world. I want to make the world a better place, where people smile at each other as they’re buying countless plastic tat from Home Bargains. Where they ‘pretend run’ together, holding hands in their Converse, giggling about boob sweat & hairy toes....I bet it really pisses Babs off that one of her neighbours is a Tattler.
Babs talking about integrity has to be the funniest thing I've read all day. Not one word that comes out of her mouth is the truth. Thank you Mrs Briggs for keeping it real.
...and #twinning all their outfits with their eight year old daughters!I feel it’s my duty to be a beacon of truth in this otherwise fake & dishonest world. I want to make the world a better place, where people smile at each other as they’re buying countless plastic tat from Home Bargains. Where they ‘pretend run’ together, holding hands in their Converse, giggling about boob sweat & hairy toes....
Is that enough? Who do I contact about getting gifted stuff? Seen some great clobber in John Lewis......
scummy brummy #13 bargain babs; unabashed brassy blonde, begger, blagger, blocker, and blatant bibbidi bobbidi bullshitter.Emma you are the biggest bullshitter going.
And everyone knows it, and when people blatantly call you out on it, you block them. Then you lie about blocking people. Further down the rabbit hole...
you really need to get help.
she doing some ballet with those legsso babs has actually managed to blag herself tickets to the premiere of a new musical at the royal shakespeare company based on david wailliams' book the boy in the dress. not sure why she's acting so totally surprised, as it's not as though the tickets magically turned up on her doormat tonight, plus she's undoubtedly been bombarding the royal shakspeare theatre company with begging emails for months. talking of dresses, obvs babs perceives this as THE perfect opportunity to humiliate the kiddos by turning up completely overdressed in her new brash, tacky golden bacofoil dress. obvs mickey hasn't been allowed to join the family, as robbie williams is going to be in the audience, so obviously babs is on the prowl, her prime focus being not to have an enjoyable evening with her children - despite all her followers being well aware how much erin loves david wailliams' books - but to track him down.
no doubt her aim is to squeal like a teenage fangirl, and beg robbie to take a photo with with his arm around her - that way, she'll have an excuse never to wash her dress ever again, despite continuing to wear it!
babs describes the dress as "looking like christmas has thrown up on me", which she loves, ofc. sadly, she doesn't seem to realise that is hardly something to aim for, and seems to have purposefully dressed the kiddos far more conservatively than herself to ensure she stands out like a bloody fluorescent light, blinding everyone who has the misfortune of seeing her. it's true, she looks like a fucking christmas tree, but doesn't seem to realise she isn't dressed appropriately for the occasion. also, there is absolutely no doubt in my mind as to wear babs got the inspiration for her lurid, golden tinfoil frock (see below).
so much for the boy in the dress, babs is clearly aiming to upstage him with her own dramatic and cringe performance of the brazen brum in the dress.
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not that i'd ever question her integrity, but i'm not quite sure how she's managed that pose with her dodgy knee...she doing some ballet with those legs
Why has she got a wonky neck?she doing some ballet with those legs
Brummy Bullshit 13 Bacofoil dress Kween. Hairdresser to the stars ...
I do feel sorry for Erin with her wonky neck. Poor lass .
HIDE ROBBIE hide to her your no Gary but hey it’s someone famous like her
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