Brummymummy #12 so full of crap, we couldn’t fit it in a title.

[Nadurath]

I feel like such a fraud, so I’m just going to share this here so I can get over my guilt. I have a hot chocolate station as well....




If you look closely you’ll see there’s multiple varieties of hot chocolate, each further out of date than the next, a display of marshmallows that I’ve arranged in the bag that they came in, and even some olives on the shelf above that came as part of a Christmas present last year.

I hope you can still accept me and my hot chocolate station

 

[LauraLloyd]

FFS! Is there anyone, real or fictional that she doesn't have a crush on?

Just Stephen, I think...

 

[Wishwash]

I saw them in nandos once in Birmingham - I grew up in the area Babs lives in and I've actually been in her house! (I knew the people she bought it from). Back to the nandos story, I couldn't help but gawk like they were zoo animals but they were a miserable family. Kids whined and whinged while she sat staring at her phone and Mickey ran the show. Then when she clocked me nudging my husband and staring (I can't help it ) she did a complete bipolar and started talking in this shrill cbeebies voice with lots of hand movement

 

[minniemouse]

Now we'll all be trying to guess your real name! Winnie?!

Omg are you doxxing me?!? expect a visit from West Midlands police

 

[eyeballs]

Bibbity bobbity huh? Is that a Disney reference? (Non Disney fan here )

But.... your screen name is Minnie Mouse

 

[MrsBriggs]

This is my tea station. Thought I’d share it with you. I know it’s amazing but I really don’t mind if you copy me. Love you lots

 

[Carriethereallgunnalaugh]

I found the real copy.
“ my mum does silly dancing,
She looks like a twat,
She wears no pants
And does silly Disney brummy rants.
she takes me to these places
My brothers never seen
She prances around and pretends
She’s a kween.
She spends all day on her bum
Always watching teen mum.
My dad sleeps in etthans room
He says how did it get this far this soon.

 

[Lola123]

Brummy mummy #13 full of bibbidi bobbidi bullshit

 

[MrsBriggs]

Mine will be accompanying me this evening, but only because we will be walking past the polling station to take him for his walk!! He will be stood outside with my kid (13) while I'm putting X in the box.

I'm voting this morning. My Dog is not coming. Why would you even take your dog?!?

I’m taking my hamster. He’s a staunch Labour supporter & has mini posters of Jeremy C all over his cage. There’ll be hell to pay if I don’t take him - will never hear the end of it! Bloody left wing rodents!

 

[Spuddylit]

Someone has asked Brummy to help them publicise the story of a little girl who needs life saving cancer treatment. Brummy has said no, sorry, she gets lots of requests and sticks to promoting two charities now. I'm not being funny right, would it kill her to just re post something onto her stories? I know she can't post for every charity in the world but come on!! It's put me off her even more

 

[zeatrix83]

Any chance to get her ‘cracking rack’ out. I get the not wearing a t shirt and flashing the bra when trying on her old clothes but why only one shoe on?!

Just to add she looks like a drunk person who’s came home at 4am, no clue where her top has gone or where/when she lost her shoe.

 

[Nadurath]

Babs, imagine if you put as much effort into making sure your kids weren't on porn sites as you did into a hot chocolate station that you'll never use. Need to give your head a wobble sweetheart.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

as you can see, i caved. the urge to imitate babs and create a hot chocolate station of my very own was just too strong. as you can see, it is placed in a prominent position in my kitchen, so it is̶ ̶e̶s̶s̶e̶n̶t̶i̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶y̶ makes a bold statement and i'm proud to admit that i've even managed to get that tiered effect without having to #AD splash out on an expensive, fancy tiered cake stand from amazon. it features all the basic necessities for a decent mug of hot chocolate - namely a variety of hot chocolate powders which, whilst i have no idea whether they're in date or not, are all still fresh and not clumped together in a hot chocolate powder rock, because i made the smart decision to keep them contained within their sealed, airtight containers.

my hot chocolate station may not be cluttered with an array of ceramic tat, or include candy-canes which probably won't ever be used, or fancy flavoured syrups, or "game-changer" soggy paper straws, but it is positioned directly in front of the mug cupboard, and right next to the kettle for ease. and ultimately, MY hot chocolate station is entirely usable. AND it doesn't feature a sign to remind me about calories every time i go to use it. #winning

 

[Tookah]

I’m sorry but bibbidi bobbidi brum sounds HORRIFIC

Bibbidi bobbodi bullshit

 

[Shad0w]

FUCK OFF WITH THE HOT CHOCOLATE STATION

You mean:
FUCK. OFF. WITH. THE. HOT. CHOCOLATE. STATION
I'm shooketh you didn't include Full. stops.

 

[Awhenny]

Her job is not to be relatable to people?
Oh...

Well in that respect, she is doing a cracking job!!

 

[Nadurath]

Oh babs, any excuse to get in that you were an RE teacher. Except what you’ve failed to notice is that in none of the press releases have they said that this attack was religiously motivated. Anywhere. You’ve just jumped on a bandwagon that Nigel Farage would be proud of. The terrorist is male, Arabic looking, and has a name that suggests he might be Muslim? Better remind the world I specialised in Islam!

How about you wait until the police do their job? Given the terrorist had been in prison and started the attack at a conference about prisoner rehabilitation he may have had no religious based motive for this attack. Course, you can’t spin that to be about you can you?

 

[Emlii]

I’m a few days behind and still have a bit of catching up to do but can I just say, I vote for Bibbidi bobbidi BULLSHIT to be the next thread title!

 

[Nadurath]

Stephen decided to stay home and clean instead of go to the cinema, more like Stephen decided he’d have a sleep and a wank in his own bed instead of a child’s bed!

 

[zeatrix83]

I had to. I can’t keep my mouth shut any longer. She’s disgusting, absolutely disgusting. Disney needs to stop their partnership with this woman because this is the garbage she posts. I’ve reported both the post and the story but no way will Instagram do anything about it as they never do.